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By : Brigadier (Retd) Sunil Chadha,, Retd
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CORRUPTION INSTITUTE OF INDIA (CII)

(World's best C- School on the World Corruption Index invites applications for three years "Bachelor of Science in Corruption" (BSc) Degree)

Our comprehensive syllabus includes (but is not restricted to):-

1. Financial Theory & Application - Includes subjects like FUND FLOWS THROUGH HAWALA, MANAGING DONOR SENTIMENT (increasing donations voluntarily), Popular Bribe, Kickback and Scam concepts, Regular sources of income like ATMs, and much more.

2. Public Relations & Media Management - Includes aspects like SPOKESMANOLOGY (art of always being misquoted by media), Election Booth Capturing, and NEW; Countering Sting Operations (including vedeo footage manipulation.

3. Law & Order Module - Bringing Local Police under control, Latest trends in SUPARI opertaions, Superfast Bails, Rights in Jail. NEW - Contesting elections from jail.

4. Advanced Riotology - Friendly petrol tankers, Partnering with Liqour Vendors for gains, Management of Mandir / Masjid destruction squads, Case studies on train & bus burning (including introduction to new age methods of instantaneous combustion).

From our world class faculty - Research Papers & Case Studies

1. "2G SPECTRUM - A NON TELECOMMUNICATION PERSPECTIVE".

2. "MEDALS IN CORRUPTION - LESSONS FROM SPORTS".

3. "APPLICATION OF CORRUPTION TO NON HUMAN SPECIES - BOVINES".

4. "THE MACRO PICTURE - THINKING BEYOND ART & SCULPTERS".

5. "THE NEW PARADIGM - YOGA, KARMA & DHARMA FOR GAINS".

PRACTICAL ON THE JOB TRAINING - AND FAR MORE !!!!!

 

 

 Top Comment : Suryanarayan Murthy   | 04 26 2012 13:47:30 +0000
Brigadier Ji, Please give me admission on "Too Step Reservation" account. Not able to survive with age old traditions and values !! I will borrow and pay donation, if there is any. Hope you will teach me enough to repay my debts and make good money to contest as a Rajya Sabha MP !!
 
4 comments on "RESULT ORIENTED PROFESSIONAL COURSES - "SERIOUS" HUMOUR"
  Commented by  Srinivas suravajhala, Asst. Manager.    | 04 28 2012 04:55:08 +0000
Wow.  Good course, we are  non-eligibles I believe.  We need to fight for reservation. These courses are most sought these days.  Dr.Raja, Prof. Madhukoda, Prof. Jagan, Dr.Suresh Kalmadi are among the celebrated and renowned  faculty as I know. Lolz. Thank you Brigadier sir for this humorous posting.
  Commented by  Ravindra Sharma, Managing Consultant, CHEF-India    | 04 27 2012 05:10:38 +0000
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Am curious to know the names of Founding fathers, past and present chancellors and of course the celebrated faculty. 
As for students almost entire nation appears enlisted for varied courses of shortest duration to attaining masters or doctoral. There are many in lead with several thesis.
  Commented by  Brigadier (Retd) Sunil Chadha,, Retd    | 04 26 2012 14:29:26 +0000
OMG !!! to have been seen as part of the management !!! i guess i deserved it anyway. LOL. thx anyway Murthy sir. i wish this course could also quantify the sound sleep you and i get. 
  Commented by  Suryanarayan Murthy, Asst Vice President (Corporate Finance), A Hydro Power Project    | 04 26 2012 13:47:30 +0000
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Brigadier Ji, Please give me admission on "Too Step Reservation" account. Not able to survive with age old traditions and values !! I will borrow and pay donation, if there is any. Hope you will teach me enough to repay my debts and make good money to contest as a Rajya Sabha MP !!
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