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"I go to school, but I never learn what I want to know."

"To make a bad day worse, spend it wishing for the impossible."

"You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocketship underpants don't help."

"I'd hate to have a kid like me."

"I understand my tests are popular reading in the teachers' lounge."

"If you couldn't find any weirdness, maybe we'll just have to make some! 


"Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless."


"If mom and dad cared about me at all, they'd buy me some infra-red nighttime vision goggles."

"If you do the job badly enough, sometimes you don't get asked to do it again."

"Reality continues to ruin my life." 

"What assurance do I have that your parenting isn't screwing me up?"

"Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us."

"I hate to think that all my current experiences will someday become stories with no point."

 
3 comments on "Calvin One Liners"
  Commented by  Atul Kumar, Project Lead, Satyam Computers    | 10 27 2009 06:04:40 +0000
Nice. Thanks for sharing
  Commented by  Ramdas Pawar, Sales/BD Manager, Flex    | 10 15 2009 12:14:50 +0000
Really funny stuff!! Calvin has a special way to comment on realities of life
Good ones!! :)
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