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A man was riding his Harley along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, "Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish."

The biker pulled over and said, "Thank you, Lord. Please build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want."

The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic. Think of the enormous undertaking; the supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific, and the concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind."

The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said, "Lord, I wish that I, and all men, could understand our wives; I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she really means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can make a woman truly happy."

The Lord replied, "You want two lanes, or four on that bridge?"
 

 Top Comment : Charles davison   | 08 30 2009 14:20:29 +0000
Looks like Civil engg is easier than Psycology-Section Women! Good one!
 
5 comments on " Mission Impossible"
  Commented by  Nagpal Singh, Sales and Business Development, Babel Group of companies    | 09 06 2009 04:07:20 +0000
LOL.....
  Commented by  varsha, technical manager(QMS)    | 08 30 2009 17:44:05 +0000
LOL..... plz tell me y this is tough for god  and y he has search the other option..:-0). .
but as per old saying Dixit sir has given dis answer.

                                                      
  Commented by  !manpreet $ingh, Junoon!!!! ...., Sixth Sense    | 08 30 2009 16:23:34 +0000
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ha ha!! gud idea for getting things done from GOD...
  Commented by  SB DIKSHIT, STATE QUALITY MONITOR, U.P.R.R.D.A    | 08 30 2009 14:43:07 +0000
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There is a sanskrit language shlok,
Triya charitram purushasya bhagyam,
Devo na janati kuto manusya.
I this is the same.
  Commented by  Charles davison, Project Manager, Douglas OHI LLc oman    | 08 30 2009 14:20:29 +0000
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Looks like Civil engg is easier than Psycology-Section Women!
Good one!
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