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IS THIS “INDIA” ALL ABOUT: INDIAN HELL --- FUNNY ONE

An Indian dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different hell for each country. He goes first   to the German hell and asks “What do they do here?” He is told “First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the German devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day.”

The man does not like the sound of that at all, so he moves on. He checks out the USA hell as well as the Russian hell and many more. He discovers that they are all more or less the same as the German hell.

Then he comes to the Indian hell and finds that there is a very long line of people waiting to get in. Amazed he asks “What do they do here?”

He is told “First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the Indian devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day.”

But that is exactly the same as all the other hells – why are there so many people waiting to get in?

“Because maintenance is so bad that the electric chair does not work, someone has stolen all the nails from the bed, and the devil is a former Govt: servant, so he comes in, signs the register and then goes to the cafeteria…”

 Top Comment : Nitin M Aras   | 08 05 2010 12:57:44 +0000
Fantastic..... joke on system... now consider that Govt machineries are reforming...and innovative also.... so chair may have some other means for hell operations... LOL!!! 5 star to you ...
 
27 comments on "IS THIS “INDIA” ALL ABOUT: INDIAN HELL --- FUNNY ONE"
  Commented by  Avneet Singh, CA student, ICAI    | 09 13 2010 10:28:24 +0000
a good mixture of humour & truth.....but we all are part of this system, we should try atleast at our own level for its betterment.........
  Commented by  Vipin Bhasin, Private Equity/Hedge Fund/VC-Manager, Indian Investment Co.    | 08 23 2010 11:10:22 +0000
A Sweet attack on Indian System and proves again the highest population of India in the hell also !!
  Commented by  sonal chauhan, Network Admin/System Admin, SSI institute    | 08 18 2010 10:43:35 +0000
joke is funny but der are responsible people in India ....George is right  that we have a safe place to go
  Commented by  s.baalu, SALES,MARKETING,FINANCE,ADMINISTRATION CONSULTANT, DASPAN INDUSTRIES LTD    | 08 14 2010 08:12:20 +0000
NICE TO GO THRO.SORRY TO FIND EVEN IN HELL OUR PEOPLE AND INDIAN SYSTEMS ARE BAD.
  Commented by  parthiban, Account Services Executive, L & T micro finance    | 08 10 2010 13:43:55 +0000
hello this is not a joke. pls think in behalf a citizen . every indian is responsible . 
  Commented by  shalini, B.Sc student, DU    | 08 08 2010 08:01:31 +0000
good one ...and i m sure dere must be different lines too to enter hell based on reservations (category -gen,sc,st,obc)
  Commented by  T S Jyothiram, CFO, Pacetel Communications    | 08 07 2010 09:00:25 +0000
I thought the joke would conclude that Indians were exempted from going to hell because they already lived thier life in it.   

  Commented by  sunil ghodke, Construction-Residential, TDL    | 08 06 2010 16:28:35 +0000
Everybody is laughing, but nobody even thinks that we are also responsible for it.Everybody expecting the change in the system, but nobody wants to participate in it. Just hopeless!!!! 
  Commented by  Shabab Kathandy, IT Administrator, XYZ    | 08 06 2010 14:47:27 +0000
heheh nice joke
  Commented by  NATTERAJA R. ARIKRISHNAN, Area Sales Manager, HPL INDIA LTD, CHENNAI    | 08 06 2010 11:58:40 +0000
very good fun on the Indian system functioning... really I have laughed.. very nice one.

Thanks for the referral Mr.Manojumar and Dr. Ali Ahmad and thanks for referring.
 
  Commented by  shalini sharma, Lecturer, Cambridge Institute Of Technology    | 08 06 2010 10:38:45 +0000
OMG can't stop laughing manoj :):):) Thanks for sharing ........ 
  Commented by  Jyoti Kapoor, HR Manager, Cybage Software    | 08 06 2010 10:31:29 +0000
Manoj very hilarious ..... thanks for sharing.... 
  Commented by  Manoj Kumar, Sr: Manager - QA, ARCHETYPE GROUP, INDIA    | 08 06 2010 09:48:04 +0000
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Naushad Ji... An excellent comment....Thank you
  Commented by  Naushad H.L., Creative Director, MAD COMMUNICATION    | 08 06 2010 08:38:42 +0000
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EVEN IN HELL...
INDIAN SENSE OF HUMOUR, IS THE BEST !  CHEERS !!
Thank God... Poor guy didnt check on the Paki & Bangladeshi Hells ... OR ELSE the Indian Hell would have looked like a 7 STAR RESORT.
  Commented by  Rathin Deb, Resident Manager, Tower Infotech Ltd.    | 08 06 2010 07:44:04 +0000
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I cant stop laughing a good one by the way the Govt staffs are from Centre or the one with OC?
  Commented by  Ravindra Sharma, Managing Consultant, CHEF-India    | 08 06 2010 06:11:43 +0000
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Good one Manoj,

Now we know why the country is so crowded. 
  Commented by  Suraj N. Bhosale, Manager, Suraj Construction Company    | 08 06 2010 04:55:15 +0000
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You are absolutely right Mr.Manoj. But i think the electric chair will not work due to load shading, hell police has filed a case to find who stoled the nails for years and years and to pay the bill of cafeteria, govt. have to take loan from world bank...............
  Commented by  Abraham Paul, Owner, FCOMNET- Future Groups    | 08 06 2010 04:16:35 +0000
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Haha.. And when you go there Manoj, dont forget your purse; to bribe the gateman. 
  Commented by  Mohammad Bakhsh, Project Leader/Managing Consultant, Freelancer    | 08 06 2010 02:48:04 +0000
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I will consider it as quality of ingenuity of Indian brains.Here also they score the point and delay their entry in to the Hell.One should not forget that it is their talent that "GOD" entrusted them the assignment of maintenance.
Moral: Some time delay may prevent the inevitable accidents.
Thanks,Manoj for very good surmise.
  Commented by  R N Bhattacharyya, Freelancer, Freelancer    | 08 05 2010 16:18:54 +0000
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Thanks Manoj, your sense of present culture is appreciable.
  Commented by  Dr Ali Ahmad, Medical Superintendent/Director, Surbhi Hospital    | 08 05 2010 15:54:03 +0000
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Too good Mr Manoj, too good 
  Commented by  Nohar Singh Dhruv, Assistant Engineer, PMGSY    | 08 05 2010 15:41:38 +0000
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he he he... Good one Mr.Manoj... This is the best example of Indian system....
  Commented by  SHRIKANT MANOHAR DANKE, Consultant, Project Management Consultancy Firm    | 08 05 2010 14:12:14 +0000
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Thanks for this refreshing posting. Where did you get such types of posting? Great going. Keep on friend! 
  Commented by  suraj p g, Chief Financial Planner, Thangam Wealth Management    | 08 05 2010 13:48:02 +0000
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Manoj, what a perfect way to show our system... And now we have to assure our seat in heaven at any cost!!!!!
  Commented by  Vivek Singh, Project Manager, L&T    | 08 05 2010 13:09:22 +0000
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Its perfect comment. CWG is the latest example of output of such system.
  Commented by  Nitin M Aras, Head/VP/GM-Tech. Support, Wintech Taparia Limited    | 08 05 2010 12:57:44 +0000
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Fantastic..... joke on system... now consider that Govt machineries are reforming...and innovative also.... so chair may have some other means for hell operations... LOL!!! 5 star to you ...
  Commented by  George Varghese, Proprietor, Jecyees    | 08 05 2010 12:56:47 +0000
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good one Manoj.... so we have a safe place to go.
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