| Topic : Career Opportunities in Media |
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My vision |
THINKERS and ONLY THINKERS……………!!!!!!!!!!! |
Do rather than Talk |
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last activity : 07 06 2010 20:18:04 +0000
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In a Laundromat:
> AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL
> YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT
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> In a London department store:
> BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS
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> In an office:
> WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER
> YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL
> BE TAKEN
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> In an office:
> AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT
> AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD
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> Outside a secondhand shop:
> WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING
> MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET
> A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?
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> Notice in health food shop window:
> CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS
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> Spotted in a safari park:
> ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR
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> Seen during a conference:
> FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW
> IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR
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> Notice in a farmer's field:
> THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD
> FOR FREE , BUT THE BULL CHARGES.
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> On a repair shop door:
> WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON
> THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)
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Reni, I am in great surprise why only santa can think upto this height. Any way its very great joke sir. |
Manju ji ,bahut sundar, Jab kabhee aap too step par nahin dikhateen ,to sannata aapke kavi swaroop ke dikhate hi chahal pahal najar aati hai. |
Internet ki is duniya me jisko chaho use bula lo shart yah hai ki vah bhee usase connected ho, yadi phir bee jawab na mile todil se yaad karo phir bhee hajir na ho to dil me chah nahi? KYA KHOOB LIKHA HAI TEWARIJI AB TO KAVITA KHAALI NAHI HEE JAYEGI. |
Dear peer, Good and sensible post... Regards, Nelson, Chennai