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LATEST VIRUS -- JOKE by Manoj Kumar, Sr: Manager - QA, ARCHETYPE GROUP, INDIA

LATEST VIRUS -- JOKE

By : Manoj Kumar, Sr: Manager - QA, ARCHETYPE GROUP, INDIA
Industry : Construction Functional Area : Quality Management
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An E-mail recieved from a friend, thought to share with you all just for time pass

There is a dangerous virus being passed around electronically, orally, and By hand.

This virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK).

If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss, or anyone else Via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life Completely.

If you should come into contact with WORK put your jacket on and take two Good friends to the nearest grocery store. Purchase the antidote known as Work-Isolating-Neutralizer-Extract (WINE) or Bothersome-Employer-Elimination-Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote Repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.

You should forward this warning to 5 friends. If you do not have 5 friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.

 Top Comment : Akhilesh S Joshi   | 06 14 2010 09:07:57 +0000
ha ha ha. it sounds funny but intelligently developed VIRUS. Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK) Work-Isolating-Neutralizer-Extract (WINE) Bothersome-Employer-Elimination-Rebooter (BEER)
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  Commented by  Tanima, assistant sales, First Medical Services Pvt. Ltd    | 02 21 2011 04:42:16 +0000 
Really Funny and nice, Thanks for poting for us.
  Commented by  vikram singh, B.Tech/B.E. student, G B Pant Engg. College    | 07 23 2010 15:26:48 +0000 
nice
 
its really funny...............
  Commented by  NATTERAJA R. ARIKRISHNAN, Area Sales Manager, HPL INDIA LTD, CHENNAI    | 06 20 2010 12:59:17 +0000 
Very nice Mr.manoj Kumar.
  Commented by  Moparthi Sai Ramya Sree, Software Developer, Virtusa (India)    | 06 17 2010 06:14:02 +0000 
nice insight i came up to know some new things here in these arguments cool
  Commented by  Mohammad Bakhsh, Project Leader/Managing Consultant, Freelancer    | 06 17 2010 05:21:27 +0000 
 WORK,WINE AND BEER 
 TAKE AWAY YOUR TEARS,
 SO LOVE TO ALL MY DEARS,
 WORK WILL AUTOMATICALLY FEAR.
  Commented by  Jasjit Singh Sodhi, Lead Auditor    | 06 15 2010 11:11:41 +0000 
Excellent Manoj......
  Commented by  Deepti Kulkarni, HR Consultant, Trainer, Coordinator @AKSPL    | 06 15 2010 09:54:08 +0000 
nice one.....
  Commented by  Ravindra Sharma, Managing Consultant, CHEF-India    | 06 15 2010 08:06:23 +0000 
Thanks Manoj,

Most will fancy and enjoy such virus excepting those at the end posing fullbacks.
  Commented by  Dr Ali Ahmad, Medical Superintendent/Director, Surbhi Hospital    | 06 14 2010 13:21:42 +0000 
Mr Manoj, as aslways VERY GOOD-)
  Commented by  Rathin Deb, Resident Manager, Tower Infotech Ltd.    | 06 14 2010 12:38:06 +0000 
Good one Manoj. Please keep posting such refershing write up from time to time.
  Commented by  akshaya bhatia, Program Manager (GM Projects-IT), fsl    | 06 14 2010 10:40:04 +0000 
This was funny indeed. On serious note, WORK could be Wonderful opportunity, Rekindling Knowledge. Another funny acronym WIFE Worries Invited For Ever, but not be taken seriously, just a joke.
  Commented by  SHRIKANT MANOHAR DANKE, PROJECT MANAGER, UNITY TELECOM INFRASTRUCTURE LTD.    | 06 14 2010 10:32:22 +0000 
From this moment I starts to have (BEER) & (WINE) both at a time.

Really, Good! Manoj. Thanks.

Now I m busy with sending to all my friends.
  Commented by  Naushad H.L., Creative Director, MAD COMMUNICATION    | 06 14 2010 10:29:40 +0000 
VERY VERY INTELLIGENT !
KEEP UP THIS GOOD WORK BUDDY...
  Commented by  Ayan Choudhury, Coresspondent, NDTV    | 06 14 2010 10:06:48 +0000 
Excellant Manoj....ha ha :) really funny, I didn't knew all these new full forms of these words. good one infact....I have been bugged with lot of such virus lately....need to take some Recreational killer, Neutralizing extract, and Elimination rebooter......
  Commented by  Disha Roy, Lecturer, St Xaviers College    | 06 14 2010 09:52:17 +0000 
Good one Manoj.......this happens every where, the virus of work is spread like anything by others than containing it to oneself...ha ha :)
  Commented by  George Varghese, Proprietor, Jecyees    | 06 14 2010 09:47:00 +0000 
brilliant joke
  Commented by  Nitin M Aras, Head/VP/GM-Tech. Support, Wintech Taparia Limited    | 06 14 2010 09:18:43 +0000
Rating : +1  
Interesting ... and factful .... I like beer ... no wine ... yes sometime helpful WORK virus .... Yes I am infected

Thatswhy .... a few persons called WORKOHLIC
  Commented by  Akhilesh S Joshi, Executive Editor, MALLCULTURE Magazine    | 06 14 2010 09:07:57 +0000
Rating : +2  
ha ha ha. it sounds funny but intelligently developed VIRUS.
Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK)
Work-Isolating-Neutralizer-Extract (WINE)
Bothersome-Employer-Elimination-Rebooter (BEER)
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