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LITTLE BOBBY ( Confessions of a Kid ) by Alka Thakur, Technical Support Manager, Vendio Services and a freelance German Translator

LITTLE BOBBY ( Confessions of a Kid )

By : Alka Thakur, Technical Support Manager, Vendio Services and a freelance German Translator
Industry : ITES / BPO / Customer Service Functional Area : India
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lighter side of life

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Little Bobby came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner.

His birthday was coming up and he thought this was a good time to tell his mother what he wanted.

Mom, I want a bike for my birthday.

Little Bobby was a bit of a troublemaker.

He had gotten into trouble at school and at home.


Bobby's mother asked him if he thought he deserved to get a bike for his birthday.

Little Bobby, of course, thought he did.

Bobby's mother wanted Bobby to reflect on his behavior over the last year.

Go to your room, Bobby, and think about how you have behaved this year.

Then write a letter to God and tell him why you deserve a bike for your birthday.

Little Bobby stomped up the steps to his room and sat down to write God a letter.


**************

Letter 1

Dear God,
I have been a very good boy this year and I would like a bike for my birthday.
I want a red one.
Your friend,
Bobby


**************

Bobby knew that this wasn't true. He had not been a very good boy this year,
So he tore up the letter and started over.

**************

Letter 2

Dear God,
This is your friend Bobby. I have been a good boy this year and I would like
A red bike for my birthday. Thank you.
Your friend,
Bobby

**************

Bobby knew that this wasn't true either. So, he tore up the letter and started again.

**************

Letter 3

Dear God,
I have been an OK boy this year. I still would really like a bike for my birthday.
Bobby

**************

Bobby knew he could not send this letter to God either. So, Bobby wrote a fourth letter.

**************

Letter 4

God,
I know I haven't been a good boy this year. I am very sorry.
I will be a good boy if you just send me a bike for my birthday.
Please! Thank you,
Bobby

**************

Bobby knew, even if it was true, this letter was not going to get him a bike.

Now, Bobby was very upset. He went downstairs and told his mom that he wanted to go to church.

Bobby's mother thought her plan had worked, as Bobby looked very sad.

Just be home in time for dinner, Bobby's mother told him.

Bobby walked down the street to the church on the corner.

Little Bobby went into the church and up to the altar.

He looked around to see if anyone was there.

Bobby bent down and picked up a statue of the Mary.

He slipped the statue under his shirt and ran out of the church, down the street, into the house, and up to his room.

He shut the door to his room and sat down with a piece of paper and a pen.

Bobby began to write his letter to God.


**************

Letter 5

God,
I'VE KIDNAPPED YOUR MAMA. IF YOU WANT TO SEE HER AGAIN, SEND THE BIKE!!!!!! 
 Top Comment : Alka Thakur   | 07 06 2009 08:45:37 +0000
Mr. Dikshit, with due respect to Mother Mary, all religions and you, my intention was not to insult any one or any religion.... its just a joke and is to be taken lightly. I apologize if you did not like it!!
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  Commented by  Ravikiran, Legal Officer, e4e Business Solutions India Pvt Ltd    | 07 23 2009 11:08:18 +0000
Rating : +2  
dudes, joke is joke. if you have lost all your humour may god help your dirty minds!
  Commented by  Ajay Ziz, Dy. Registrar, university of jammu    | 07 22 2009 04:18:08 +0000
Rating : -2  
ALKA NO JOKES ON CHRIST & SISTER MARY  :: THEY WERE JEWS ::

WE CAN'T AFFORD TO OFFEND THEM :: I AM WITH GOGOI ( NOTHING LIKE JOKES ON "SODARJI ")::
Rating : +1  
Alkaji, I think there is notìng serious about in jokes. See, we use to hear many jokes relating to "SODARJI" which really makes it more interesting in jokes.
  Commented by  Jitendra Singh, SBU/Profit Center Head ETA Dubai    | 07 06 2009 09:56:07 +0000
Rating : +1  
Dear Alka,
I would advise you NOT to take the comment of Mr. Dikshit seriously at all.
I have gone through his profile. He is a civil engineer and a govt. officer. He has gathered too much negetive energy in his career. Look at the frown on his face in the picture ! He can not smile.
In fact he needs to read and enjoy 100 such jokes everyday, to get a smile on his face.
Just IGNORE his comment and send ONE more such hilarious innocent joke to him !!
Make him laugh aloud.
Regards.
Jitendra Dubai
Rating : +1  
Mr. Dikshit, with due respect to Mother Mary, all religions and you, my intention was not to insult any one or any religion.... its just a joke and is to be taken lightly. I apologize if you did not like it!!
  Commented by  SHASHI BHUSHAN DIKSHIT, Civil Engineer-Highway Roadway, working for U.P.R.R.D.A    | 07 06 2009 08:27:16 +0000
Rating : -2  
THIS WAY WE ARE DMAGING THE THINKING OF SUCH TYPE OF BOYS/GIRLS,WE SHOULD GIVE A GOOD EXAMPLES EVEN IN THESE STORIES AND ALSO IN MY OPENION MOTHER MARRY'S STUE IS NOT EASLY AVAILABLE IN CHURCHES.
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