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Monkey in the Plane:-) by Sarada M, HR Coordinator, Microsoft (AVON)

Monkey in the Plane:-)

By : Sarada M, HR Coordinator, Microsoft (AVON)
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Tired with work and 2 hard days for the weekend:-) Expand your facial muscles with the below fun dose.. 

MONKEY IN THE PLANE

 

Once in Brazil a plane crashed, only a monkey who was traveling in the plane was left alive.

 

Fortunately the monkey was intelligent enough to understand our language and reply in actions.

The officials went to see the monkey in the hospital and had a talk with the monkey.

Officer: 'When the plane took off what were the travelers doing?'
Monkey: 'Tying their belts'

 


Officer: 'What were the air hostesses doing?'
Monkey: 'Saying Hello! Good morning!'

 


Officer: 'What were the pilots doing?'
Monkey: 'Checking the system'

 


Officer: 'What were you doing?'
Monkey: 'Looking for my people'

Officer: 'After 10' minutes what were the travelers doing?'
Monkey: 'Having beverages and snacks'

 


Officer: 'What were the air hostesses doing?'
Monkey: 'Serving the travelers'

 


Officer: 'What were the Pilots doing?'
Monkey: 'Handling the steering'

 


Officer: 'What were you doing?'
Monkey: 'Eating & throwing'

Officer: 'After 30 minutes what were the travelers doing?'
Monkey: 'Some were sleeping and some were reading'

 


Officer: 'What were the air hostesses doing?'
Monkey: 'Make up'

 


Officer: 'What were the pilots doing?'
Monkey: 'Handling the steering'

 


Officer: 'What were you doing?'
Monkey: 'Nothing'

Officer: 'Just before plane crash what were the travelers doing?'
Monkey: 'All were sleeping'

 


Officer: 'What were the pilots doing?'
Monkey: 'Handling the air hostess'

 


Officer: What were you doing?
Monkey: Handling the steering!!!! !

No more Questions!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!
 

Cheeers,

Sarada Mantrala

 Top Comment : Nipoon Tandon   | 06 21 2008 00:36:22 +0000
Ha ha ha he he he ... Good stuff to start a fresh weekend..
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  Commented by  Nikil Kuti, senior dveloper, syssoft ltd    | 04 16 2012 15:31:17 +0000 
(To add more just for fun...)
Officer: why this was happened ? you can handle steering well,you are intilligent !
Monkey: While Handling the steering! I have seen Farm Lands & trees So I m looking for my food,where as Pilot(s) after seeing cloud(s) they thought itz time for romance with vayusakhi(s) (airhostess)..
by techmurti solutions,hydrabad
  Commented by  Rohit Khanna, Project Leader/Managing Consultant, Accenture    | 04 10 2009 12:43:20 +0000 
Moral of the story : "Don't fly with monkey" Just kidding.

If you could do your work correctly, you could save thousand of lives. Always remember this.
  Commented by  Ramdas Pawar, Sales/BD Manager, Oracle    | 04 09 2009 09:38:50 +0000
Rating : +1  
Hi All...

That was funny and a good moral for all of us. " Do your work or face the unexpected from others".

I Really enjoy reading these kinds of stories which has a moral.
  Commented by  Dayanand Deshpande, Senior Consultant, Ernst & Young    | 03 19 2009 12:08:18 +0000
Rating : +2  
hahahhaha....enjoyed this one....do really helped my facial muscles...thank you...

we should learn a lot from this, never let other do your job or else you are dead meat and other around u 2..
Rating : +1  
It happens in real life too.But then one does not laugh.
 
It happens in real life too.But then one does not laugh.
 
It happens in real life too.But then one does not laugh.
 
do not hand over thingd to wrong persons
Rating : +1  
The beauty of the IT - see I have read it now after many months - this made me smile. Thanks for spreading Hansi.
  Commented by  Vijayanand Kuppurao, Software Developer Vigna Systems    | 09 05 2008 04:28:46 +0000 
Cute One
  Commented by  Kujnish Vashisht, Partner/Principal/VP, Expedient Consultants    | 09 05 2008 04:16:48 +0000 
Old but nice
  Commented by  SHIVENDRA KUMAR JHA, Project Manager    | 09 04 2008 23:21:46 +0000 
Very Nice. I enjoyed it.
  Commented by  Bopanna, Head - SCM, Himatsingka Seide Limited    | 09 04 2008 10:30:13 +0000 
Good one.....
  Commented by  Darpan Sinha, Solution Architect, Fujitsu Consulting India Pvt Ltd    | 09 04 2008 05:42:31 +0000 
Hahahaha
  Commented by  Saket Vishal, Software Developer, Xebia    | 09 04 2008 02:34:51 +0000 
Very old one.
  Commented by  Deepali Gulati, Sales/BD Manager, Nvish Solutions Pvt. Ltd    | 08 25 2008 21:13:35 +0000 
Good one :) I heared this earlier also.
  Commented by  Vikas Mali, Project Leader/Managing Consultant Delhi Productivity Council    | 08 25 2008 03:54:20 +0000 
Very funny. Nice touch of humour with a message
  Commented by  SACHIN SAXENA, Financial Analyst Accenture    | 08 25 2008 02:38:40 +0000 
good one...
  Commented by  Girish Nair, HR & BD Executive, I-Link Software Pvt. Ltd.    | 08 25 2008 02:29:04 +0000 
very good one....
  Commented by  rakesh kumar, Service/Maintenance Engineer BHEL,BHOPAL    | 08 22 2008 19:11:45 +0000 
hahaha gud 1 which passanger act as monkey
  Commented by  P Madhusudhan, Construction-Specialty BHEL    | 08 22 2008 01:55:36 +0000 
Good one
  Commented by  abhishek srivastava, Team Leader -(Technical) Tata Consultancy Services (TCS)    | 08 16 2008 10:09:46 +0000 
i have heard this before
  Commented by  Mallikarjuna Gupta Bhogavalli, Sr. Product Manager, Oracle India Pvt Ltd    | 08 16 2008 07:40:10 +0000 
gud one
  Commented by  Dilraj Singh, RETAILER PROPRITER Ode Collection    | 08 15 2008 08:03:02 +0000 
Good One Dear
  Commented by  Abhishek Tiwari, Network Admin/System Admin, STPL INC.    | 08 01 2008 08:34:10 +0000 
this is v. old
  Commented by  Abhineet Agarwal, Database Architect/Designer STPL Pvt Limited    | 08 01 2008 06:03:25 +0000 
this is very old
  Commented by  Sourav Chatterjee, IT Engineer- CMC Limited-ATata Enterprise    | 07 22 2008 21:57:57 +0000
Rating : +1  
very nice
  Commented by  Dileep Kelappan, Software Developer Amdocs    | 06 22 2008 22:42:36 +0000
Rating : +2  
Good one. :)
  Commented by  Daksha Parekh, Recruitment Executive Conscript HR Advisors    | 06 22 2008 21:41:04 +0000
Rating : +2  
Hi,

Good one.........enjoyed........

Regards,
Daksha.
  Commented by  Dhirendra Reja, Manager-Township H P C L    | 06 22 2008 21:23:09 +0000
Rating : +2  
funny !! monkey should also learn how to fly  plane.
  Commented by  Amit Alok, Team Leader , HCL INFOSYSTEMS LTD    | 06 22 2008 10:54:14 +0000
Rating : +4  
this gives us a lesson 

everyone has his own work . donnt do others jobs.

but its nice story.

PS: sarada, do post same kind of stuff.
  Commented by  sudhir kumar sinha, Founder & CEO, Inovogen    | 06 21 2008 04:47:38 +0000
Rating : +2  
very nice :):)
  Commented by  Bandi Kanna, Head/VP/GM-Corporate Planning/Strategy Almasa Facility Services LLC    | 06 21 2008 03:36:21 +0000
Rating : +2  
I wonder how many have witnessed this in the real life!!!!!!!!!!!
  Commented by  Nipoon Tandon, Process Analyst , Accenture Services    | 06 21 2008 00:36:22 +0000
Rating : +2  
Ha ha ha he he he ... Good stuff to start a fresh weekend..
  Commented by  Kamesh A, Software Developer, DBC    | 06 20 2008 00:20:16 +0000
Rating : +2  
ha... ha.. very nice --kamesh
  Commented by  SHARAT BIRADAR, AVP - CTC HR SOLUTIONS    | 06 19 2008 23:47:23 +0000
Rating : +2  
very beautiful .... good one
  Commented by  veguru vijayakumar babu, Forex Manager Sujana Group Of Companies    | 06 19 2008 22:49:10 +0000
Rating : +2  
very hilarious..
  Commented by  Ashok Datta, Project Manager Army    | 06 19 2008 10:13:01 +0000
Rating : +2  
hehehe good one
  Commented by  Madhusudan Patra, Sr Software Engineer    | 06 19 2008 05:59:21 +0000
Rating : +2  
Absolutely funny....
  Commented by  Vivek Singh, Construction Manager L&T    | 06 19 2008 04:29:10 +0000
Rating : +3  
old wine in new bottle
Rating : +3  
very nice i really liked it
  Commented by  Prasanna Venkatesh, Sr. Engineer, PTC Software India Ltd    | 06 19 2008 01:39:47 +0000
Rating : +2  
Quite funny!! I enjoyed it :-)
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