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ex-pression NOT THE LANGUAGE by Charles davison, Project Manager, Douglas OHI LLC

ex-pression NOT THE LANGUAGE

By : Charles davison, Project Manager, Douglas OHI LLC
Industry : Entertainment Functional Area : India
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ahmedabad

surat

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ex-pression NOT THE LANGUAGE

In a hotel in Ahmedabad:
It Is forbidden to steal hotel towels please.
If you are not a person to do such thing is please not to read this notice.
**

In a hotel lobby in Surat:
The lift is being fixed for the next day.
During that time we regret that you will be unbearable.
(Surat, the city of language obscenity)
**

In the elevator in Hotel Tex Pallazo, Surat:
To move the cabin, push button for wishing floor. If the cabin should enter
More persons, each one should press a number of wishing floor. Driving is
Then going alphabetically by national order.
**

 

In a hotel elevator in Baroda:
Please leave your values at the front desk.
**

In a hotel in Jamnagar:
Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 and
11 A.M. Daily.
**

In a hotel near Gujarat College, Ahmedabad:
You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid.
**

Edwards Laundry on Relief Road, Ahmedabad:
Drop your trousers here for best results.
**

In a hotel in Bhavanagar:
Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite sex in the
Bedroom, it is rekvested that the lobby be used for this purpose.
**

In a laundry in Anand:
Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time.
**

In a heritage hotel in Junagadh:
Take one of our horse-driven city tours - we guarantee no miscarriages.
**

Advertisement for donkey rides (on the famous white asses) in Rann of Kutch:
Would you like to ride on your own ass?
**

In a 5-Star Hotel cocktail lounge in Ahmedabad:
Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar.
**

In the office of a Gynecologist in Ahmedabad:
Specialist in women and other diseases.
**

In a hotel in Bharuch:
The manager has personally passed all the water served here.

 

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  Commented by  Makrand Bhave, Marketing & MICE, WIZCRAFT International    | 01 18 2010 07:03:16 +0000 
This just goes to show the pathetic state of ecucated people in a business city or district like Gujarat!! It isnt funny to me at all, its just a classic case of being a fool and letting everybody make a mockery of the same. I am ashamed!!
  Commented by  Devi Kaladeen, Audit Manager, Health Sector Development Unit    | 09 09 2009 14:01:00 +0000
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Thanks for the referral. Very fuuny.....expressions can be very misleading.
  Commented by  Rajat Mittal, Product/Brand Manager, Jet Airways    | 09 09 2009 04:47:25 +0000 
Nice notices...Its true, sometimes, half sentences gives a completely different meaning. So we should be very careful while using sentences...
  Commented by  SB DIKSHIT, STATE QUALITY MONITOR, U.P.R.R.D.A    | 09 09 2009 02:54:59 +0000 
Ex-pres ion ,though very horrible in some of the display boards,
very entertaining ,while visiting hotels of other than these places ,try everyone to some more.
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