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A Man was walking down a street when he heard a voice from behind,
  "If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill
you."
The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him.
The man was astonished.
He went on, and after a while he was going to cross the road.
Once again the voice shouted, "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step
a car will
run over you, and you will die.
" The man did as he was instructed, just as
a car came careening around the corner, barely missing him.
The man asked. "Who are you?"
"I am your guardian angel," the voice answered.
"Oh, yeah?" the man asked

 

 

 


And where the hell were you when I got married?"

 Top Comment : Devi Kaladeen   | 07 03 2009 20:18:12 +0000
ha ha ha. Nice one Vivek. I read this before in my email. Very refreshing. I often wonder why people makes joke off their marriage....this is supposed to be a very serious matter. Thanks for sharing anyway.
 
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  Commented by  Pragya Kothari, Construction-Heavy, DLF    | 07 06 2009 12:19:57 +0000
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good one Vivek....nice to the lighter side of life on toostep with many such postings on the platform....keep it up guys.......
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Kya baat hai vivekjee sahi hai.... thanks for sharing!!
  Commented by  B.Mehernath, Sales/BD Manager, Belroc Costruction chemicals India(P) Ltd.    | 07 04 2009 10:47:36 +0000
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Yaar Vivek itna achcha joke kar lete ho? good one, 
i have been seeing your lighter side when you comment on Manju's poems. Hmmmm, good to see an Oasis in the field of construction. 
  Commented by  Vivek Singh, Construction Manager L&T    | 07 04 2009 09:29:46 +0000
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Devi 
marriage is soooo serious matter that you need to make it light...thats why the jokes.
...and YOGI
cut paste nahi to kya main jokes paida karoonga kyaa?
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LOL !!
Good One....
  Commented by  Mangala Shetty, Project coordinator    | 07 04 2009 05:53:25 +0000
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Vivekjee i wont laugh for your sake, but i am laughing for my sake.. because it realy gud one..... waiting next posting
  Commented by  varsha, technical manager(QMS)    | 07 04 2009 04:01:13 +0000
nice..refreshing.. indeed
thanks
  Commented by  Devi Kaladeen, Audit Manager, Health Sector Development Unit    | 07 03 2009 20:18:12 +0000
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ha ha ha. Nice one Vivek. I read this before in my email. Very refreshing. I often wonder why people makes joke off their marriage....this is supposed to be a very serious matter. Thanks for sharing anyway.
  Commented by  yogendra singh chauhan, QA&QC-Executive D & Sawoe    | 07 03 2009 13:04:53 +0000
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YEh kya cut/paste.......idhar ka udhar......hahahaha.....hihihi..ha...hi....hhhhhhh.....hhhhu...huuuuu.hhhhh......hhhh...hhh....h..........
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