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This was sent to me by a doctor from one of our major hospitals...to add a touch of humour to the financial crisis.                           

                        The Allergists voted to scratch it

The Dermatologists advised against making any rash moves.

The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it,

The Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve

but the Obstetricians felt they were all laboring under a misconception.

The Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted
;

The Pathologists yelled, 'Over my dead body!'

The Pediatricians said, 'Oh, Growup!'


The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness,

 

 

The Radiologists could see right through it

The Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing.

The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow

The Plastic Surgeons said, 'This puts a whole new face on the matter.

 

The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward,

The Urologists felt the scheme wouldn't hold water.

 

The Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas

The Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.

 

However, In the end,

 

The Proctologists left the decision up to some assholes in Washington  !!!

 

 

 

 Top Comment : Ahmed Sultan, ITC   | 02 13 2009 04:34:59 +0000
It is so sad for the global economy to be at the hands of some idiots.
 
9 comments on "Doctors' Opinion of the Financial Bail Out Package:"
  Commented by  JAPI, HR Manager, ACME Consultants    | 03 18 2009 07:10:33 +0000
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Good Thought....
Amazing and please keep sharing.
  Commented by  Abraham Paul, MD, FCOMNET.NET    | 02 25 2009 04:40:54 +0000
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Good stuff to read in light veins. Bring more of the like, we need to vent our anguish in these days of economic and political turmoils.  
  Commented by  Amit Singhai, Project Lead, Covansys    | 02 20 2009 09:40:50 +0000
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hahhahaha...gud one Devi Ma'am, do post such kind of article often which makes evryone laugh...
  Commented by  varsha ., Technical manger(QMS)    | 02 16 2009 18:06:17 +0000
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gud one ...
 miracle medicine offcourse ...laugh laugh and laugh
  Commented by  Viktor Stephen, Consultant/Partner, Get.Next.Job    | 02 13 2009 13:42:54 +0000
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R.O.F.L.O.L
  Commented by  Devi Kaladeen, Audit Manager, Health Sector Development Unit    | 02 13 2009 12:55:29 +0000
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Thanks for your comments Iman....laughter do not need any medicine.Laughter is good for your health.
  Commented by  imanpreetsingh, Student, Kathuria Group of Information Tech.    | 02 13 2009 10:47:43 +0000
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Thats Amazin Devi Mam....wat medicine shud i take to stop laughing after readin it..
  Commented by  Javier Farrugia, Partner, Internet Marketing & Translations in Spain    | 02 13 2009 05:38:46 +0000
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I guess the forensic department could only certify the patient's Death On Arrival.
I really wish I could laugh about the whole thing but a million dead in Irak makes it very difficult for me.
I wish I could laugh but babies guts on the streets of Gaza prevent me from taking matters lightly.
I honestly wish I could laugh but the Coltan Wars in the heart of Africa -yes that mineral that provide us with cheap mobiles in Europe- wipe any trace of a smile off my face.

Anyway Devi, thanks for the effort.
  Commented by  Ahmed Sultan, Senior Tourism Consultant, UltraConsultants    | 02 13 2009 04:34:59 +0000
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It is so sad for the global economy to be at the hands of some idiots.
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