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For Married Men only by Suryanarayan Murthy, Asst Vice President (Corporate Finance), A Hydro Power Project

For Married Men only

By : Suryanarayan Murthy, Asst Vice President (Corporate Finance), A Hydro Power Project
Industry : Publishing Functional Area : Success Stories
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Married men, Enjoy this !!  Unmarried men, Learn from this !!

Married/unmarried Women, It is just for fun. Forgive me !!!

 

a)  After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can’t face each other, but still they stay together.

b)  By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.

c)  The great question… which I have not been able to answer… is, “What does a woman want?

d)  I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.

e)  “I don’t worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.”

f)  “I’ve had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn’t.”


g)  Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming

1. Whenever you’re wrong, admit it,

2. Whenever you’re right, shut up.


h) You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.

i)  My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

j)  A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong.


k)  A man inserted an ‘ad’ in the classifieds: “Wife wanted”. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: “You can have mine.”

 

 Top Comment : Dileep Kumar   | 06 20 2011 12:23:20 +0000
Well it is good to have fun with such quotes, I am seriously thinking of forwarding the same to my wife, the reactions will tell how many are true ..... :-)
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  Commented by  vivekanand chaudhary, HR Executive, GeoReach Business Solutions    | 06 23 2011 11:10:37 +0000
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lets  say .... for marriage - a thing of beauty is joy forever otherwise cry forever.
  Commented by  Sama Asif, BD Manager, infonet softech    | 06 23 2011 09:14:47 +0000 
its good to lighten up. we need happiness not politics. keep up the gud work of making too step abetter place

Dear Manikanta, it is not my research ! My young friends send me funny mails. Some of them I am posting here !! 
i have no option to think now, since i am married, i have to see only adjustments.  but what a hack eye sir. all you said was really 100% correct. hats off for your reasearch. thanks for sharing.
  Commented by  Bhale Shrikrishna M., AGM-Quality, R J Biotech    | 06 21 2011 11:34:02 +0000 
Nice Quote......thanks for posting.
  Commented by  purushottam awasthi, LLM student, Faculty of Law Lucknow University, Lucknow    | 06 21 2011 08:23:51 +0000
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Shaadi ka ladoo jo khaye vo pachtaye jo na khaye vo b pachtaye.... Par khana to hai hi sir!
  Commented by  sridhar, CP, Saigun Technologies    | 06 21 2011 06:40:35 +0000 
Hahahahahaaaaaaa good to laugh to say a small relaxation.. Thanks for sharing  
Dileepji, please "cut and paste" and send it. Otherwise my identity will be known. If reactions are okay, fine... otherwise ????!!!!
  Commented by  Dileep Kumar, Sr.Manager QA/QC    | 06 20 2011 12:23:20 +0000
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Well it is good to have fun with such quotes, I am seriously thinking of forwarding the same to my wife, the reactions will tell how many are true ..... :-)
  Commented by  Raju V P, Head of Finance Information Systems, an International Bank    | 06 20 2011 04:19:53 +0000 
@Ardhenu, the above quotes are not real.  If that was the case, nobody would marry.  Marriage is a necessity for any person.  Every person needs to share his / her innermost thoughts and feelings with someone whom he / she loves.  And the joy of sharing the goods and bads with another person is something which cannot be explained.  The ectasy of holding your own children is quite a feeling.  I know you will make a good partner.  Pardon me for saying this but the persons who appear - repeat appear - to quarrel a lot on the outside actually make for very good life partners.  They are very soft and caring inside.  Your wife will be lucky.
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thanks for sharing sir :)lovely
  Commented by  Biswajit Sarma, Project Manager - Construction of Raddison 5 Star Hotel, DS Group    | 06 18 2011 06:19:53 +0000 
Good to read such funny articles so that we can be happy.
  Commented by  Kandavel Raja, Project Manager, Sobha Developers Ltd    | 06 18 2011 06:17:02 +0000 
Point no (J) is really superb.
  Commented by  Rohit Thakur, Sr. MEP QA/QC Engineer, QA/QC INCHARGE, CONSTRUCTION SPECIALIST-MEP    | 06 17 2011 18:03:13 +0000
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good to read for fun!
 
Nice but not a extraordinarily....
  Commented by  SHRIKANT MANOHAR DANKE, Consultant, Project Management Consultancy Firm    | 06 17 2011 06:09:46 +0000 
Experience counts.
Thanks for referral, SIR.
  Commented by  Bibin.T.B, Engineearing student, cusat    | 06 16 2011 11:42:12 +0000
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funny funny funny
  Commented by  S. Muralidharan, Head, Project Planning/Strategy, Knowledge Foundation    | 06 16 2011 10:44:15 +0000 
General perception, Mr. Murthy, about the one side of the coin is shared in lighter vein! Do you have similar things what the other side has to say about masculine gender?
  Commented by  dhiraj, MBA/PGDM student, I-Business Institute    | 06 16 2011 09:11:27 +0000 
Sir,Good one,we will learn more .........Thanks for posting it.
  Commented by  Ardhendu Pal, Job Seeker ..............    | 06 16 2011 08:33:03 +0000
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Good one I'll think a thousand times before deciding to "decide to marry"
Thanks a lot for the insight wholeheartedly............... hats off
 
Funny questions and funny answers.  Thank you guruvu garu.  Eppudu Kaluddam mari.  I am back in the city.
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