10 Funny But True Facts About Life

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The perceived perversity of the universe has long been a subject of comment, and precursors to the modern version of Murphy's law are not hard to find. Recent significant research in this area has been conducted by members of the American Dialect Society. ADS member Stephen Goranson has found a version of the law, not yet generalized or bearing that name, in a report by Alfred Holt at an 1877 meeting of an engineering society:
It is found that anything that can go wrong at sea generally does go wrong sooner or later, so it is not to be wondered that owners prefer the safe to the scientific.... Sufficient stress can hardly be laid on the advantages of simplicity. The human factor cannot be safely neglected in planning machinery. If attention is to be obtained, the engine must be such that the engineer will be disposed to attend to it."  (Source:  Wikipedia)

Good one Manishkumar. & thanks for value addition Manoj & SUDEEP.

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nice one manoj

Thanks,Mr Manoj for poetic expression.Life is like that,u create,others berate.u manage,others barrage.The sub and substance:- that show goes on erratically providing Succor to one and disappoint other.The life's fun is "mixed masala" ready for savor.

Excellent. Like it.

Some more to add...

If it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?

If your father is a poor man, it is your fate but,
if your father-in-law is a poor man, it's your stupidity.

Since light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak.

There should be a better way to start a day
Than waking up every morning.

"Hard work never killed anybody"
But why take the risk.

"Work fascinates me"
I can look at it for hours.

God made relatives;
Thank God we can choose our friends.

The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So.. why learn.

A bus station is where a bus stops.

A train station is where a train stops.

On my desk, I have a work station....
what more can I say........

nice

Ha ha funny, I also contribute....

Practice makes a man perfect... - But nobody's perfect..... . so why practice?
 
Money is not everything. - There's MasterCard & Visa.
 
One should love animals. - They are so tasty.
 
Save water. - Shower with your girl friend.
 
Love thy neighbour. - But don't get caught. 


Behind every successful man, there is a woman - And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
 
Every man should marry. - After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
 
The wise never marry - And when they marry they become otherwise.
 
Success is a relative term. - It brings so many relatives.
 
Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
 
Love is photogenic - It needs darkness to develop
 
Children in backseats cause accidents - Accidents in backseats cause children
 
"Your future depends on your dreams" - So go to sleep

Nice. BTW 

These and more like these are known as "THE MURPHY'S LAW"

Wow...love it..