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All you sales guys no offence..Found this one quite smart.....LOL!

So, a company sends three sales people and three engineers to a conference in a neighboring town. The travel by train. As they go through the station, the sales people go to the counter and buy 3 tickets. The engineers buy one.

Sales: "Hey guys,aren't you two going to get tickets?" Eng: "No." Sales: "Why not?" Eng: "You'll see."

So they get on the train, and the engineers immediatelly all crowd into the tiny bathroom. Pretty soon the conductor comes through, and knocks on the door; "Ticket, please". A hand shoves a ticket out the door.

The sales folks are impressed.

On the way back, the sales people buy 1 ticket, and the engineeers buy none. Sales: "Aren't you guys getting ANY tickets?" Eng: "No." Sales: "Why not?" Eng: "You'll see."

They all get on the train, and the sales guys crowd into the tiny bathroom.

Pretty soon one of the engineers walks over, knocks on the door and says "Ticket please". ;)


                                          
Joke: Prime numbers
 
5 comments on "Sales vs Engineer (LOL)"
  Commented by  Charles davison, Project Manager, Douglas OHI LLc oman    | 09 04 2009 12:05:38 +0000
Nice one I enjoyed it
  Commented by  Shailena Varma, Logistics Manager, Target    | 09 02 2009 12:15:18 +0000
Kanikaji, this joke seems to be incomplete. But I've read this earlier. Its really very funny...:)
  Commented by  SB DIKSHIT, STATE QUALITY MONITOR, U.P.R.R.D.A    | 09 02 2009 10:47:25 +0000
still incomplete ,just read ful u may understand,comments are quite correct,what after ticket pl.a hand of person in bath came out and handed over the ticket to engr. unknowingly,after that tte came and caught all sales without ticket -----
u can read it only a week back by madam devi kaladeen,then again tell me and ask for excuse what have u written ,which was not required.
  Commented by  Kanikaa Dutta, Marketing, Hindustan Unilever    | 09 02 2009 10:23:51 +0000
Mr Dikshit, with all due respect to you, you are on Sales Cult and this joke has never appeared on this site before. It may be an old one for you but for a lot of newbies on Sales Cult this is the first time. Bindaas Bol on Sales Cult is the lighter side of sales and marketing that most sales people relate to. A platform to get their quirky self out...where they can speak their mind openly without having to hear any such critical unnecessary comments...  
  Commented by  SB DIKSHIT, STATE QUALITY MONITOR, U.P.R.R.D.A    | 09 02 2009 03:21:37 +0000
Its old joke and printed incomplete,need not print again as well known to every one on too steps,published twice,
Any thank for refreshing.
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