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Business Terms



[1]    CEO : Chief Embezzlement Officer.

[2]    CFO : Corporate Fraud Officer.

[3]    BULL MARKET : A random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius.

[4]    BEAR MARKET : A 6 to 18 month period when the kids get no allowance, the wife gets no jewelry,  and the husband gets no sex.

[5]    VALUE INVESTING : The art of buying low and selling lower.

[6]    P/E RATIO : The percentage of investors wetting their pants as the market keeps crashing.

[7]    BROKER : What my broker has made me.

[8]    STANDARD & POOR : Your life in a nutshell.

[9]    STOCK ANALYST! : Idiot who just downgraded your stock.

[10]    STOCK SPLIT : When your ex-wife and her lawyer split your assets equally between themselves.

[11]    MARKET CORRECTION : The day after you buy stocks.

[12]    CA SH FLOW : The movement your money makes as it disappears down the toilet.

[13]    INSTITUTIONAL INVESTOR : Past year investor who's now locked up in a nuthouse.

[14]    MOMENTUM INVESTING : The fine art of buying high and selling low.

[15]    INVESTOR : Sucker

 

 Top Comment : Sumeet Sethi   | 02 23 2009 08:26:24 +0000
Seems you badly affected by recession especially by share market.
 
11 comments on "Business Terms"
  Commented by  Arti Arora, Branch Manager/Regional Manager, NII    | 03 15 2009 18:57:48 +0000
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what a new terms..... i think recession is affecting people nowadays.the way companies are going i think one day these terms will be the real ones
  Commented by  Abraham Paul, CEO/MD/Director, FCOMNET    | 03 15 2009 15:01:33 +0000
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The missing one:  H R Manager  > Harassment Rule manager.
  Commented by  manoj kushwaha, Sales Executive/Officer, ROCHE DIAGNOSTICS INDIA Pvt. Ltd.    | 03 15 2009 07:36:15 +0000
hope u will be aright soon.. god blesh u dear/...
  Commented by  Ahmed Sultan, Senior Tourism Consultant, UltraConsultants    | 03 03 2009 18:26:03 +0000
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What a list of meaningful terms! The reality is in action.
This is funny truth! Deepali Dares!
  Commented by  Devi Kaladeen, Audit Manager, Health Sector Development Unit    | 02 28 2009 18:22:49 +0000
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These are very new to me...I may get fired for using them. lol.
  Commented by  Deepali Gulati, Sales/BD Manager, Nvish Solutions Pvt. Ltd    | 02 27 2009 12:20:10 +0000
Its just a joke 
  Commented by  Nitin M Aras, Head/VP/GM-Tech. Support, Wintech Taparia Limited    | 02 27 2009 05:35:08 +0000
Its a frustration. m I right? or it must be a joke
  Commented by  Raju Ramalingam, Business Analyst, Rhytha Web Solutions    | 02 26 2009 19:40:56 +0000
State of economy is the cause of all these business terms....
  Commented by  varsha ., Technical manger(QMS)    | 02 25 2009 03:48:19 +0000
my god wats this...
  Commented by  Sumeet Sethi, Operation Manager    | 02 23 2009 08:26:24 +0000
Rating : +2 
Seems you badly affected by recession especially by share market.
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