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Once a man was waiting for a taxi. A beggar came along and asked him
for some money. The man ignored him. But being a professional, the
beggar kept on pestering him. The man became irritated when he realized
that the beggar would not leave him alone unless he parts with some
money. Suddenly an idea struck him. He told the beggar, "I do not have
money, But if you tell me what you want to do with the money, I will
certainly help you." "I would have bought a cup of tea", replied the
beggar. The man said, "Sorry man. I can offer you a cigarette instead of

tea". He then took a pack of cigarettes from his pocket and offered one
to the beggar. The beggar told, "I don't smoke as it is injurious to
health." The man smiled and took a bottle of whisky from his pocket and
told the beggar, "Here, take this bottle and enjoy the stuff. It i! s
really good". The beggar refused by saying, "Alcohol muddles the brain
and damages the liver". The man smiled again. He told the beggar, "I am
going to the race course. Come with me and I will arrange for some
tickets and we will place bets. If we win, you take the whole amount and
leave me alone". As before, the beggar politely refused the latest offer

by saying, "Sorry sir, I can't come with you as betting on horses is a
bad habit." Suddenly the man felt relieved !! and asked the beggar to
come to his home with him. Finally, the beggar's face lit up in
anticipation of receiving at least something from the man. But he still
had his doubts and asked the man, "Why do you want me to go to your
house with you".


The man replied........................................... ......



"My wife always wanted to see how a man with no Bad habits looks like"

 Top Comment : Alka Thakur   | 07 06 2009 09:16:26 +0000
Yes for a change I am speaking for you guys!!
 
26 comments on "Let men have some fun!! "
  Commented by  Reni sebastian, building inspector and public works overseer Gr I, Govt keralam    | 11 10 2009 16:50:02 +0000
Thanks alka . laughting sometime. good one... keep it up.
  Commented by  Auswin Karthick, Quality Analyst, Rising Solutions    | 11 09 2009 19:25:07 +0000
nice one keep posting more
  Commented by  Aravind, Team Leader -(NonTechnical), DNIS    | 10 23 2009 10:22:43 +0000
Good one Alkaji!!....
  Commented by  varsha, technical manager(QMS)    | 08 30 2009 17:53:43 +0000
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LOL.....Its nice..thanks Alka mam LAST LINE MAKE ME LAUGH LIKE ANY THING..
  Commented by  Praphulla Mukhi, HR Executive, ConsultGenie Consulting Pvt Ltd    | 08 28 2009 07:16:00 +0000
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Really good one.Thanks for sharing...
  Commented by  Pragya Kothari, Construction-Heavy, DLF    | 08 27 2009 13:03:21 +0000
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Nice one Alkaji, really very funny....Thanks for sharing...
  Commented by  Charles davison, Project Manager, Douglas OHI LLc oman    | 08 27 2009 10:37:25 +0000
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any ideas how a woman with no bad habits looks like ?(no punch involved.lighter vein only)
  Commented by  sandesh saboo, Research Associate/Analyst, saboo associates    | 08 26 2009 11:34:01 +0000
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people i am a student of law and like reading deeper in between the lines.
niceeeeeeeeeeee
  Commented by  Makrand Bhave, XYZ    | 08 26 2009 10:23:36 +0000
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hehehe... LOL! thats a good one... 

For my other colleagues... a JOKE IS A JOKE and is generally meant for giving you a relief and laughter!! Grow up people...
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People, this is just a joke without any intentions of hurting anyone. Please take it in a right way without getting deeper into the lines. 
  Commented by  Samar Inam Khan, Advocate (Independant Practice)    | 08 26 2009 09:02:28 +0000
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so many males here reacting in a way they should not when d article itself has a gud Title, gud humour by the way i too dont have habits like that except smoking and this habit is very much common among girls toooooooo......:)
  Commented by  sandesh saboo, Research Associate/Analyst, saboo associates    | 08 22 2009 10:18:51 +0000
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as if the distorted views that are presented in the article was what you felt like support to men,there are crores of people without this habits and doing well.
  Commented by  SB DIKSHIT, STATE QUALITY MONITOR, U.P.R.R.D.A    | 08 22 2009 06:35:43 +0000
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IS MY COMMENT FIT TO GET -1,OR REVENGEFUL? 
  Commented by  Ajay Ziz, professional tourist guide, a famous travel agency    | 08 22 2009 06:16:25 +0000
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MEN WILL HAVE FUN IN ANY CONDITION PROVIDED THEY ARE INCLINED TO ::
  Commented by  Chirag Kabani, Technical Analyst    | 07 12 2009 08:25:34 +0000
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Awesome !!!!
Rating : +1 
A good,humourous articl for a change.
  Commented by  Ajay Ziz, Dy. Registrar, university of jammu    | 07 07 2009 10:32:22 +0000
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great to learn of a beggar who doesnot smoke beedis doesnot drink taari  i.e no bad habits ::::

::: BUT INTERESTINGLY STILL BELIEVES IN BEGGING FOR A LIVING ::::

I feel  HE IS NOT A PRO BUT AN AMATEUR WHO MIGHT HAVE LOST HIS JOB DUE TO RECESSION.
  Commented by  Sudeep Tarafdar, Senior Consultant, IBM    | 07 07 2009 10:00:52 +0000
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Really good one Alka.......your postings are making many of them laugh in their busy schedules of their day....thanks to all of your wonderful posts....keep going.
  Commented by  sujit Kumar, Marketing Consultant and PGP participant, IIM Kozhikode    | 07 06 2009 13:53:58 +0000
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I thought the joke ended before last line... 
haha...
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Thrill in the leisure, nice.
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Yes for a change I am speaking for you guys!!
  Commented by  SHASHI BHUSHAN DIKSHIT, Civil Engineer-Highway Roadway, working for U.P.R.R.D.A    | 07 06 2009 09:09:52 +0000
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THIS IS GOOD AND U ARE REMOVING THE BAD HABBITS.
Rating : +1 
Nice 1 !!!
  Commented by  Sanjay Kaushik, Resource, TalentEquity Solutions    | 07 06 2009 07:13:30 +0000
Rating : +2 
Thanks for encouragement :-)
  Commented by  Jacob, Director -Relationship ,Interprise Innovations    | 07 06 2009 06:37:51 +0000
Rating : +1 
good one :))
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