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How to give more than 100% to everything!! by Niraj Upadhyay, Private Equity/VC-Manager Self Employed

How to give more than 100% to everything!!

By : Niraj Upadhyay, Private Equity/VC-Manager Self Employed
Keywords :

Knowledge

Attitude

Give

Everything

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Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?

We have all been to those meetings where someone wants more than 100%.

How about achieving 103%?

Here's a little math that might prove helpful.

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

then:
H A R D W O R K
8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%
and:
K N O W L E D G E
11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%

but:
A T T I T U D E
1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%

and:
B U L L S H I T
2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%

So, it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get you close,
attitude will get you there, but b u l l s h i t will put you over the top.

And look how far this will take you...

A S S K I S S I N G
1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118%

Think about it... and have a nice day at work...
 Top Comment : Dayanand Deshpande   | 04 22 2009 07:09:38 +0000
Well thats not true....Commitment gives more than 100% C O M M I T M E N T 3 15 13 13 9 20 13 5 14 20 = 125 % Now what do you say about it ???
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  Commented by  Devi Kaladeen, Audit Manager, Health Sector Development Unit    | 04 23 2009 15:39:25 +0000 
Very refreshing. Whoever came up with this maths had good thinking..... on the lighter side. However this maths have not been proven to be authentic..so should be taken as some sort of humour.
Rating : +1  
You have "Knowledge". But no attitude for "Hard work". Then you will produce negative results. Just see how..

Knowledge  -  Hard work
96         -  98        = -2%

Right?????
  Commented by  Dayanand Deshpande, Senior Consultant, Ernst & Young    | 04 22 2009 07:09:38 +0000
Rating : +2  
Well thats not true....Commitment gives more than 100%

C O M M I T M E N T
3 15 13 13 9 20 13 5 14 20 = 125 %

Now what do you say about it ???
  Commented by  SACHIN SAXENA, Financial Analyst Accenture    | 08 28 2008 21:42:10 +0000
Rating : +1  
nice one
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Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants more than 100%. How about achieving 103%? Here's a little math that might prove helpful. If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N...
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