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Even God has a Sense of Humour!! by Rahul Verma, Division Head

Even God has a Sense of Humour!!

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Even God has a Sense of Humour!!

 

God was in the process of creating the universe.

And he was explaining to his subordinates "Look everything should be in balance.

For example, after every 10 deer there should be a lion.

Look here my fellow angels, here is the country of the United States.

I have blessed them with prosperity and money.
But at the same time I have given them insecurity and tension.......

And here is Africa. I have given them beautiful nature.
But at the same time, I have given them climatic extremes.


And here is South America.. I have given them lots of forests.
But at the same time, I have given them lesser land so that they would have to cut off the forests...
So you see fellows, everything should be in balance.

One of the angels asked....
"God, what is this extremely beautiful country here?"

God said.......

"Ahah...that is the crown piece of all. "INDIA",

My most precious creation.
It has understanding and friendly People.
Sparkling streams and serene mountains.
A culture which speaks of the great tradition that they live.
Technologically brilliant and with a heart of gold......

The angel was quite surprised:
"But god you said everything should be in balance."

God replied -- "Look at the neighbours I have given them."

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 Top Comment : varsha    | 08 30 2009 07:29:46 +0000
its wonderful i like it.. even god love INDIA... thanks
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16 comments on "Even God has a Sense of Humour!! "
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  Commented by  Jaygopal Raghavan, Marketing Manager, Landmark Group    | 08 22 2010 15:52:53 +0000 
If only God were to live amongst us ! Great referal and thanks.
  Commented by  s.baalu, SALES,MARKETING,FINANCE,ADMINISTRATION CONSULTANT, DASPAN INDUSTRIES LTD    | 08 10 2010 14:18:09 +0000 
GOD HAS BEEN DISCRIMINATIVE IN BESTOWING US WITH ALL THE RICHES.IT IS WE WHO ARE NOT MAKING THE RIGHTFUL USE OF WHAT IS IN ABUNDANCE WITH US.
  Commented by  NATTERAJA R. ARIKRISHNAN, Area Sales Manager, HPL INDIA LTD, CHENNAI    | 08 05 2010 18:52:08 +0000 
interesting to read Thanks for the referral Mr.Malladi Madhukumar.
  Commented by  Vivek Singh, Project Manager, L&T    | 08 04 2010 11:09:23 +0000 
'God created human' there is no better proof of his sense of humour.
  Commented by  Rathin Deb, Resident Manager, Tower Infotech Ltd.    | 08 04 2010 04:54:23 +0000 
Very well balenced humer great.
  Commented by  Nagpal Singh, Sales and Business Development, Babel Group of companies    | 08 03 2010 12:40:20 +0000 
Good...
  Commented by  Nitya Nayak, Software Developer, Studio21    | 08 03 2010 11:24:02 +0000 
gud sense of humour .... & very intresting too . :)
  Commented by  Diwakar Tiwari, Sr. Manager, THE Arvind LTD    | 08 03 2010 11:07:03 +0000 
Beautiful. I like very much.Thanks for sharing.
  Commented by  malladi madhukumar, AGM -MKTG, Andhra Cements Ltd    | 08 03 2010 08:51:57 +0000
Rating : +1  
 India is Biggest DEMOCRACY so much corruption ,Of Course, it is matter of balancing.
  Commented by  Nitin M Aras, Head/VP/GM-Tech. Support, Wintech Taparia Limited    | 08 03 2010 06:30:55 +0000 
God made the man...most beutiful and shrude character.... again balance....

Ha ---ha----haaaaa.... Poor pakies
 
hehehe...nice to sea we are human being looks like at least same..but still..we are divided in many culture, traditions, castes, riligions, regions...and always fight with eachothers..but still belive in God...because....????
  Commented by  N.Sreenivasa Rao, Construction Management -CPWD    | 08 02 2010 17:19:31 +0000
Rating : +2  
      God has given all sorts of beauty creation in India.An Earths heaven is Kashmir but balaced with Earths hell Kargil border. God has given Prosperity of self developed Dirubhai Ambani.But split in Mukhesh and Anil for self destruction.God has given prosperity and made India as good economic power.But balaced with illiterates and poor Slumdogs.Given talented brains But a brain drain to western countries and Gulf. 2nd biggest population in the world and balanced with Floods and Swine flue etc.God is great .He balanced Everything.It is true.
N.S.RAO,CPWD
N.S.Rao
  Commented by  sai kiran M, B.Tech/B.E. student, drk college of engineering    | 08 02 2010 17:13:06 +0000
Rating : +1  
good job
  Commented by  Charles davison, Project Manager, Douglas OHI LLc oman    | 08 30 2009 12:26:12 +0000
Rating : +2  
This is case of Owners ENVY,Neighbours PRIDE
  Commented by  taranath joshi, DGM Operations, EOL,    | 08 30 2009 07:34:20 +0000 
Even neighbours may have the same joke!!
  Commented by  varsha, technical manager(QMS)    | 08 30 2009 07:29:46 +0000
Rating : +2  
its wonderful i like it.. even god love INDIA...
thanks
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