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Hi-Tech Watch

A man is at Grand Central Station waiting for his train that leaves at 6 p.m., but he has forgotten his watch. So he looks for someone to ask the time. He spots a guy carrying two suitcases and sporting this fabulous hi-tech watch, so he asks him for the time and the guy replies:

Sure, which country?

How many countries have you got?

All the countries in the world!

Wow! That’s a pretty cool watch you’ve got there.

That’s nothing, this watch also has a GPS facility, fax, e-mail and can even receive NTSC television channels and display them on its miniature active color pixel LCD screen!

Boy, that’s incredible. I wish I had a watch like that one. You wouldn’t consider selling it by any chance?

Well, actually the novelty has worn off for me, so for $900, if you want it, it’s yours.

The watch less traveler can hardly whip out his checkbook fast enough to hand over a check for $900.

The seller takes off the watch and gives it to him.

“Congratulations, here is you new hi-tech watch.”

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Then, handing the two suitcases over as well, he says, “And here are the batteries.

 

Source: www.tiptopwatches.com

 
11 comments on "Hitech Watch"
Mishraji.. I respect your feelings.. but feel that this is not the right place to post your feelings... Post a different article sir... In your anxiety and agony dont post it in all articles... nobody will hear you... To get attention please post a different article, seperately on you own.. people will surely respond.. it will be highlighted.. if you post you feelings on this/on other articles... people tend to ignore.. let wiser counsel prevail... Thank you sir, hope you understand
  Commented by  mark ramirez, BCA student, St. Joseph ’S College, Bangalore    | 10 22 2011 02:46:47 +0000
mark alday m\ramirez
  Commented by  R.P.MISRA, Freelancer, NGO    | 10 21 2011 03:40:39 +0000
   Corruption in IIT Kanpur


Everybody will be thinking that how and why I am against the administration of I.I.T. Kanpur what I have personal benefits. You are thinking, I say no?  But this is  not true. I wish to clearly state here that I am fully against the corruption as well as Administration till rectification in the entire process and moreover if anybody will be gainer, only & only I will. I am watching the future of our country in the students of I.I.T.K. Although I passed my childhood as well as young hood because I am aged about 60 years.
	I have seen so many circumstances/incidents with my naked I in current passed in my life and became helpless with tears in eyes. The Administration in corruption still gradually day by day and the entire I.I.Tians/ Employee are watching and understand the whole process on deaf and dump.
	In last Eight years, I have seen which I have not seen before? I found scene the fear able faces of either Prof. or students a unforeseen lines of their faces always, which drastically hamper their working style, who is not knowledgeable but backbone of future of our country. The knowledgeable professor/ students/administrator are forcibly set-aside. A person not know the administration rules, conducts etc. simply by a upper division clerk run the entire I.I.T.K. in the shadow of our Hon'ble Director. I became stund and curious to knowing the original picture behind the original facts. The actual facts which was  run  in  a  very  planned  way was simply 'corruption' and hidden the other unparliamently way by our Hon'ble C.P. Singh 'Assistant Registrar' (Legal Cell) of mercy hand of our Hon'ble Director Sri S.G. Dhandhe.
	During the course of investigation I found the misuse of National money/property in Hitlersahi way (andaj) more than 500 crores in past Eight years. Even though they do not hesitate to violate the prescribed process, norms of Administration, for exemplary account one, which is completely under control by Govt. of India. Accounts two and Projects Accounts is not highlighted and in future the bundles of scandals will be opened.
	In this context, I have served a legal notice to Chief Secretary, M.H.R.D. which is annexed herewith, in which the entire stories can easily readout.
	Importantly, I pin down with tear eyes that the brilliant students belongs to middle class family are maximum harass and mentally and financially way to inspire and put the position for suicide in last three years.
	As example, no students come forward and say/speak a word in any way, otherwise and humiliation and hitlersahi is behind the whole career will be spoiled by the Administration.
	A media lab is one of the major projects of I.I.T.K., a senior technician (Telephone) appointed as In-charge Media spoke person/contact person inspite of so much so talents in this fields are available there  but to my  surprise  how and why the qualitative person aforesaid appointed named Sri Ravi Shukla Ji. Here most importantly pointed out the reason behind 'National Money' as flow like water. Student can not meet with media during the course of suicide.
	To my great surprise the Warden's are residing 3 to 5 Km. from the Hostel. It is necessary to highlighted that after suicide by the student I.I.T.K. firstly investigated and assure that they are completely safe and thereafter they reported to police to do the rest formalities.
	Recently a case of suicide was a student, who allegate the whole Administration of I.I.T.K., in this connection a committee form by Administration in their own safeguard.
	The whole aforesaid information is not for entertainment, Gossip or a story, requested to please read it and try to understand the feelings of sufferer. I am awaiting your valuable opinions, suggestions in the interest of IITK.

Encl. Below attached scanned copy of notice which is issued to several authorities related to IIT kanpur and Indian Government.




R.P.Misra
  Commented by  Rajeev Sharma, Strategic Analyst, Columnist, Publishing    | 10 21 2011 01:48:42 +0000
Very witty. Good, sir.
  Commented by  KARTHIK P.S., Software Developer, Rass Bio-Solution pvt. ltd.    | 10 20 2011 15:12:56 +0000
This says that person should always think twice before get anything. 
  Commented by  SHRIKANT MANOHAR DANKE, Project Manager, Phadnis Infrastructur Ltd    | 10 20 2011 13:48:47 +0000
Good One.Murthy SIR.
  Commented by  Richa Dubey, Dietician/Nutritionist, Prodigy healyhcare    | 09 16 2011 17:18:53 +0000
good one 
  Commented by  Virag Shah, Confidential    | 09 16 2011 12:08:47 +0000
No word to say anything..Good article Murthy sir.
  Commented by  Hitesh Giri, Recruitment Executive JAV Consultancy Services    | 09 16 2011 09:17:07 +0000
nice one
  Commented by  Srinivas suravajhala, Asst. Manager.    | 09 16 2011 09:10:22 +0000
Ahhhhhhha.  Hilarious sir.  
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