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HOW TO IDENTIFY DIFFERENT CITIZENS OF INDIA by Paresh.Khanchandani, Process Manager, E-Procurement Technologies Limited

HOW TO IDENTIFY DIFFERENT CITIZENS OF INDIA

By : Paresh.Khanchandani, Process Manager, E-Procurement Technologies Limited
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HOW TO IDENTIFY DIFFERENT CITIZENS OF INDIA: 

  
Scenario 1 
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, sees them and walks on. 
That's   MUMBAI 
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Scenario 2 
Two guys are fighting. Both of them take time out and call their friends on 
their mobiles. Now 50 guys are fighting. 
You are definitely in   PUNJAB  !!! 
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Scenario 3 
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along and tries to make peace. 
The first two get together and beat him up. 
That's   DELHI 
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Scenario 4 
Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. 
A guy comes along and quietly opens a Chai-stall. 
That's   AHMEDABAD 
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Scenario 5 
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes. 
He writes a software program to stop the fight. 
But the fight doesn't stop because of a virus in the program. 
That's   BANGALORE 
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Scenario 6 
Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. 
A guy comes along and quietly says that "AMMA" doesn't like all this nonsense.. 
Peace settles in... 
That's   CHENNAI 
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Scenario 7 
Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, then a fourth 
and they start arguing about who's right. 
You are in   KOLKATA 
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Scenario 8 
Two guys are fighting. Third guy comes from nearby house and says, 
"don't fight in front of my place, go sum where else and keep fighting". 
That's   KERALA  ! 
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And the best one is .... 
Scenario 9 
Two guys are fighting. Third guy comes along with a carton of beer. 
All sit together drinking beer and abusing each other and all go home as friends. 
You are in   GOA  !!!  

 

 Top Comment : ASOKE KUSARI   | 05 14 2010 18:12:18 +0000
May not be applicable always though - but a nice work. If the original script is yours, and if U belong to Goa, I am all agreeable to join the cheeling party right now. Thanks.
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  Commented by  HEMANT VERMA, Marketing and Branding, NAVNEET PUBLICATION INDIA LTD.    | 05 15 2010 12:37:55 +0000
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by their ascent.
  Commented by  Nitin M Aras, Head/VP/GM-Tech. Support, Wintech Taparia Limited    | 05 15 2010 10:38:58 +0000
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Two guys are fighting,third gye comes from nearby computer and started typing.... means you are in TOOSTEP DEBATE.

How is this.

By the way .... nicely described the nature and response of the places. Apreciated ..

Paresh ... it is something new .... thanks for changing my dose on toostep.
  Commented by  Sharad Kiyal, Student NSHM and Pursuing CFP    | 05 14 2010 18:50:05 +0000
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Its really amazing and common fact about the citizens of India.
Great Work.
Rating : +1  
May not be applicable always though - but a nice work. If the original script is yours, and if U belong to Goa, I am all agreeable to join the cheeling party right now. Thanks.
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