Funny Proverbs

A collection of proverbs that are funny and amusing. And, hopefully will bring a smile to your face. These adages have a humorous twist to them. The expressions and sayings listed here will hopefully make you grin, some may make you burst out with laughter . All the funny proverbs are expressions that have been passed down from all over the world.

If you dig a hole for someone else, you'll fall into it. Hungarian Proverb

A lie travels round the world while truth is putting her boots on. French Proverb

Man who run behind car get exhausted. Chinese Proverb

If ifs and buts were candy and nuts; If wishes were horses, beggars might ride.; ifs and ands were pots and pans, then we would need no tinkers.; If wishes were fishes, there'd be no room in the river for water. Russian Proverb

Be aware of the idiot, for he is like an old dress. Every time you patch it, the wind will tear it back again. Arabic Proverb

If you marry a monkey for his wealth, the money goes and the monkey remains as is. Egyptian Proverb

Experience is a comb which nature gives us when we are bald. Proverb

If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys. Proverb

Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. Proverb

The woman who doesn't wish to bake bread, spends five days sifting the flour. Greek Proverb

In a closed mouth, flies do not enter. Mexican Proverb

One doesn't examine the teeth of a gift horse. Portuguese Proverb

Money makes monkeys of men. Icelandic Proverb

A bicycle can't stand on its own because it's two-tired. English Proverb

When two dogs fight over a bone, a third one carries it away. Dutch Proverb

It's better a friend in the market then one hundred gold coins in the chest. Maltese Proverb

There is hope as long as your fishing-line is in the water. Norwegian Proverb

Money isn't everything, but it sure keeps the kids in touch. Proverb

The fellow who never makes a mistake takes his orders from one who does. Proverb

You cannot get to the top by sitting on your bottom. Proverb

Drop by drop - a whole lake becomes.Bulgarian Proverb

It's in old kettles that one makes the best soup. French Proverb

Giving birth to a baby is easier than worrying about it. Japanese Proverb

Don't think there are no crocidles because the water is calm. Malaysian Proverb

Parents can tell but never teach, unless they practice what they preach. Proverb

A guest sees more in a nhour than the host in a year. Polish Proverb

A lazy shepherd is the wolf's friend. Welsh Proverb

After three days, both fish and guests begin to smell. Danish Proverb

Ask the young, they know everything. French Proverb

Don't sell the skin until you have caught the bear. English Proverb

Don't rely on the label on the bag. French Proverb

Every fish that gets away appears great. Turkish Proverb