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Navratna

1. War does not determine who is right - only who is left (Bertrand Russell)

2. Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much (Oscar Wilde)

3. When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

4. The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age (Lucille Ball)

5. To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential.

6. The advertisement in the newspaper: Encyclopedia Britannica for sale. No longer needed. Got married last month. My wife knows everything.

7. Never murder a man when he's busy committing suicide (Woodrow Wilson)

8. Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage (Ambrose Bierce)

And one for the road:

9. Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy (Benjamin Franklin)

 

Source: www.funnyquote.blogspot.com

 Top Comment : Richa Dubey   | 09 13 2011 16:46:27 +0000
thanx Murthy Sir for sharing this awesome lines.these lines have too much humor.
 
19 comments on "Nav Ratna"
Thanks, Manoj for the additional Ratnas !!
  Commented by  Manoj Kumar, Sr: Manager - QA, ARCHETYPE GROUP, INDIA    | 09 22 2011 12:21:40 +0000
Nice to see these type of refreshing things in between.... let me add some more

you can't buy Love... but you can pay heavily. 
-Common sense is common, but... the use of common sense is uncommon !!!!

-Promises are like babies, easy to give hard to deliver.

-You need Money to call someone Honey.

-My girlfriend told me, I should be more Affectionate, so i got two Girlfriends
  Commented by  AMISH, Admin/Facilities Manager, VKVC    | 09 22 2011 08:48:12 +0000
I Liked all the ratnas. That is about the global vision...
  Commented by  AMISH, Admin/Facilities Manager, VKVC    | 09 22 2011 08:40:10 +0000
I Liked all the ratnas. That is about the global vision...
  Commented by  Nitin M Aras, Head/VP/GM-Tech. Support, ODTIN Food Solutions Pvt Ltd    | 09 14 2011 07:27:04 +0000
interesting
  Commented by  Abhay Sanghavi, Viram Consultancy    | 09 14 2011 02:28:35 +0000
Thanks Shanti for referel
  Commented by  pragati parihar, MBA/PGDM student, banasthali university,jaipur    | 09 13 2011 18:29:04 +0000
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Nice one and interesting too,thanks for sharing shanti mam.
  Commented by  Isaac Madhavan, IT / Technical Writer, IT major    | 09 13 2011 17:42:04 +0000
Murthy sir, thanx heaps for sharing these points which are indeed "ratnas". 

Point 2 is very true and works! Number 9 is the best though. :D
  Commented by  Richa Dubey, Dietician/Nutritionist, Prodigy healyhcare    | 09 13 2011 16:46:27 +0000
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thanx Murthy Sir for sharing this awesome lines.these lines have too much humor.    
  Commented by  SHRIKANT MANOHAR DANKE, Project Manager, Phadnis Infrastructur Ltd    | 09 13 2011 11:44:35 +0000
Posting is as like the heading. Good One ! Murthy Sir, like your past postings.
Thanks for the referral.
  Commented by  puneet kaushik, Financial Analyst,Operational Manager, NBFC    | 09 13 2011 10:15:58 +0000
thnks shanti for sharing.
  Commented by  Hiren Sheth, Cust. Service Manager, ICICI Bank    | 09 13 2011 08:18:35 +0000
Great Article sir...
Nice very nice...

Thanks Mr. Suryanarayan Murthy & Shanti Roshan for refferal. 
  Commented by  ujjval jain, Retail, Retail    | 09 13 2011 08:16:36 +0000
Well,,,the number six is really quite funny...nice sharing Mr Murthy....Thanks Ms Roshan for the referral...
  Commented by  Srinivas suravajhala, Asst. Manager.    | 09 13 2011 07:37:10 +0000
 "War does not determine who is right - only who is left (Bertrand Russell)- because bullet/sword dont has the ability to weigh.

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age (Lucille Ball)

I love the above lines.  Thank you Murty sir.

  Commented by  Rajeev Sharma, Strategic Analyst, Columnist, Publishing    | 09 13 2011 07:26:13 +0000
Great one sir. I like No. 7 the best.
  Commented by  Vinoy Scaria James, Travel Consultant, Guiders Mission    | 09 13 2011 06:26:50 +0000
5. To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. If it is tongue in cheek humor,great though I do not agree with in principle.

Thanks for the wonderful collection. 
  Commented by  Shanti Roshan, Accounts Manager, Aditya Birla Group    | 09 13 2011 06:12:36 +0000
Rating : +3 
Nice liners for us all to chew on. Thanks for the same Mr. Murthy.
  Commented by  Virag Shah, Confidential    | 09 13 2011 06:01:34 +0000
Sir, i would like to also add as " Maha Ratna". Very nice and beautiful one line sentence but pass message lot of in  just one sentence. 

Thanks Murthy sir sharing.
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