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Construction Planning & Management |
My vision |
Do rather than Talk |
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last activity : 07 06 2010 20:18:04 +0000
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A man was riding his Harley along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, "Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish."
The biker pulled over and said, "Thank you, Lord. Please build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want."
The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic. Think of the enormous undertaking; the supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific, and the concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind."
The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said, "Lord, I wish that I, and all men, could understand our wives; I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she really means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can make a woman truly happy."
The Lord replied, "You want two lanes, or four on that bridge?"
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Reni, I am in great surprise why only santa can think upto this height. Any way its very great joke sir. |
Manju ji ,bahut sundar, Jab kabhee aap too step par nahin dikhateen ,to sannata aapke kavi swaroop ke dikhate hi chahal pahal najar aati hai. |
Internet ki is duniya me jisko chaho use bula lo shart yah hai ki vah bhee usase connected ho, yadi phir bee jawab na mile todil se yaad karo phir bhee hajir na ho to dil me chah nahi? KYA KHOOB LIKHA HAI TEWARIJI AB TO KAVITA KHAALI NAHI HEE JAYEGI. |
LOL..... plz tell me y this is tough for god and y he has search the other option..:-0). . but as per old saying Dixit sir has given dis answer.