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Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on.

The first surgeon says, “I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.”

The second responds, “Yeah, but you should try electricians! 

Everything inside them is color coded.”

The third surgeon says, “No, I really think librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order.”

The fourth surgeon chimes in:  “You know, I like engineers... those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end, and when the job takes longer than you said it would.”

But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed: “You’re all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on.  There’s no guts, no heart, and no spine, and the head and butt are interchangeable.”

 Top Comment : Kumbakonam S Venkataraman   | 09 20 2009 03:25:55 +0000
In a country where thousands of years ago in each village democracy flourished; there were kings who treated their subjects as their own offspring; where the people rose as one person behind great leaders, made endless sacrifices for getting political freedom, today this joke is relished! What a markedly sad and painful downfall in the standards of politicians!
 
4 comments on "Five Surgeons"
  Commented by  Nagpal Singh, Sales and Business Development, Babel Group of companies    | 11 10 2009 06:17:36 +0000
lesson some.. good one
  Commented by  Charles davison, Project Manager, Douglas OHI LLC    | 09 20 2009 05:32:42 +0000
Fantastic,Very good one...Thanx for sharing
  Commented by  Kumbakonam S Venkataraman, Associate Editor, Dynamic Youth online magazine    | 09 20 2009 03:25:55 +0000
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In a country where thousands of years ago in each village democracy flourished; there were kings who treated their subjects as their own offspring; where the people rose as one person behind great leaders, made endless sacrifices for getting political freedom, today this joke is relished! What a markedly sad and painful downfall in the standards of politicians!  
Very good and correct comment on the politicians, Sir ! Really good one.
But where were you for so many days.... TooStep members were really missing you. Hope you were OK, healthwise.
Thanks & Regards
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Reni, I am in great surprise why only santa can think upto this height. Any way its very great joke sir.
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