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1. Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?
 
2. Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand?
 
3. If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know?
 
4. If Webster wrote the first dictionary, where did he find the words?
 
5. Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?
 
6. Why does "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing?
 
7. Why does "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing?
 
8. Why do "tug" boats push their barges?
 
9. Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game" when we are already there?
 
10. Why are they called "stands" when they are made for sitting?
 
11. Why is it called "after dark" when it really is "after light"?
 
12. Doesn't "expecting the unexpected" make the unexpected expected?
 
13. Why are a "wise man" and "wise guy" opposites?
 
14. Why do "overlook" and "oversee" mean opposite things?
 
15. Why is "phonics" not spelled the way it sounds?
 
16. If work is so terrific, why do they have to pay you to do it?
 
17. If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
 
18. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
 
19. If you are cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?
 
20. Why is bra singular and panties plural?
 
21. Why do you press harder on the buttons of a remote control when you know the batteries are dead?
 
22. Why do we put suits in garment bags and garments in a suitcase?
 
23. How come abbreviated is such a long word?
 
24. Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?
 
25. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
 
26. Why do they call it a TV set when you only have one?
 
1. Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?
 
2. Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand?
 
3. If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know?
 
4. If Webster wrote the first dictionary, where did he find the words?
 
5. Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?
 
6. Why does "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing?
 
7. Why does "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing?
 
8. Why do "tug" boats push their barges?
 
9. Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game" when we are already there?
 
10. Why are they called "stands" when they are made for sitting?
 
11. Why is it called "after dark" when it really is "after light"?
 
12. Doesn't "expecting the unexpected" make the unexpected expected?
 
13. Why are a "wise man" and "wise guy" opposites?
 
14. Why do "overlook" and "oversee" mean opposite things?
 
15. Why is "phonics" not spelled the way it sounds?
 
16. If work is so terrific, why do they have to pay you to do it?
 
17. If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
 
18. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
 
19. If you are cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?
 
20. Why is bra singular and panties plural?
 
21. Why do you press harder on the buttons of a remote control when you know the batteries are dead?
 
22. Why do we put suits in garment bags and garments in a suitcase?
 
23. How come abbreviated is such a long word?
 
24. Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?
 
25. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
 
26. Why do they call it a TV set when you only have one?
 
27. Christmas - What other time of the year do you sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of your socks?
1. Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?
 
2. Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand?
 
3. If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know?
 
4. If Webster wrote the first dictionary, where did he find the words?
 
5. Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?
 
6. Why does "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing?
 
7. Why does "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing?
 
8. Why do "tug" boats push their barges?
 
9. Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game" when we are already there?
 
10. Why are they called "stands" when they are made for sitting?
 
11. Why is it called "after dark" when it really is "after light"?
 
12. Doesn't "expecting the unexpected" make the unexpected expected?
 
13. Why are a "wise man" and "wise guy" opposites?
 
14. Why do "overlook" and "oversee" mean opposite things?
 
15. Why is "phonics" not spelled the way it sounds?
 
16. If work is so terrific, why do they have to pay you to do it?
 
17. If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
 
18. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
 
19. If you are cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?
 
20. Why is bra singular and panties plural?
 
21. Why do you press harder on the buttons of a remote control when you know the batteries are dead?
 
22. Why do we put suits in garment bags and garments in a suitcase?
 
23. How come abbreviated is such a long word?
 
24. Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?
 
25. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
 
26. Why do they call it a TV set when you only have one?
 
27. Christmas - What other time of the year do you sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of your socks?
 Top Comment : Paresh.Khanchandani    | 03 31 2010 07:34:57 +0000
1. Is it good if a vacuum really sucks? 2. Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand? 3. If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know? 4. If Webster wrote the first dictionary, where did he find the words? 5. Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack? 6. Why does "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing? 7. Why does "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing? 8. Why do "tug" boats push their barges? 9. Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game" when we are already there? 10. Why are they called "stands" when they are made for sitting? 11. Why is it called "after dark" when it really is "after light"? 12. Doesn't "expecting the unexpected" make the unexpected expected? 13. Why are a "wise man" and "wise guy" opposites? 14. Why do "overlook" and "oversee" mean opposite things? 15. Why is "phonics" not spelled the way it sounds? 16. If work is so terrific, why do they have to pay you to do it? 17. If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting? 18. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? 19. If you are cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right? 20. Why is bra singular and panties plural? 21. Why do you press harder on the buttons of a remote control when you know the batteries are dead? 22. Why do we put suits in garment bags and garments in a suitcase? 23. How come abbreviated is such a long word? 24. Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them? 25. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? 26. Why do they call it a TV set when you only have one? 27. Christmas - What other time of the year do you sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of your socks?
 
13 comments on "Questions you can Never Answer"
simply superb 
  Commented by  malladi madhukumar, AGM -MKTG, Andhra Cements Ltd    | 04 13 2010 02:59:57 +0000
 Mr.Paresh  Great work. Humourous
  Commented by  varsha, Head/VP/GM-Quality, frac    | 04 01 2010 18:04:48 +0000
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well Paresh.. sometime no answer is also an answer.....
enjoy
  Commented by  Ajay Ziz, Deputy Registrar, University of Jammu    | 04 01 2010 09:10:46 +0000
dictionary :: a to z ...........just mere sound interpretation ..
sounds don't exist in vaccum..
vaccum ...sounds ..words ...sounds ...vaccum
  Commented by  Dhesihan S, HR Executive, JUSTINTIME    | 04 01 2010 07:43:14 +0000
Rating : +1 
how to answer if the answer is a question?
  Commented by  Nitin M Aras, Head/VP/GM-Tech. Support, Wintech Taparia Limited    | 04 01 2010 06:25:00 +0000
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Paresh ... you are a bunch of good collections...

All the queastions are having answers. .. but in a form of quastion again ... so let me know how we can solve this puzzles inside the puzzle.
  Commented by  Vivek Singh, Project Manager, L&T    | 04 01 2010 03:53:31 +0000
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I have some answers not all..
1. Yes
2.It is actually the second hand not third
3.Dictionary.com
4.His personal note book
5.These are 2 questions. Please be precise.
6.The user wants to mean the same.
7.Both can't move. One due to excess bulk and another due to weakness.
10.But the stands keep standing
12.Yes
14.'Looking' is superficial
15.Designed to be different
16.Agree
17.In dark
18.That is what actually makes you blind
19.If I can read other words then I can read 'all right' also.
20.Bra is female of shirt and panties is female of pants
21.Who does it? So fool of them.
22.Because suit is also a garment
23.It has not been abbreviated.
24.Ahem..not always
27.Ho..Ho..Ho..
  Commented by  Azhar Kazmi, Professor, King Fahd University of Petroleum & Minerals    | 03 31 2010 22:45:05 +0000
Rating : +1 
Can a person who is sleeping answer the question: are you sleeping?
  Commented by  akshaya bhatia, Program Manager, fsl    | 03 31 2010 15:30:26 +0000
Good Questions. Questions are always right. Some questions are straightforward and easy to answer. Some questions are complex and may require some witty answers. Some questions have more than one answer. You can always answer any question albeit answers to some questions may not be correct. 
  Commented by  Kashif Billal, Design Manager, Fashion Designer    | 03 31 2010 13:56:04 +0000
Mind Boggling Collection of Reasonable Questions Paresh!!!
Hats off!!!
  Commented by  Deepti Kulkarni, HR Consultant, Trainer, Coordinator @AKSPL    | 03 31 2010 13:29:48 +0000
Rating : +1 
What Happens When You Don't Have All the Answers?
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28. Why is it that, when we know we cannot Answer, we still keep on reading the Questions.....  :-D
Good One!!
  Commented by  Paresh.Khanchandani, Process Manager, E-Procurement Technologies Limited    | 03 31 2010 07:34:57 +0000
Rating : +2 

1. Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?
 
2. Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand?
 
3. If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know?
 
4. If Webster wrote the first dictionary, where did he find the words?
 
5. Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?
 
6. Why does "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing?
 
7. Why does "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing?
 
8. Why do "tug" boats push their barges?
 
9. Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game" when we are already there?
 
10. Why are they called "stands" when they are made for sitting?
 
11. Why is it called "after dark" when it really is "after light"?
 
12. Doesn't "expecting the unexpected" make the unexpected expected?
 
13. Why are a "wise man" and "wise guy" opposites?
 
14. Why do "overlook" and "oversee" mean opposite things?
 
15. Why is "phonics" not spelled the way it sounds?
 
16. If work is so terrific, why do they have to pay you to do it?
 
17. If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
 
18. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
 
19. If you are cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?
 
20. Why is bra singular and panties plural?
 
21. Why do you press harder on the buttons of a remote control when you know the batteries are dead?
 
22. Why do we put suits in garment bags and garments in a suitcase?
 
23. How come abbreviated is such a long word?
 
24. Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?
 
25. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
 
26. Why do they call it a TV set when you only have one?
 
27. Christmas - What other time of the year do you sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of your socks?
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