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        PAKISTANI MATHS QUESTION PAPER

Rules :-
i) Students found copying will be shot on the spot.
ii)Any student coming late after 10 minutes after the exam starts will be forced to join Al Qaida group .
iii)Ak 47 -s and Grenades are not allowed in the exam hall. Students may keep their daggers, Revolvers and pack of anthrax bombs only for self defense.


Maths Exam Time 3 hours. Full Marks 100. All questions are compulsory.

Kindly read all questions before attempting.


1. Abdul was sent to jail for murder .He has 7 wives in his house.
Abdul distributed money to his wives in such a proportion that the youngest
and most recent wife receives maximum and oldest wife gets minimum, and
each wife gets double of her former competitor. Abdul has 1700 Rupaye left
in his  house. Abdul's oldest wife needs atleast 25 rupaye per month.

So Find out the  time when Abdul will have to break Jail to come out and earn money
so that  his wives do not starve.


2. Karim is a Drug seller. Prices per gram of Marijuana, hasis, haroine
and LHD s are 50, 60,70,80 Rupaye respectively. Karim offers a discount
of Rupaye 20 for his buyers who buys more than 50 grams of drug. If Rahim,
a  buyer gets Rupaye 37 discount , find out the grams of LHD he bought.


3. Imran tampers the ball thrice per over. He deforms the ball .02% of
its original shape each time . Find the percentage deformation the ball
due to tampering in a one day series against India in which Imran bowled
9.3 overs.


4. Mohammed has a Company named Al Allah Kidnapping & Murder Private Limited. He has to threat 10 people per day over Telephone. 40% of the
people he threats are cinema stars in Mumbai, 30% are Businessman in Delhi, 20% are Cricket Players in Madras and 10% are shopkeepres in Calcutta .

If ISD charges are rupaye 15, 25, 40, 50 per minute from Mohammed's city Islamabad to Bombay, Delhi,Calcutta and Madras respectively and he gets
a Telephone bill of 10,230 Rupaya in a month

Find out The No of Cinema stars in Mumbai ,threatened in that particular month.


5. A terrorist group has to provide one Ak 47.one AK 49,one Rocket Launcher, 50 Grenades and one pack of RDX to its Ron roots for
training. One AK 47 costs 100$; One Ak 49 costs 150 $ ,A Bazuka rocket Launcher costs 250 $, grenade is 3 $ each, a pack of Rdx Bomb attached with remote Control is 500$. The terrorist group admits 2000 new people every year out of which 30% are court-martialed.

Find the amt of Foreign Money Pakistan Govt has to provide each year to run such a group.


6. If stabilty of democratic Govt. in pakistan is given by the following equation X exp3 +X exp2 -16 = i, where the notations have their usual
meaning.

So find out x.

7. Probaliblity of a Pakistani prime minister to be shot is 78 %. Probabilty of a Military general to be shot is 80% . Find the joint
probability of a Prime minister to be shot who is also a Military general.

8) Find out geometrically the area of Paktunistaan using PI Theorem with Osama BIn Ladens Correction (That is taking the value of PI = 786
instead of 3.14....), if Pakistaan is taken as a heptagon.


9) A 'GHAURI' missile tries to fly from Drass to Kargil which is not too far from Drass (say 100 miles) and is exactly to the East of Drass.

The wind is blowing from the South and the speed of the wind is exactly equal to  the speed of the airplane. (The speed of the airplane is measured
with respect to the air! The pilot decides to steer straight to Kargil all the time during the flight.

Find out that will the airplane ever reach Kargil ?

What if the speed of the wind is k times the speed of the airplane, where k is a positive number (can be greater or less than 1)? Try to sketch the
trajectory of the airplane (with respect to the ground, of course)


10) Briefly discuss the Unsolved problem of "Bisection of a Triangle" with a Compass and an unmarked ruler if the triangle is named as
KASHMIR.

 Top Comment : Vinayarajan KV   | 12 17 2008 08:00:32 +0000
good, we need understand every pakistani is not against India there are some elements whcih for their sake and for the benefit of elements who influence them do lot of things whcih disturbes the peace in the subcontinent. We need to think in the right direction to find a permenant solution by way of educating the international community the terror rocketoperating out of paksitan and thus creating intrnational pressure on pakistan to wipe out terror training campus out of their soil. This should taken up on continual basis till we find a solution for this menance. Not only when we are affected.
 
16 comments on "Pakistan Maths Question Paper"
  Commented by  Reni sebastian, building inspector and public works overseer Gr I, Govt keralam    | 03 07 2010 15:49:51 +0000
funny..very good
  Commented by  Ajay Ziz, Dy. Registrar, university of jammu    | 04 11 2009 08:22:05 +0000
Rating : +1 
pakistan's lovely foreign policy:
use boyfriend taliban to do emotional attayachar on girlfriend india
  Commented by  Devi Kaladeen, Audit Manager, Health Sector Development Unit    | 04 11 2009 05:21:38 +0000
Rating : +1 
This definitely seems to be a seriious joke. Any Pakistani on this site may be offended.
Rating : +1 
Thanx Rahul to make many smile... but why only Pakistan? If you have a maths paper on India chances are you might end up making people laugh. What do you think? Who knows you might be the next education minister.
  Commented by  Vivek Singh, Construction Manager L&T    | 04 11 2009 04:37:42 +0000
Rating : +1 
It was not only against Pakistan. Few names of organisations are not well chosen. Do not do it again. It may be sensitive.
  Commented by  jairaj shyam prasad, Production Manager, BOSCH Ltd    | 04 10 2009 14:27:39 +0000
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humerous,but similar things may be taught in that country also regarding our politicians too!! thanks for making me to laugh for a while.
  Commented by  manish, Information Systems(MIS)-Manager, FACHSOFT    | 04 09 2009 12:53:47 +0000
Rating : +1 
good said ... but it's really creative Maths paper with full of drama... 
  Commented by  !manpreet $ingh, Student, Kathuria Group of Information Tech.    | 04 09 2009 08:56:37 +0000
 : )    : ) 
  Commented by  Bhushan Patil, Project Lead, Birlasoft Limited    | 04 09 2009 07:35:27 +0000
Rating : +1 
A Joke on MATHS paper, good one. Just loved it but bringing Pakistan into picture, bad one. 

Why joke around with other countries ? Its better not to talk bad about other. Watch out yourself before one opens his/her own mouth.

Sorry couldn't take people making fun of other countries. And as Darpan said "lets keep this to joke only :)"
  Commented by  veguru vijayakumar babu, Head/VP/GM-Finance/Audit, Sujana Group Of Companies    | 12 22 2008 08:00:06 +0000
Rating : +1 
Humorous, but undertones are telling. A country pampered by foreign economic and military aid, ruled actually by army and intelligency agency with a total disconnect with civilians, not heeding to sane advices of the International community ... It is sad to have such a neighbour.
  Commented by  Anurag Mitra, Product Marketing Manager (Asia Pacific)    | 12 21 2008 15:52:11 +0000
Rating : +1 
Its a good example of "Black Humour"
  Commented by  R.SANJAY GREGORY WILLIAMS, Manager HR, Rhytha    | 12 19 2008 06:22:34 +0000
Rating : +1 
very true Pakistan + terroristan 
  Commented by  varsha ., Technical manger(QMS)    | 12 17 2008 16:19:54 +0000
Rating : +1 
yes mr vinayak u r absolutly right pakistan is not the problem but actually problem persist inthe way they are envolved in act of terrorism,instead of reacting on this they keep revolving issues of kashmir specially in case of india" s matter.
  Commented by  Darpan Sinha, Solution Architect, Fujitsu Consulting India Pvt Ltd    | 12 17 2008 08:16:19 +0000
Rating : +2 
LOL..... good joke...lets keep this to joke only :)
  Commented by  Vinayarajan KV, Head/VP/GM-Sales Tech    | 12 17 2008 08:00:32 +0000
Rating : +1 
good, we need understand every pakistani is not against India there are some elements whcih for their sake and for the benefit of elements who influence them do lot of things whcih disturbes the peace in the subcontinent. We need to think in the right direction to find a permenant solution by way of educating the international community the terror rocketoperating out of paksitan and thus creating intrnational pressure on pakistan to wipe out terror training campus out of their soil. This should taken up on continual basis till we find a solution for this menance. Not only when we are affected.
  Commented by  Suhas Goel, Head/VP/GM-PR/Corp. Communication, Media Sketchers    | 12 16 2008 14:02:19 +0000
Rating : +1 
Funny & difficult
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