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Bechelors Degree in Corruption by Vrushank Bharatkumar Dave, Area Business Manager, Elder Pharmaceutical Ltd

Bechelors Degree in Corruption

By : Vrushank Bharatkumar Dave, Area Business Manager, Elder Pharmaceutical Ltd
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We may be too old for re-equipping ourselves, but please pass it on to the aspiring younger generation
National Corruption Institute Of India ( N C I I )
Affiliated To Both Houses Of Indian Parliament
Listed on the World Corruption Index as the World's Best C-School
Invites Applications for 3 Years Undergraduate Bachelors Degree in Corruption. (BDC)
Earn your BDC from the World's Most Reputed Institute for Corruption Studies
OUR COMPREHENSIVE SYLLABUS INCLUDES:
Financial Theory and Practice
  • Transfer of funds through HAWAALA for creation of MASS GHOTALA
  • FINANCIAL NETWORKING -Movement of money through well engineered networks between State Party Units and Central Party Unit.
  • Solicitation methods to increase donations towards Party Fund.
  • Theory and application of Popular BRIBE concepts and methods like Chai Pani, Parcel, Change, Gift Box , Color TV, Foreign Trip and the ever popular Children's School Fees
Public Relations (PR) and Media Management
  • Learn how to be MISQUOTED BY THE MEDIA.
  • Learn to say the right things to be QUOTED OUT OF CONTEXT.
  • Excellent training in PARTY SPOKESMANOLOGY .Learn how to argue on TV with other Party people on TV like Professor Manish Tewari and Professor Ravi Shankar Prasad.
  • Develop public gestures like NAMASTE and HAND WAVING.
  • Learn the art of proving all allegations as “BASELESS AND POLITICALLY MOTIVATEDâ€�
  • Effectively refute STING OPERATIONS. Advanced course in proving that VIDEO FOOTAGE IS FALSE AND MANIPULATED.
Law and Order Module:
In this module you will learn how to:
Commit MURDER and RAPE
Bring LOCAL POLICE under your control
Get BAIL super fast if you are ever arrested.
 Apply and get speedy ANTICIPATORY BAIL so you don’t get arrested in the first place!
FIGHT ELECTIONS FROM JAIL! Special lectures by visiting Professors Shahbuddin and Pappu Yadav!
Advanced Riotology
 Methods to build your own storage houses for HOCKEY STICKS AND WEAPONS to engineer riots.
 Identify and develop your own fuel depots for easy and widespread dispersal of RIOT FRIENDLY PETROL TANKERS
Form effective partnerships with local liquor stores for easy procurement of DESI DARU to get rioters high and ensure awesome rioting!
Full study in CONTEMPORARY BUS BURNING. New age exciting methods for INSTANTANEOUS BUS COMBUSTION.
 Introductory Kashmir method of inciting riots through STONE THROWING.
Actual rioting demonstrations under the expert tutelage of Professor Pravin Togadia.
Gain Extensive Knowledge From Our Faculty Of
World class Professors.
Special Courses In:
  • "2G SPECTRUM" “ A Telecommunications Perspective" By Professor Andimuthu Raja
  • ''Flat Taking From Army Jawan'' By Professor Ashok Chavan
  • ''The Correct Standard of Clean'' By Professor Lalit Bhanot
  • ''Sports Medal or No Medal, In Corruption Always Get Gold Medal'' By Professor Suresh Kalmadi
  • "Application of Corruption on Non Human Species “ Stealing Money for Cattle Fodder" By Professor Laloo Prasad Yadav
  • "Building A Corridor For The Taj Mahal Can Cost More Money Than Building The Taj Mahal Itself" By Professor Mayawati Kumari.
...And Many Many More..!!
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  Commented by  AJAY KUMAR KHAITAN, Consultant    | 07 05 2011 19:13:05 +0000 
REMOVE FAKE GANDHIS

There are at least 10 Crore people in India, who are more capable, educated, experienced & Patriotic than these Fake Gandhis

Starting from Indira to Sanjay to Rajiv to Sonia to Priyanka to Rahul nobody falls in the Category of Educated & Intellectual Class, they are either below Graduate or somehow Graduate......

Like Nehru was Imposed on us in place of Sardar Ballabhbhai Patel, Indira was also imposed on us by the Puppets in Congress

Rajiv came through back door (Sympathy Wave) - He was the foollest & the most Corrupt of all Fake Gandhis

Sonia (Antonio Maino) is a total Fraud, but presently the Rajmata..........

Priyanka & Rahuls are two Kids, promoted by Doggy Raja & others........

In my opinion Amish, Sumanta Sahu, Nagesh Rao, Gurleen Kaur, Mohan Murari, S. Muralidharan, Raju V P, Vrushank Dave & Ajay Khaitan (Me Included) etc ....... are much more qualified & knowledgeable than these Fake Gandhis.............

Keep writing....... Keep fighting......... against these Corrupt,  Cruel, heartless & Coward Congress... till they are removed from India..

They are so cruel, they have no shame in attacking 1 Lac peaceful People while sleeping..... they are more Cruel than Ravan, Kansh, Hiranyakashyap, Hiranakshya & other Daityas & Rakshas
  Commented by  Rathin Deb, Freelance Retail Consultant    | 07 05 2011 08:43:54 +0000 
Vrushank what an idea.  Simply great. Keep it up.
  Commented by  AJAY KUMAR KHAITAN, Consultant    | 07 01 2011 18:31:13 +0000 
Vrushank Bharatkumar Dave

1. First Situation: Greatttt.... Institute, Just advertise in media, all Congress People will fill the Seats of your Institute in few Seconds........ & even if you open 10000 Institutes to accommodate them, many will be left.... un-admitted..........

2. Second Situation: Your Institute will fail........... becoz they already know more than what you are going to teach them.............
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