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A neatly dressed salesman stopped a man in the street and asked -
"Sir, would you like to buy a bottle of this mouthwash for $200.00?"
Aghast, the man said, "Are you NUTS? That’s robbery!"
The salesman seemed hurt and then tries again -
"Sir, since you are a bit irritate, I'll sell it to you for 1/2 price at $100.00?
Again, the man replies bluntly - "you must be crazy pal, now go away!"
The salesman then reaches into his briefcase and pulls out 2 brownies and begins munching away on one of them. He tells the irritate guy - “Sir, please share one of my brownies since I have annoyed you so much".
Unwrapping the brownie, the guy takes a bite; suddenly, the guys spit it out and says:
"HEY," he snarled, "this brownie tastes like crap!!!"
"It is," replied the salesman. "Wanna buy some mouthwash?"
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