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Management  Fundas !

1."We will do it" means "You will do it"

  

2."You have done a great job" means "More work to be given to you"

  

3."We are working on it" means "We have not yet started working on the same"

  

4."Tomorrow first thing in the morning" means "Its not getting done "At least not tomorrow!"

  

5."After discussion we will decide-I am very open to views" means "I have already decided, I will tell you what to do"

  

6."There was a slight miscommunication" means "We had actually lied"

  

7."Lets call a meeting and discuss" means "I have no time now, will talk later"

  

8."We can always do it" means "We actually cannot do the same on time"

  

9."We are on the right track but there needs to be a slight extension of the deadline" means "The project is screwed up, we cannot deliver on time."

  

10."We had slight differences of opinion "means "We had actually fought"

  

11."Make a list of the work that you do and let's see how I can help you" means "Anyway you have to find a way out no help from me"

  

12."You should have told me earlier" means "Well even if you told me earlier that would have made hardly any difference!"

  

13."We need to find out the real reason" means "Well I will tell you where your fault is"

  

14."Well Family is important; your leave is always granted. Just ensure that the work is not affected," means, "Well you know..."

  

15."We are a team," means, "I am not the only one to be blamed"

  

16."That's actually a good question" means "I do not know anything about it"

  

17."All the Best" means "You are in trouble"

 
7 comments on "ManagemenT FuNda`s"
  Commented by  Bellala Gopinatha Rao, Project Manager Promax Management Consultants    | 01 03 2009 12:45:37 +0000
Good one thanks
  Commented by  Vikas G. Chaudhari, Sr. Design Engineer Jacobs Engineering    | 12 06 2008 12:34:52 +0000
Funny but might be true ?!
  Commented by  varsha mishra, technical Manager(QMS), rfrac    | 10 05 2008 18:06:30 +0000
GUD 1
  Commented by  Samir Nigam, Sr. Software Engineer , SRM TECHSOL Pvt. Ltd.    | 07 25 2008 05:00:41 +0000
nice one.
  Commented by  Sourav Chatterjee, IT Engineer- CMC Limited-ATata Enterprise    | 07 25 2008 00:38:26 +0000
nice 
  Commented by  sagi srinivasa rao, Sales/BD Manager Inteq software Pvt Ltd    | 06 28 2008 03:56:54 +0000
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good funda
  Commented by  Upendra Pratap Singh, Head/VP/GM-R&D, SAIL,Bokaro Steel Plant    | 06 28 2008 01:00:38 +0000
Rating : +1 
Interesting.
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