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MATHEMATICAL PROOF!!!!!!

Equation 1
Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy
Donkey = eat + sleep
Therefore:
Human = Donkey + Work + enjoy
Therefore:
Human-enjoy = Donkey + Work
In other words,
Human that don't know enjoy = Donkey that work.


++++++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ ++ ++
Equation 2
Men = eat + sleep + earn money
Donkey = eat + sleep
Therefore:
Men = Donkey + earn money
Therefore:
Men-earn money = Donkey
In other words
Men who don't earn money = Donkey


++++++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +
Equation 3
Women= eat + sleep + spend
Donkey = eat + sleep
Therefore:
Women = Donkey + spend
Women - spend = Donkey
In other words,
Women who don't spend = Donkey


++++++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +


To Conclude:
From Equation 2 and Equation 3
Men who don't earn money = Women who don't spend
So Men earn money not to let women become donkey!
And women spend not to let men become donkey!
So, We have:
Men + Women = Donkey + earn money + Donkey + Spend money
Therefore from postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude
Men + Women = 2 Donkeys that live happily together!

 Top Comment : Alka Thakur   | 07 17 2009 10:18:27 +0000
If only we were taught math using this methodology in school..... Good one!!
 
6 comments on "MATHEMATICAL PROOF!!!!!!"
  Commented by  zubair irshad, Senior Projects Manager, IMECO WLL    | 06 13 2010 08:11:25 +0000
Wow...great. Nice calculation.
So, how many of us satisfy the equation???
  Commented by  Vivek Singh, Construction Manager L&T    | 07 18 2009 04:10:53 +0000
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CHEEEEEPOOOOOO CHEEEEPOOOO
  Commented by  Goharr Mumtaz, Tech Leader, Diaspark Inc.    | 07 17 2009 15:00:38 +0000
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Wow...what a equation m learning first time...we should appreciate the sense of humor of the newly born mathematician...those trying to fail Aryabhatta even...
  Commented by  Karamjeet Singh Saluja, INTELLECTRUAL PROPERTY RIGHTS CONSULTANT, CARE PRO BIOSCIENCE (P) LTD    | 07 17 2009 12:35:58 +0000
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good one living together......nice maths 
  Commented by  Alka Thakur, Technical Support Manager, Vendio Services and a freelance German Translator    | 07 17 2009 10:18:27 +0000
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If only we were taught math using this methodology in school.....

Good one!!
  Commented by  Paresh.Khanchandani, BD Manager, Bennett, Coleman & Co. (The Times Of India Group)    | 07 17 2009 08:53:53 +0000
GOOD MATHEMATICAL PROOF !!!
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