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Just recieved in my mail....thought to post here after a long time.....Relax and for time pass

We may be too old for re-equipping ourselves, but please pass it on to the aspiring younger generation

National Corruption Institute Of India ( N C I I )

Affiliated To Both Houses Of Indian Parliament

Listed on the World Corruption Index as the World's Best C-School
Invites Applications for 3 Years Undergraduate Bachelors Degree in Corruption. (BDC)

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22 comments on "NATIONAL INSTITIUTE OF CORRUPTION"
  Commented by  R.P.MISRA, Freelancer, NGO    | 11 03 2011 13:54:30 +0000
Corruption in IIT Kanpur


Everybody will be thinking that how and why I am against the administration of I.I.T. Kanpur what I have personal benefits. You are thinking, I say no?  But this is  not true. I wish to clearly state here that I am fully against the corruption as well as Administration till rectification in the entire process and moreover if anybody will be gainer, only & only I will. I am watching the future of our country in the students of I.I.T.K. Although I passed my childhood as well as young hood because I am aged about 60 years.
	I have seen so many circumstances/incidents with my naked I in current passed in my life and became helpless with tears in eyes. The Administration in corruption still gradually day by day and the entire I.I.Tians/ Employee are watching and understand the whole process on deaf and dump.
	In last Eight years, I have seen which I have not seen before? I found scene the fear able faces of either Prof. or students a unforeseen lines of their faces always, which drastically hamper their working style, who is not knowledgeable but backbone of future of our country. The knowledgeable professor/ students/administrator are forcibly set-aside. A person not know the administration rules, conducts etc. simply by a upper division clerk run the entire I.I.T.K. in the shadow of our Hon'ble Director. I became stund and curious to knowing the original picture behind the original facts. The actual facts which was  run  in  a  very  planned  way was simply 'corruption' and hidden the other unparliamently way by our Hon'ble C.P. Singh 'Assistant Registrar' (Legal Cell) of mercy hand of our Hon'ble Director Sri S.G. Dhandhe.
	During the course of investigation I found the misuse of National money/property in Hitlersahi way (andaj) more than 500 crores in past Eight years. Even though they do not hesitate to violate the prescribed process, norms of Administration, for exemplary account one, which is completely under control by Govt. of India. Accounts two and Projects Accounts is not highlighted and in future the bundles of scandals will be opened.
	In this context, I have served a legal notice to Chief Secretary, M.H.R.D. which is annexed herewith, in which the entire stories can easily readout.
	Importantly, I pin down with tear eyes that the brilliant students belongs to middle class family are maximum harass and mentally and financially way to inspire and put the position for suicide in last three years.
	As example, no students come forward and say/speak a word in any way, otherwise and humiliation and hitlersahi is behind the whole career will be spoiled by the Administration.
	A media lab is one of the major projects of I.I.T.K., a senior technician (Telephone) appointed as In-charge Media spoke person/contact person inspite of so much so talents in this fields are available there  but to my  surprise  how and why the qualitative person aforesaid appointed named Sri Ravi Shukla Ji. Here most importantly pointed out the reason behind 'National Money' as flow like water. Student can not meet with media during the course of suicide.
	To my great surprise the Warden's are residing 3 to 5 Km. from the Hostel. It is necessary to highlighted that after suicide by the student I.I.T.K. firstly investigated and assure that they are completely safe and thereafter they reported to police to do the rest formalities.
	Recently a case of suicide was a student, who allegate the whole Administration of I.I.T.K., in this connection a committee form by Administration in their own safeguard.
	The whole aforesaid information is not for entertainment, Gossip or a story, requested to please read it and try to understand the feelings of sufferer. I am awaiting your valuable opinions, suggestions in the interest of IITK.

Encl. Below attached scanned copy of notice which is issued to several authorities related to IIT kanpur and Indian Government.




                                                                                               R. P. Mishra

 
  Commented by  R.P.MISRA, Freelancer, NGO    | 11 03 2011 13:52:48 +0000
Corruption in IIT Kanpur


Everybody will be thinking that how and why I am against the administration of I.I.T. Kanpur what I have personal benefits. You are thinking, I say no?  But this is  not true. I wish to clearly state here that I am fully against the corruption as well as Administration till rectification in the entire process and moreover if anybody will be gainer, only & only I will. I am watching the future of our country in the students of I.I.T.K. Although I passed my childhood as well as young hood because I am aged about 60 years.
	I have seen so many circumstances/incidents with my naked I in current passed in my life and became helpless with tears in eyes. The Administration in corruption still gradually day by day and the entire I.I.Tians/ Employee are watching and understand the whole process on deaf and dump.
	In last Eight years, I have seen which I have not seen before? I found scene the fear able faces of either Prof. or students a unforeseen lines of their faces always, which drastically hamper their working style, who is not knowledgeable but backbone of future of our country. The knowledgeable professor/ students/administrator are forcibly set-aside. A person not know the administration rules, conducts etc. simply by a upper division clerk run the entire I.I.T.K. in the shadow of our Hon'ble Director. I became stund and curious to knowing the original picture behind the original facts. The actual facts which was  run  in  a  very  planned  way was simply 'corruption' and hidden the other unparliamently way by our Hon'ble C.P. Singh 'Assistant Registrar' (Legal Cell) of mercy hand of our Hon'ble Director Sri S.G. Dhandhe.
	During the course of investigation I found the misuse of National money/property in Hitlersahi way (andaj) more than 500 crores in past Eight years. Even though they do not hesitate to violate the prescribed process, norms of Administration, for exemplary account one, which is completely under control by Govt. of India. Accounts two and Projects Accounts is not highlighted and in future the bundles of scandals will be opened.
	In this context, I have served a legal notice to Chief Secretary, M.H.R.D. which is annexed herewith, in which the entire stories can easily readout.
	Importantly, I pin down with tear eyes that the brilliant students belongs to middle class family are maximum harass and mentally and financially way to inspire and put the position for suicide in last three years.
	As example, no students come forward and say/speak a word in any way, otherwise and humiliation and hitlersahi is behind the whole career will be spoiled by the Administration.
	A media lab is one of the major projects of I.I.T.K., a senior technician (Telephone) appointed as In-charge Media spoke person/contact person inspite of so much so talents in this fields are available there  but to my  surprise  how and why the qualitative person aforesaid appointed named Sri Ravi Shukla Ji. Here most importantly pointed out the reason behind 'National Money' as flow like water. Student can not meet with media during the course of suicide.
	To my great surprise the Warden's are residing 3 to 5 Km. from the Hostel. It is necessary to highlighted that after suicide by the student I.I.T.K. firstly investigated and assure that they are completely safe and thereafter they reported to police to do the rest formalities.
	Recently a case of suicide was a student, who allegate the whole Administration of I.I.T.K., in this connection a committee form by Administration in their own safeguard.
	The whole aforesaid information is not for entertainment, Gossip or a story, requested to please read it and try to understand the feelings of sufferer. I am awaiting your valuable opinions, suggestions in the interest of IITK.

Encl. Below attached scanned copy of notice which is issued to several authorities related to IIT kanpur and Indian Government.




                                                                                               R. P. Mishra

 
  Commented by  R.P.MISRA, Freelancer, NGO    | 10 21 2011 03:32:50 +0000
                  Corruption in IIT Kanpur


Everybody will be thinking that how and why I am against the administration of I.I.T. Kanpur what I have personal benefits. You are thinking, I say no?  But this is  not true. I wish to clearly state here that I am fully against the corruption as well as Administration till rectification in the entire process and moreover if anybody will be gainer, only & only I will. I am watching the future of our country in the students of I.I.T.K. Although I passed my childhood as well as young hood because I am aged about 60 years.
	I have seen so many circumstances/incidents with my naked I in current passed in my life and became helpless with tears in eyes. The Administration in corruption still gradually day by day and the entire I.I.Tians/ Employee are watching and understand the whole process on deaf and dump.
	In last Eight years, I have seen which I have not seen before? I found scene the fear able faces of either Prof. or students a unforeseen lines of their faces always, which drastically hamper their working style, who is not knowledgeable but backbone of future of our country. The knowledgeable professor/ students/administrator are forcibly set-aside. A person not know the administration rules, conducts etc. simply by a upper division clerk run the entire I.I.T.K. in the shadow of our Hon'ble Director. I became stund and curious to knowing the original picture behind the original facts. The actual facts which was  run  in  a  very  planned  way was simply 'corruption' and hidden the other unparliamently way by our Hon'ble C.P. Singh 'Assistant Registrar' (Legal Cell) of mercy hand of our Hon'ble Director Sri S.G. Dhandhe.
	During the course of investigation I found the misuse of National money/property in Hitlersahi way (andaj) more than 500 crores in past Eight years. Even though they do not hesitate to violate the prescribed process, norms of Administration, for exemplary account one, which is completely under control by Govt. of India. Accounts two and Projects Accounts is not highlighted and in future the bundles of scandals will be opened.
	In this context, I have served a legal notice to Chief Secretary, M.H.R.D. which is annexed herewith, in which the entire stories can easily readout.
	Importantly, I pin down with tear eyes that the brilliant students belongs to middle class family are maximum harass and mentally and financially way to inspire and put the position for suicide in last three years.
	As example, no students come forward and say/speak a word in any way, otherwise and humiliation and hitlersahi is behind the whole career will be spoiled by the Administration.
	A media lab is one of the major projects of I.I.T.K., a senior technician (Telephone) appointed as In-charge Media spoke person/contact person inspite of so much so talents in this fields are available there  but to my  surprise  how and why the qualitative person aforesaid appointed named Sri Ravi Shukla Ji. Here most importantly pointed out the reason behind 'National Money' as flow like water. Student can not meet with media during the course of suicide.
	To my great surprise the Warden's are residing 3 to 5 Km. from the Hostel. It is necessary to highlighted that after suicide by the student I.I.T.K. firstly investigated and assure that they are completely safe and thereafter they reported to police to do the rest formalities.
	Recently a case of suicide was a student, who allegate the whole Administration of I.I.T.K., in this connection a committee form by Administration in their own safeguard.
	The whole aforesaid information is not for entertainment, Gossip or a story, requested to please read it and try to understand the feelings of sufferer. I am awaiting your valuable opinions, suggestions in the interest of IITK.

Encl. Below attached scanned copy of notice which is issued to several authorities related to IIT kanpur and Indian Government.




R.P.Misra
  Commented by  Guru Vaga, Asst. Manager-MECH, BHORUKA POWER CORPORATION LTD BENGALURU    | 09 20 2011 16:16:28 +0000
Super duper add..elgibility creteria is 7th fail.  is it looks awesome sir?
  Commented by  Ajay__Ziz, , jammu university    | 09 20 2011 07:45:15 +0000
"" hit repellant ."".for making a person anti corruption free ....plz contact the ..
  Commented by  S. Muralidharan, Head, Project Planning/Strategy, Knowledge Foundation    | 09 18 2011 14:57:25 +0000
Yes. I too have received this mail about a week back.  What's not mentioned in this otherwise interesting institute is the eligibility criteria for the students, common entrance exams, etc.  Good one, Manoj.  
  Commented by  Ravindra Sharma, Managing Consultant, CHEF-India    | 09 18 2011 11:38:17 +0000
Honest, Ethical, Hardworking are straightforwardly encouraged to seek asylum or refuge in other lands rather than continuing to complain. -COO NCII
 
Thanks for sharing, Manoj.
  Commented by  VIMALAN, Construction-Construction Management, PARSVNATH DEVELOPERS LTD    | 09 17 2011 15:08:55 +0000
Thanks for your referral
  Commented by  Rathin Deb, Freelance Retail Consultant    | 09 17 2011 08:10:20 +0000
Manoj really great. No words more to describe such great thought process.
  Commented by  ujjval jain, Retail, Retail    | 09 16 2011 14:51:25 +0000
Welcome back Mr Kumar,,,,just excellent...I liked the book and the professor,,,,regarding making a Taj...hope it will help me in making one.......Thanks for this w'ful 'insight'!
  Commented by  Makrand Bhave, Marketing & MICE, WIZCRAFT International    | 09 16 2011 14:36:14 +0000
That is so awesomely drafted!!! Its a RIOT :D

One suggestion, you seem extremely adept at this course my friend!! Just kidding... Simply loved the way you have woven all the corrupt attributes and created a brand out of NCII! Kudos 
  Commented by  SHRIKANT MANOHAR DANKE, Project Manager, Phadnis Infrastructur Ltd    | 09 16 2011 13:19:17 +0000
LOL of the year, Manoj.
Good to see you again. Keep posting.
  Commented by  Mohammad Bakhsh, Project Leader/Managing Consultant, Freelancer    | 09 16 2011 10:47:23 +0000
I am really impressed the way u made the entry with equally impressive syllabus.The MBA in "Corruption" from NCII with faculties as seasoned as one wants to be.The 'C'school has scored over other business schools 
  Commented by  konkan Singha, Head- Talent Acquisition (IT), OptedJobs    | 09 16 2011 10:35:13 +0000
Thanks to both of you for this enlightenment. Srinivas and Manoj... :)
  Commented by  Nitin M Aras, Head/VP/GM-Tech. Support, ODTIN Food Solutions Pvt Ltd    | 09 16 2011 09:26:16 +0000
ohhhh... GOD..... please keep in mind... there would not be theory classes only.... you will take up for practicals also most of the time... quite interactive course... join and enjoy most reputed institute.... taking 100% guarantee for A class placement.... with honesty and transparency.... CHHORI KE DHANDE ME SABHI IMANDAR HOTE HE...LOL!!!  
  Commented by  Srinivas suravajhala, Asst. Manager.    | 09 16 2011 09:00:00 +0000
Sorry Mr.Konkan, its not my post.  Our friend Mr. Manoj shared this post.  Credit goes to Mr. Manoj.
  Commented by  Srinivas suravajhala, Asst. Manager.    | 09 16 2011 08:53:30 +0000
Anna and his supporters are not eligible for the courses being offered by this PRESTIGIOUS  INSTITUTION.
  Commented by  Srinivas suravajhala, Asst. Manager.    | 09 16 2011 08:50:30 +0000
"willingness to learn shall not be the criteria" because everybody would like to join and they may kill the the very purpose of floating this this PRESTIGIOUS INSTITUTION.  Eligibility test should be conducted to screen the non-serious fellows.  Sons and daughters of our beloved elected representatives and other chota mota netas shall have 70% reservation and if not they will given direct admission.
  Commented by  konkan Singha, Head- Talent Acquisition (IT), OptedJobs    | 09 16 2011 08:50:30 +0000
I love it, simply the best Institute India could ever have. Faculties include, Sonia Gandhi(Principal), Mayawati(VP), Lalu(Administration), Kalmadi(Coordinator), Rahul Gandhi Vinci (Public Relation and General Secretary) etc etc 

Srinivas, thanks for sharing this wonderful article... :)
Excellent Post !! Srinivasji ! Eligibility criteria is "willingness to learn"
  Commented by  Srinivas suravajhala, Asst. Manager.    | 09 16 2011 07:07:24 +0000
Wow.  Ahahahahahhah. Beautiful.  Include the eligibility criteria for those who intend to join the course, it adds spice to the entire write up.  Thank you very much for this funny  information.
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