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Just remembered about an old joke about Indian polititicians when I gone through CWG news and corruption...But I think this joke have some sense and want to share with you all....little bit old

A British Diplomat paid a courtesy visit to Lalloojee. During a party, he thought of entertaining   Lalloojee with the following magic of numbers.

He said, “Your excellency, Look at the value of the alphabet:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

Now, look at this Sir, if we calculate together it will be:

H A R D W O R K
8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98 % Only

K N O W L E D G E
11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96 % Only

L O B B Y I N G
12 15 2 2 25 9 14 7 = 86 % Only

L U C K
12 21 3 11 = 47 % Only

Sir, you should look at the final one, which is most important.
A T T I T U D E
1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100 %

Sir, do you find it useful? This magic can work on your people to improve themselves, increase productivity, and make your country prosperous. Sir, I can arrange to send our experts to coach your people. We can do it in less than a year”

Lalloojee thought for a while; and said, “I have better formula. See this……

C O R R U P T I O N
3 15 18 18 21 16 9 15 14 = 129 %

Do you want me to come and teach your people? I can do it in less than one week.”

 
28 comments on "FUNNY JOKE ON INDIAN POLITICS"
  Commented by  Vipin Bhasin, Private Equity/Hedge Fund/VC-Manager, Indian Investment Co.    | 10 10 2010 19:34:10 +0000
Good one Manoj..

POLITICS (103%) & CORRUPTION (129%) Both are performing more than 100% in India.......
  Commented by  NATTERAJA R. ARIKRISHNAN, AREA SALES MANGER, UNIFLEX CABLES LTD    | 10 01 2010 18:26:25 +0000
Thanks for sharing Mr. Malladi Madhukumar .. nice one.
  Commented by  Manoj Kumar, Sr: Manager - QA, ARCHETYPE GROUP, INDIA    | 09 30 2010 12:34:29 +0000
Another good one Nitinji...You also have so many items in stock...Why you are not posting.....

Thanks dear friends for the all the comments...Though I mentioned Lalooji it ia applicable to all corrupt polititians......
  Commented by  Manoj Kumar, Sr: Manager - QA, ARCHETYPE GROUP, INDIA    | 09 30 2010 09:16:40 +0000
Exactly,,,,shailu...Thanks for completing the story....Oh no....not story....the real truth
  Commented by  priya, recuriting and counselling, professional training consultancy    | 09 30 2010 09:10:26 +0000
very nice i enjoyed it
  Commented by  Shiuli Mukherji, Head Strategy Plan- , Region SEA    | 09 30 2010 08:25:04 +0000
There is a very fine point of the Joke. The British Diplomat, understood the point and soon bid adieu to Laloo, the Japanese, so far did not even invite Laloo to Japan. So Laloo still lives in Bihar and Bihar being in Inida, it is the Indians who have to take the brunt of Laloo's Fundas!
  Commented by  NATTERAJA R. ARIKRISHNAN, AREA SALES MANGER, UNIFLEX CABLES LTD    | 09 29 2010 18:30:45 +0000
Thanks for the referral Dr.Ali Ahmad, really interesting to read and laugh.
  Commented by  NATTERAJA R. ARIKRISHNAN, AREA SALES MANGER, UNIFLEX CABLES LTD    | 09 29 2010 18:29:03 +0000
Very nice to read Thanks Mr.Manoj Kumar for sharing.
 
  Commented by  KALIYAMOORTHY, Oil & Gas Area Coordinator, Undisclosed    | 09 29 2010 17:13:10 +0000
Very nice one. See the ATTITUDE towards CORRUPTION in India. Invincibly available in the public life.
  Commented by  George Varghese, Proprietor, Jecyees    | 09 29 2010 14:48:34 +0000
Hello Manoj good one keep posting.
  Commented by  s.baalu, SALES,MARKETING,FINANCE,ADMINISTRATION CONSULTANT, DASPAN INDUSTRIES LTD    | 09 29 2010 13:54:35 +0000
Excellent but feel sorry for such state of affairs we are in.
  Commented by  Dr.G.S.Rama Rao, Freelancer, Public Sector/Government    | 09 29 2010 10:30:17 +0000
It is excellent Mr.Malladi. At last, there is a field where we are on top of the world. 
  Commented by  SHRIKANT MANOHAR DANKE, Consultant, Project Management Consultancy Firm    | 09 29 2010 10:19:00 +0000
Very nice! Laloo have good sense of humor.
Thanks for referral, Manoj.
  Commented by  Vivek Singh, Project Manager, L&T    | 09 29 2010 10:03:51 +0000
New and good extension of old joke.
  Commented by  Diwakar Tiwari, Sr. Manager, THE Arvind LTD    | 09 29 2010 09:37:10 +0000
Thanks Malladi for refferral
  Commented by  Wajid.Pathan, B.Tech/B.E., ,Pune,Engineering Professional    | 09 29 2010 07:07:36 +0000
Good one manoj.Laloojee is good choice as he is the kind of politician who has a sense of humour to crack these  jokes.
  Commented by  Nitin M Aras, XYZ    | 09 29 2010 06:44:44 +0000
It was and/or is management funda... I used to teach them.... now today onwards it becomes a political funda for me.... will never give this example to my students.... by the way another hoof from this legendory figure LALOO...

One day a delegation from Japan visited Laloo, when he was railway minister.... Japanese gave him a presentation about their world's fastest rail and told him that they can convert all railway tracks and introduced this technology with in year and can change the image of indian railway....like Japan
Lalooji gave them a counter offer to allow him to go to japan and he will convert them in a week time... like Bihar
  Commented by  GAURAV AGRAWAL, MAINTENANCE MANAGER, SANDEEP METAL CRAFT    | 09 29 2010 05:20:19 +0000
AS ALWAYS ANOTHER GOOD ONE FROM YOU. I HAD AN IDEA THAT ATTITUDE MAKES YOUR LIFE PERFECT BUT ALSO DIDN't HAD IDEA THAT CORRUPTION ADDS UP TO 129 BUT YOU NEED TO HAVE AN ATTITUDE FOR CORRUPTION ALSO AND ALSO YOU NEED TO HAVE AN ATTITUDE FOR FIGHTING BACK CORRUPTION. THANKS JYOTI FOR REFERRAL. 
  Commented by  Rathin Deb, Resident Manager, Tower Infotech Ltd.    | 09 29 2010 05:13:32 +0000
Very good. Thanks Malladi for refferral. I have made other comments too.
  Commented by  Rathin Deb, Resident Manager, Tower Infotech Ltd.    | 09 29 2010 05:11:23 +0000
Thanks for the referral Jyoti I have already made my comments.
  Commented by  JAYARAM V, B.Tech/B.E. student, CALICUT UNIVERSITY INSTITUTE OF ENGG & TECHNOLOGY    | 09 29 2010 04:22:52 +0000
A great..way to show...that attitude....is the best weapon to succeed..but this is india...where  evrything..including....rules..are mended by the puvlic..as they wish..
  Commented by  Mohammad Bakhsh, Project Leader/Managing Consultant, Freelancer    | 09 29 2010 03:06:47 +0000
 Thanks.Manoj for referral.A good piece of numerology sourced from alphabets.i think, it applies globally. why Indian Politicians are caricatured?
  Commented by  Akhilesh S Joshi, Executive Editor, MALLCULTURE Magazine    | 09 28 2010 16:06:51 +0000
I agree. But, here 'Laloojee' has become the target. There are unmatched personalities in Indian Politics to compete for the professorship and teaching to put in their best efforts to get higher score than 129%. There may be fight for the Principal's post. Had it been that a nominee for NOBLE Prize for this subject, has to be selected, there would be atleast (547x10) + members in the list. Some may be declared unfit due to their cleanliness. Good For FUN!
  Commented by  Suresh Prasad Gupta, Freelancer, Pharmaceuticals    | 09 28 2010 13:21:29 +0000
Good one. But why only Laloojee, it fits on almost all politicians.
  Commented by  Varsha K Bhatia, Assistant Professor, H & G H M Institute of Management    | 09 28 2010 12:41:25 +0000
Dats a gud one, I think this reveals a true picture of the present political and Indian scenario.
  Commented by  Sharad, Software Developer, Tripura Technologies    | 09 28 2010 10:53:39 +0000
its great Manoj.
  Commented by  Rathin Deb, Resident Manager, Tower Infotech Ltd.    | 09 28 2010 10:50:09 +0000
Manoj out of the world. Actually I laughed a while writing this note.
  Commented by  Dr Ali Ahmad, Medical Superintendent/Director, Surbhi Hospital    | 09 28 2010 10:22:03 +0000
Mr Manoj, excellent, too good.
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