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Every one might have read some news about the movie Robot and about its hero our own Rajani....So you know about who is real Rajani....Read below......

I know that this is an insight which is not suitable for a professional forum like Toostep and not supposed to post it…..Hence I am saying sorry to all friends, but I could’nt control to imagine the smile on your face after reading this…….

Don’t be angry on me my friends especially die hard fans of him from Tamilnadu…..This is just for time pass…..

KNOW ABOUT THE REAL RAJANI…. (Excerpts from News paper)

A real incident: Once the traffic in Chennai city was blocked for Chief minister’s convoy of vehicles to go by. Rajani was also on traffic and he patiently just get down from the car and sat on the bonnet lighting a cigarette…The chaos was so much that the police personnel kept CM to wait and let Rajani to go.

His film 'Muthu' was all the rage in Japan and 'Chandramukhi' reportedly became a cult hit in Germany. Slate, the US-based online magazine known for its incisive commentary on global culture, has just discovered that of all Asian actors, only Jackie Chan is paid more than the "balding, middle-aged man with a paunch ... sporting the kind of moustache that went out of style in 1986".

 And now some unknown facts about to know who is Rajanikanth....here are the facts

Rajanikanth makes onions cry

Rajanikanth can delete the Recycle Bin.

Ghosts are actually caused by Rajanikanth killing people faster than Death can process them.

Rajanikanth can build a snowman..... out of rain.

Rajanikanth can strangle you with a cordless phone.

Rajanikanth can drown a fish.

When Rajanikanth enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on,......... .... he turns the dark off.

When Rajanikanth looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Rajanikanth and Rajanikanth.

Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards, Rajanikanth can throw Brett Favre even further.

The last digit of pi is Rajanikanth. He is the end of all things.

Rajanikanth does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.

Bullets dodge Rajanikanth.

A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Rajanikanth and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

Rajanikanth' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fools Rajanikanth.

If you spell Rajanikanth wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Rajanikanth?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."

Rajanikanth can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

Once a cobra bit Rajanikanth' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.

When Rajanikanth gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.

Rajanikanth can kill two stones with one bird.

Rajanikanth was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.

Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Rajanikanth can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants.

There is no such thing as global warming. Rajanikanth was cold, so he turned the sun up.

Rajanikanth can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

Rajanikanth has a deep and abiding respect for human life… unless it gets in his way.

It takes Rajanikanth 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

Rajanikanth once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Rajanikanth could use to kill you, including the room itself.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Rajanikanth.

Rajanikanth destroyed the periodic table, because Rajanikanth only recognizes the element of surprise.

Rajanikanth got his drivers license at the age of 16 Seconds.

With the rising cost of gasoline, Rajanikanth is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.

The square root of Rajanikanth is pain. Do not try to square Rajanikanth, the result is death.

When you say "no one's perfect", Rajanikanth takes this as a personal insult

 Top Comment : Ajay Ziz   | 10 04 2010 07:16:38 +0000
well 1st day 1st show i did for robot ...my superstaara rajnikaant..
 
15 comments on "YOU KNOW ABOUT RAJANIKANTH THE HERO OF THE MOVIE ROBOT / ENTHIRAN"
  Commented by  Cyril, Sr. Engineer Business Excellence    | 10 05 2010 12:11:15 +0000
google got anoyed to find 

gmail@ rajanikanth .com 
  Commented by  Rathin Deb, Resident Manager, Tower Infotech Ltd.    | 10 05 2010 06:32:31 +0000
A good one.
  Commented by  Manoj Kumar, Sr: Manager - QA, ARCHETYPE GROUP, INDIA    | 10 05 2010 04:17:16 +0000
Thanks dear friends...and I know so may other jokes are there..and even I have more...
It was nice to hear new ones from Shrikant and Nitinji..

And Baksh Saab, a nice finding...cute observation....

This is for Nohar....You yourself written about your question...It is all about entertainment of 2 or 3 hours within the stressful life...

Thanks again friends
  Commented by  NATTERAJA R. ARIKRISHNAN, AREA SALES MANGER, UNIFLEX CABLES LTD    | 10 04 2010 16:50:03 +0000
Nice one... enjoyed the funny things..Thanks for sharing Mr.Manoj Kumar.
 
  Commented by  Nohar Singh Dhruv, Assistant Engineer, PMGSY    | 10 04 2010 16:26:52 +0000
Thanks for referral Mr. Manoj...
Very true finding about The Superstar Rajanikanth...His movie's are beyond limits... No one can imagine what rajni will going to do... Every thing is fine.His acting,dram, action etc, but how people accept some his illogical moves which is totally impractical... Mujhe ye samjh me nahi nahi aata ke wo hume fool bana raha hai ya ke hum hi fool hai jo use aisa karte huye dekhate hai.... But I must say he is really big entertainer...!!
  Commented by  Amit Kumar, MBA/PGDM student, Badruka College Post Graduate Centre, Hyderabad    | 10 04 2010 14:42:07 +0000
I really have to say that RAJNI is the realy super star of india... i thik no other hero can ever surpass his demi god image, not in the near future....
  Commented by  Nitin M Aras, XYZ    | 10 04 2010 14:26:40 +0000
Newton felt guilt when he saw a movie of Rajnikanth.... all fundamental of gravity lost inthat movie.....rajnikanth thrown the knife to a bullet.... bullet splited in two bullets and hit the two enemy standing at right and left side of our hero and knife killed the front enemy.... Newton came out from Star theater and started taking out his remaining hair... Ha Ha Haaaa...
Good one Manoj... sometime we should smile on nonsense things and play like a kid... don't hesitate while posting such funny things...
  Commented by  Santosh A. Jadhav, Executive - Business Development, Titan Aeration    | 10 04 2010 11:34:52 +0000
very truee...funny ...but true too...

he is the best no one in this bollywood can be even named to be compares with him....

hats off for this entertainment King ...

 
  Commented by  Dr Ali Ahmad, Medical Superintendent/Director, Surbhi Hospital    | 10 04 2010 10:30:38 +0000
Nice
  Commented by  Mohammad Bakhsh, Project Leader/Managing Consultant, Freelancer    | 10 04 2010 10:29:43 +0000
 Thanks,Mr Manoj,Rajnikanth performs 106 per cent which equals numerical value of his name."Rajni ka anth" or "Rani kanth" gradually or surely reached the "zenith" of his career.Rajnikanth or Rajnigandha  the white flowers are responsible for his versatile career and super star status.
  Commented by  Kriti Das, HR Manager, ANZ Information Technology    | 10 04 2010 08:54:54 +0000
haa...very true & really good one:) Keep writing Manoj Ji...
  Commented by  SHRIKANT MANOHAR DANKE, Consultant, Project Management Consultancy Firm    | 10 04 2010 07:53:52 +0000
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Nothing is possible for Rajnikant.
I want to share one joke.
Cricket match is going on between India & Australia & India need 23 runs in 1 ball & Rajnikant is the last man who is on strike. Johnson delivers the ball then Rajni hits the ball sky high & shot was so powerful that one ball spilts into 4 balls & all 4 balls crosses the boundary ropes at 4 different places .
Thus India got 4 sixes at 1 ball & ultimately win on last ball.
So nothing is impossible for Rajnikant, the superstar of Tollywood.
  Commented by  V B Sree Krishna Dutta, PG Diploma student, All India Management Assciation    | 10 04 2010 07:45:24 +0000
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Thts for a break... LoL... thank you..
  Commented by  Ajay 'D' israeli, Dy. Registrar,, University of Jammu    | 10 04 2010 07:16:38 +0000
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well 1st day 1st show i did for robot ...my superstaara  rajnikaant..
  Commented by  ujjval jain, Retail, Retail    | 10 04 2010 06:46:44 +0000
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:)
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