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By : Reni sebastian, building inspector and public works overseer Gr I, Govt keralam
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A man is driving down a country road, when he spots a sardar standing in the middle of a huge field of grass. He pulls the car over to the side of the road and notices that Santa is just standing there, doing nothing, looking at nothing.

The man gets out of the car, walks all the way out to the sardar and asks him, “Ah excuse me sir, but what are you doing?”

Santa replies, “I’m trying to win a Nobel Prize.”

"How?” asks the man, puzzled.

”Well I heard they give the Nobel Prize to people who are out standing in their field.”

 Top Comment : Arunangshu Choudhury   | 03 28 2010 15:10:36 +0000
Didnt find too much difference from what Barrak Obama did to get his Noble Prize.NICE JOKE AND RELEVANT TOO.
 
14 comments on "sardar joke"
  Commented by  SHRIKANT MANOHAR DANKE, Consultant, Project Management Consultancy Firm    | 05 18 2011 06:10:00 +0000
Simply Great! 
Thanks for sharing.
  Commented by  S. Muralidharan, Head, Project Planning/Strategy, Knowledge Foundation    | 05 18 2011 02:59:12 +0000
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Humour is not ascribed or attributed to any particular sect or cult. Therefore, As the responsible citizens, shall we generalise jokes, with large heart, rather than citing any particular sect for making others laugh!  By doing this, we are rendering great service to our "Unity in Diversity" concept! 
  Commented by  P V Raman, Director - Engineering,    | 05 17 2011 16:46:33 +0000
it is disheartening to see Sardarji's community being always projected as fools. It happened once with me once . i found two teens sitting in airport cracking these jokes about sardarji's. i was intently abserving their pleasure in doing so. while my flight was announced, i got up, walked upto them & gave them a coin & said : please give this to a sardarji beggar, if u find anywhere. The world is round, we shall definitely meet sometime , somewhere, do please return my coin if don't find a sardar beggar till then.
  Commented by  Reni sebastian, building inspector and public works overseer Gr I, Govt keralam    | 04 22 2010 17:02:39 +0000
Thanks for the comments..and it is just mentioned as sardar just for the joke.. If it is presented with man1 or man2 it may tend to cry instead of make laugh.. I dont think all sardars are fools.. they are brilliant..like manmohanji, harkishan singh etc.. so dear DESIHAN pls take this as a joke and i am not pointed to insult a community
  Commented by  ujjwal, LLB Hons. student, university of lucknow    | 03 30 2010 05:58:00 +0000
good one , sir ji!!
  Commented by  Frederick Richard, Marketing Trainee, TooStep    | 03 29 2010 18:41:20 +0000
Good joke reni.... :)
  Commented by  Saleel, Senior Architect, Al-Hamad Construction and Development co.W.L.L    | 03 29 2010 13:26:32 +0000
Good one Mr.Reni.Thanks for sharing
  Commented by  Nitin M Aras, Head/VP/GM-Tech. Support, Wintech Taparia Limited    | 03 29 2010 11:19:14 +0000
OUT-STANDING or STANDING OUT,
Confusing ... but sure I don't want to be any one of them.
Interesting
  Commented by  Dhesihan S, HR Executive, JUSTINTIME    | 03 29 2010 05:57:12 +0000
Rating : +1 
Thanks for the joke. But try avoiding to place " santa or sardar ", instead of you can put some common name or may be like man1 and man 2. Even its for a joke i hate to point out some group of people. 
  Commented by  Satish Kumar, Project Executive & Business Devlopment Executive, Conserve Consultants Pvt. Ltd.    | 03 28 2010 16:47:21 +0000
Excellent sir ! Thanks for sharing...
  Commented by  Arunangshu Choudhury, Agent, L.I.C    | 03 28 2010 15:10:36 +0000
Rating : +2 
Didnt find too much difference from what Barrak Obama did to get his Noble Prize.NICE JOKE AND RELEVANT TOO.
  Commented by  malladi madhukumar, AGM -MKTG, Andhra Cements Ltd    | 03 28 2010 14:11:27 +0000
 Outstanding joke.
  Commented by  KUMAR SAURABH JHA, RESEARCHER, EDUCATION    | 03 28 2010 09:31:31 +0000
Few more outstanding performances are yet to come in a very short while from now. The countdown has begun.....
  Commented by  SB DIKSHIT, STATE QUALITY MONITOR, U.P.R.R.D.A    | 03 28 2010 08:14:19 +0000
Reni,
I am in great surprise why only santa can think upto this height.
Any way its very great joke sir.
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