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Once  school teacher told  kids to write an essay on cricket match  every body was busy writing essay ----accept  SANTA   , he wrote ----------------------" match cancelled  due to rain"

O GODDDDDDDDDDD

 Have fun

varsha

 
5 comments on "IT"s SANTA AGAIN: :have a fun"
  Commented by  Vinayarajan KV, Head/VP/GM-Sales Tech    | 09 13 2008 21:26:39 +0000
Good article
  Commented by  Jai Prakash, Chief Manager, Sindri Unit    | 09 11 2008 01:43:58 +0000
Really interesting !
  Commented by  shailendra gautam, Sales/BD Manager patni    | 09 08 2008 11:08:36 +0000

A little boy went into a drug store, reached for a soda carton and pulled it
Over to the telephone. He climbed onto the carton so that he could reach the
Buttons on the phone and proceeded to punch in seven digits (phone numbers).

The store-owner observed and listened to the conversation:
Boy: "Lady, Can you give me the job of cutting your lawn?
Woman: (at the other end of the phone line): "I already have someone to cut
my lawn." 
Boy: "Lady, I will cut your lawn for half the price of the person who cuts
your lawn now."
Woman: I'm very satisfied with the person who is presently cutting my lawn.
Boy: (with more perseverance) : "Lady, I'll even sweep your curb and your
sidewalk, so on Sunday you will have the prettiest lawn in all of Palm beach
,Florida."
Woman: No, thank you.

With a smile on his face, the little boy replaced the receiver. The
store-owner, who was listening to all this, walked over to the boy.
Store Owner: "Son... I like your attitude; I like that positive spirit and
would like to offer you a job."
Boy: "No thanks,

Store Owner: But you were really pleading for one.
Boy: No Sir, I was just checking my performance at the job I already have. I
am the one who is working for that lady I was talking to!"

*This is what we call "Self Appraisal"*
  Commented by  Abhishek Tiwari, Network Admin/System Admin, STPL INC.    | 09 08 2008 11:07:37 +0000
Bolo Santa Bhaiya Ki Jay
  Commented by  shailendra gautam, Sales/BD Manager patni    | 09 08 2008 11:06:43 +0000
hey Versha u r roacking today. on toostep. keep it up................
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