A Polish man moved to the USA and
married an American girl.

Although  his English was far from perfect, and they
got along very well.

One day, he  rushed into a lawyer's office and
asked him if he could arrange a divorce  for him.

The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the
circumstances, and asked him the following questions:

'Have you any  grounds?

' 'Yes, an acre and half, and nice little
home.'

'No, I mean what  is the foundation of this case?

' 'It made of concrete.'

'I don't think you  understand. Does either of
you have a real grudge?'

'No, we have carport,  and not need one.'

'I mean. What are your relations like?'

'All my  relations still in Poland.'

'Is there any infidelity in your marriage?'

'We  have hi-fidelity stereo, and good DVD
player!'

'Does your wife beat you  up?'

'No, I always up before her.'

'Is your wife a nagger?'

'No, she  white.'

'Why do you want this divorce?'

'She going to kill me!'

'What makes  you think that?'

'I got proof!'

'What kind of proof?'

'She going to poison  me!

She buy a bottle at drugstore, and put on shelf in
bathroom.

I can read, and it say: *''Polish remover.....
....''*



Did You think of this- I did not!!!!!!!









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