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sardarji by Reni sebastian, building inspector and public works overseer Gr I, Govt keralam

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By : Reni sebastian, building inspector and public works overseer Gr I, Govt keralam
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Boss: Where were you born?
Sardar: India ..
Boss: which part?
Sardar: What 'which part'? Whole body was born in India .

  


Sardar: What is the name of your car?
Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'.
Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.



 

 Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Sardar: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright. 

 

 Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue u've broken.
Sardar: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.

 

 At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!
Sardar: Control yourself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying? 

 

 

NOW THE LAST TWO ULTIMATE: 
 

 In an interview, Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Sardar: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. .....
Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
Sardar: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup.... 

 

 Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Sardar: An old king's skeleton.
Tourist: Who's that smaller skeleton next to it?
Sardar: That was same king's skeleton when he was a child. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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  Commented by  malladi madhukumar, AGM -MKTG, Andhra Cements Ltd    | 03 28 2010 14:17:56 +0000 
Funny and halarious...
  Commented by  Reni sebastian, building inspector and public works overseer Gr I, Govt keralam    | 02 11 2010 15:38:54 +0000 
Thank you Mr. Nitin, MB, nikhil..
  Commented by  Nitin M Aras, Head/VP/GM-Tech. Support, Wintech Taparia Limited    | 02 11 2010 12:02:55 +0000 
Interesting....
  Commented by  Makrand Bhave, Marketing & MICE, WIZCRAFT International    | 02 11 2010 11:47:23 +0000 
LOL!!!! :D
  Commented by  Nikhil Jain, Senior Consultant, Hewitt Associates    | 02 11 2010 11:23:32 +0000
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Good one Renil!
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