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MATHEMATICAL PROOF!!!!!!

Equation 1
Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy
Donkey = eat + sleep
Therefore:
Human = Donkey + Work + enjoy
Therefore:
Human-enjoy = Donkey + Work
In other words,
Human that don't know enjoy = Donkey that work.


++++++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ ++ ++
Equation 2
Men = eat + sleep + earn money
Donkey = eat + sleep
Therefore:
Men = Donkey + earn money
Therefore:
Men-earn money = Donkey
In other words
Men who don't earn money = Donkey


++++++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +
Equation 3
Women= eat + sleep + spend
Donkey = eat + sleep
Therefore:
Women = Donkey + spend
Women - spend = Donkey
In other words,
Women who don't spend = Donkey


++++++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +


To Conclude:
From Equation 2 and Equation 3
Men who don't earn money = Women who don't spend
So Men earn money not to let women become donkey!
And women spend not to let men become donkey!
So, We have:
Men + Women = Donkey + earn money + Donkey + Spend money
Therefore from postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude
Men + Women = 2 Donkeys that live happily together!

 Top Comment : Alka Thakur   | 07 17 2009 10:18:27 +0000
If only we were taught math using this methodology in school..... Good one!!
 
6 comments on "MATHEMATICAL PROOF!!!!!!"
  Commented by  zubair irshad, Senior Projects Manager, IMECO WLL    | 06 13 2010 08:11:25 +0000
Wow...great. Nice calculation.
So, how many of us satisfy the equation???
  Commented by  Vivek Singh, Construction Manager L&T    | 07 18 2009 04:10:53 +0000
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CHEEEEEPOOOOOO CHEEEEPOOOO
  Commented by  Goharr Mumtaz, Tech Leader, Diaspark Inc.    | 07 17 2009 15:00:38 +0000
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Wow...what a equation m learning first time...we should appreciate the sense of humor of the newly born mathematician...those trying to fail Aryabhatta even...
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good one living together......nice maths 
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If only we were taught math using this methodology in school.....

Good one!!
GOOD MATHEMATICAL PROOF !!!
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