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last activity : 04 28 2012 04:55:08 +0000
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CORRUPTION INSTITUTE OF INDIA (CII)
(World's best C- School on the World Corruption Index invites applications for three years "Bachelor of Science in Corruption" (BSc) Degree)
Our comprehensive syllabus includes (but is not restricted to):-
1. Financial Theory & Application - Includes subjects like FUND FLOWS THROUGH HAWALA, MANAGING DONOR SENTIMENT (increasing donations voluntarily), Popular Bribe, Kickback and Scam concepts, Regular sources of income like ATMs, and much more.
2. Public Relations & Media Management - Includes aspects like SPOKESMANOLOGY (art of always being misquoted by media), Election Booth Capturing, and NEW; Countering Sting Operations (including vedeo footage manipulation.
3. Law & Order Module - Bringing Local Police under control, Latest trends in SUPARI opertaions, Superfast Bails, Rights in Jail. NEW - Contesting elections from jail.
4. Advanced Riotology - Friendly petrol tankers, Partnering with Liqour Vendors for gains, Management of Mandir / Masjid destruction squads, Case studies on train & bus burning (including introduction to new age methods of instantaneous combustion).
From our world class faculty - Research Papers & Case Studies
1. "2G SPECTRUM - A NON TELECOMMUNICATION PERSPECTIVE".
2. "MEDALS IN CORRUPTION - LESSONS FROM SPORTS".
3. "APPLICATION OF CORRUPTION TO NON HUMAN SPECIES - BOVINES".
4. "THE MACRO PICTURE - THINKING BEYOND ART & SCULPTERS".
5. "THE NEW PARADIGM - YOGA, KARMA & DHARMA FOR GAINS".
PRACTICAL ON THE JOB TRAINING - AND FAR MORE !!!!!

- Create a confidential Career Profile and Resume/C.V. online
- Get advice for planning their career and for marketing of experience and skills
- Maximize awareness of and access to the best career opportunities
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it would be in our national interest to work with a peaceful neighbourhood. seen as neighbour we need to think one way. seen as a belligerent neighbour the scene changes somewhat. seen as an adversary the window opens to whole new set of options.... |
nice and exhaustive article sharmaji. presence in gwadar also enhances the capability of other sino assets operating in the indian ocean region - a fact already brought out in your article. the strategic implications would surely be global and will in... |
thanks sharma sir, as always a well thought out and well expressed analysis. one doesn't go for a military option without clarity of the end state. unless we can define what we plan to achieve by an armed response, we may find ourselves floundering.... |