| Topic : The Role of the Consumer in Healthcare |
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last activity : 07 06 2010 20:18:04 +0000
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Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on.
The first surgeon says, “I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.”
The second responds, “Yeah, but you should try electricians!
Everything inside them is color coded.”
The third surgeon says, “No, I really think librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order.”
The fourth surgeon chimes in: “You know, I like engineers... those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end, and when the job takes longer than you said it would.”
But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed: “You’re all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There’s no guts, no heart, and no spine, and the head and butt are interchangeable.”

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Reni, I am in great surprise why only santa can think upto this height. Any way its very great joke sir. |
Manju ji ,bahut sundar, Jab kabhee aap too step par nahin dikhateen ,to sannata aapke kavi swaroop ke dikhate hi chahal pahal najar aati hai. |
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