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Please read this joke,nobody can't remain without smiling/laughing,if he can read
.Laloo sent his BioData to apply for a post in Microsoft, USA. Few days later he got this reply:
Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad,
You do not meet our requirements.
Please do not send any further correspondence.
No phone call shall be entertained.
Thanks
Bill Gates
read below to see how Laloo interpreted that letter!!!
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Laloo prasad jumped with joy on receiving this reply. He arranged a press conference-
"Bhaiyon aur Behno, aap ko jaan kar khushi hogee ki hum ko Amereeca mein naukri mil gayee hai."
Everyone was delighted. He continued "Ab hum aap sab ko apnaa appointment Letter padkar sunaongaa ? par letter angreeze main hai isliyen saath-saath Hindi main translate bhi karunga."
Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad -Pyare Laloo prasad bhaiyya
You do not meet -aap to miltay hee naheen ho
our requirement -humko to zaroorat hai
Please do not send any furthur correspondance -ab Letter vetter bhejne ka kaouno zaroorat nahee
No phone call -phoonwa ka bhee zaroorat nahee hai
shall be entertained -bahut khaatir kee jayegi
Thanks -aapkaa bahut dhanyavad
Bill Gates -Tohar Bilva
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Reni, I am in great surprise why only santa can think upto this height. Any way its very great joke sir. |
Manju ji ,bahut sundar, Jab kabhee aap too step par nahin dikhateen ,to sannata aapke kavi swaroop ke dikhate hi chahal pahal najar aati hai. |
Internet ki is duniya me jisko chaho use bula lo shart yah hai ki vah bhee usase connected ho, yadi phir bee jawab na mile todil se yaad karo phir bhee hajir na ho to dil me chah nahi? KYA KHOOB LIKHA HAI TEWARIJI AB TO KAVITA KHAALI NAHI HEE JAYEGI. |