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Relatives - & their perceptions by SHRIKANT MANOHAR DANKE, Consultant, Project Management Consultancy Firm

Relatives - & their perceptions

By : SHRIKANT MANOHAR DANKE, Consultant, Project Management Consultancy Firm
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Relatives- and their perceptions


Relation


In India


Outside India


Mother-in-law


A woman capable of making your life miserable.


A woman you never fight with, because where else you will find such a dedicated baby sitter for free ?


Husband


A boring human species, who listens more to his mother than you, and orders you around to serve him, his parents and siblings.


Still boring, but now a useful human species that comes in handy when the house needs to be vacuumed.


Friend


A person whose house you can drop into any time of the day or night and you'll always be welcome.


A person whom you have to call first to check and make sure he is not busy.


Wife


A woman who gives you your underwear and towel when you go to take a shower.


A woman who yells at you not to leave tub dirty when you go to take bath.


Son


A teenager, who without asking will carry your grocery bags from the market.


A teenager, who suddenly remembers he has lot of homework when you start mowing the lawn.


Daughter


A lovely doll, who brings tears to your eyes during her marriage.


A lovely doll, who brings you to tears long before her marriage.


Father


A person you are afraid of, and who is never to be disobeyed .


A person to whom you pretend to obey, after all he is the one paying your college tuition.


Indian Engineer


A person with a respectable job and earning lots.


A person without a secure job, who always dreams one day he will be rich.


Doctor


A respectable person with OK income.


A money making machine, who has a money spending machine at home called 'doctor's wife'.


Bhangra


A vigorous Punjabi festival dance.


A dance you do, when you don't know how to dance.


Software Engineer


A high-tech guy, always speaks in American accent, always anxious to queue in the consulate visa line.


The same hi-tech guy, who does Ganapati Puja everyday, and says 'This is my last year in the US (or whenever)'every year.


A Green Card holder bachelor


the guy can't speak Hindi, parents of good looking girls are dying to hook him, wears jacket in summer, says he has a BMW back there.


the guy can't speak proper English, wears jacket all the time, works in a Candy store at Manhattan, dreams of owning a BMW

 

 Top Comment : Suryanarayan Murthy   | 05 24 2011 13:09:04 +0000
Dear sir, an excellent one... clear cut.. opinions shared by everybody but unwilling to express.. like " you know them all and never wanted to admit" Great contribution to Toostep. By the way do you know what toostep means "if somebody is talking behind your back, remember, you are already teo steps ahead" Thank You for the posting...
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  Commented by  Rohit Thakur, Sr. MEP QA/QC Engineer, QA/QC INCHARGE, CONSTRUCTION SPECIALIST-MEP    | 05 24 2011 17:29:50 +0000 
thank mr. danke for sharing!nice one..
  Commented by  Raju V P, Head of Finance Information Systems, an International Bank    | 05 24 2011 17:24:44 +0000 
Folks, have you observed that the two sides are becoming one, oflate?  There is not much difference - what with both the partners (in life) working.
  Commented by  sudhakar, Head Markering, codezene (P) ltd    | 05 24 2011 15:55:20 +0000 
thanks for sharing . Really nice one
  Commented by  S. Muralidharan, Head, Project Planning/Strategy, Knowledge Foundation    | 05 24 2011 14:27:31 +0000 
Is there anything for NRIs (they are the fused (confused) lot!)?  Thanks Mr. Shrikant for posting this information.  Nice one!
  Commented by  SHRIKANT MANOHAR DANKE, Consultant, Project Management Consultancy Firm    | 05 24 2011 13:18:05 +0000 
Certainly, Sir we all are ahead too/two steps than other.
Thanks for your valuable comment!
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Dear sir, an excellent one... clear cut.. opinions shared by everybody but unwilling to express.. like " you know them all and never wanted to admit" Great contribution to Toostep. By the way do you know what toostep means "if somebody is talking behind your back, remember, you are already teo steps ahead" Thank You for the posting...
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