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WANNA SHARE SOME MORE ONE LINERS, ENJOY

1] Prayer is not a "spare wheel" that you pull out when in trouble, but it is a "steering wheel" that directs the right path throughout

2] Do you know why a Car's WINDSHIELD is so large & the Rearview Mirror is so small? Because our PAST is not as important as your FUTURE. Look Ahead and Move on

3] Friendship is like a BOOK. It takes few seconds to burn, but it takes years to write

4] All things in life are temporary. If going well, enjoy it, they will not last forever. If going wrong, don't worry, they can't last long either.

5] Old Friends are Gold! New Friends are Diamond! If you get a Diamond, don't forget the Gold! Because to hold a Diamond, you always need a Base of Gold!

6] Often when we lose hope and think this is the end, GOD smiles from above and says, "Relax, sweetheart, it's just a bend, not the end!

7] When GOD solves your problems, you have faith in HIS abilities; when GOD doesn't solve your problems HE has faith in your abilities.

8] A blind person asked Swami Vivekanand: "Can there be anything worse than losing eye sight?" He replied: "Yes, losing your vision!"

9] When you pray for others, God listens to you and blesses them, and sometimes,when you are safe and happy, remember that someone has prayed for you.

10] WORRYING does not take away tomorrows' TROUBLES, it takes away today's PEACE

 Top Comment : Mohammad Bakhsh   | 11 21 2010 03:39:53 +0000
Kudos to Mr Nitin and Mr Manoj for sharing mind refreshing Insights.Mr Nitin's paragon and Mr Manoj's paradigm are spell bound.Two distinct liners "When you pray for others, God listens to you and blesses them, and sometimes,when you are safe and happy, remember that someone has prayed for you" and "Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else", are "Gems" as both of you turned out.
 
11 comments on "one liners"
  Commented by  Rathin Deb, Resident Manager, Tower Infotech Ltd.    | 11 30 2010 15:06:22 +0000
Thanks Manoj for referral. A nice one. 
  Commented by  NATTERAJA R. ARIKRISHNAN, AREA SALES MANGER, UNIFLEX CABLES LTD    | 11 24 2010 17:54:06 +0000
Thanks Mr.Manoj Kumar for sharing and it is very nice to read.
  Commented by  NATTERAJA R. ARIKRISHNAN, AREA SALES MANGER, UNIFLEX CABLES LTD    | 11 24 2010 17:51:51 +0000
Mr.Nitin Ji, wonderful quotes, I like it to read such a good insight. 
  Commented by  rakeshbhatnagar, GM Projects., wig brothers india pvt.ltd.    | 11 22 2010 08:33:40 +0000
MANOJ THESE ARE VERY GOOD ONES THANKS FOR SHARING WITH US. THIS MAY HELP ALL OF US AS AND WHEN UTALISED.
  Commented by  Wajid.Pathan, B.Tech/B.E., ,Pune,Engineering Professional    | 11 21 2010 08:22:29 +0000
Good one 
  Commented by  Mohammad Bakhsh, Project Leader/Managing Consultant, Freelancer    | 11 21 2010 03:39:53 +0000
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Kudos to Mr Nitin and Mr Manoj for sharing mind refreshing Insights.Mr Nitin's paragon and Mr Manoj's paradigm are spell bound.Two distinct liners "When you pray for others, God listens to you and blesses them, and sometimes,when you are safe and happy, remember that someone has prayed for you" and "Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else", are "Gems" as both of you turned out.
  Commented by  Ajay Hulji, NICMAR Student    | 11 20 2010 17:03:05 +0000
thanks...
  Commented by  Nohar Singh Dhruv, Assistant Engineer, PMGSY    | 11 20 2010 12:56:39 +0000
Nice one liners... Mr. Nitin thanks for sharing ....
  Commented by  Nohar Singh Dhruv, Assistant Engineer, PMGSY    | 11 20 2010 12:56:08 +0000
Thanks for referral Mr. Manoj...
  Commented by  Sharad Gupta, Software Developer, Tripura Technologies, Hyderabad    | 11 20 2010 11:14:25 +0000
thanks
  Commented by  Manoj Kumar, Sr: Manager - QA, ARCHETYPE GROUP, INDIA    | 11 20 2010 10:55:08 +0000
Ha ha ha very good one Nitin,......Let me add some more funny one liners.....In fact I was searching in between the moment I saw this posting....

Practice makes a man perfect... - But nobody's perfect..... . so why practice?
Money is not everything. - There's MasterCard & Visa.
One should love animals. - They are so tasty.
Love thy neighbour. - But don't get caught. 
Behind every successful man, there is a woman - And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
Every man should marry. - After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
The wise never marry - And when they marry they become otherwise.
Success is a relative term. - It brings so many relatives.
Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
Love is photogenic - It needs darkness to develop
"Your future depends on your dreams" - So go to sleep
There should be a better way to start a day - Than waking up every morning
"Hard work never killed anybody" - But why take the risk !
"Work fascinates me" - I can look at it for hours!
Born Free. . . . .Taxed to Death. 
I get enough exercise just pushing my luck!
Sorry, I don't date outside my species. 
Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off NOW! 
First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering. 
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else. 
Never let a man's mind wander, it's too little to be out on it's own!!!! 
My girl and me, we are so perfect, she loves me, and I love myself too... 
I took an IQ test and the results were negative. 
God made relatives; - Thank God we can choose our friends.
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