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Once upon a time a married couple celebrated their 25 th marriage anniversary. They had become famous in the city for not having a single conflict in their period of 25 years. Local newspaper editors had gathered at the occasion to find out the secret of their well known "happy going marriage".   

 


 

 

Editor: " Sir. It's amazingly unbelievable. How did you make this possible?  

 

Husband recalling his old honeymoon days said: " We had been to Shimla for honeymoon after marriage. Having selected the horse riding finally, we both started the ride on different horses. My horse was pretty okay but the horse on which my wife was riding seemed to be a crazy one. On the way ahead, that horse jumped suddenly, making my wife topple over. Recovering her position from the ground, she patted the horse's back and said " This is your first time ". She again climbed the horse and continued with the ride. After a while, it happened again. This time she again kept calm and said " This is your second time " and continued. When the horse dropped her third time, she silently took out the revolver from the purse and shot the horse dead!!   

 

I shouted at my wife :  "What did you do you psycho. You killed the poor animal. Are you crazy?" .. She gave a silent look and said: "This is your first time!!!"."   

  Husband : "That's it. We are happily married ever after .....

 
21 comments on "Secret of Happy Marraige Life"
THAT WAS OSSOM......
  Commented by  dinesh kumar sharma, ZONAL SALES MANAGER - NORTH, WOCKHARDT LTD    | 09 22 2010 13:18:39 +0000
LET YOUR WIFE DO THE ALL TALKING , NEVER  PIN POINT HER GREY AREAS, KEEP ON APPRECIATING HER BEAUTY, COOKING,VOICE..ETC.YOU WILL BE  LOT OF PEACE OF MIND. 
  Commented by  rakeshbhatnagar, GM Projects., wig brothers india pvt.ltd.    | 07 12 2010 04:39:58 +0000
very nice
  Commented by  mitushi jain dadu, brand specialist, pavers england footprints ltd    | 05 14 2010 10:08:24 +0000
good one......
  Commented by  Nitin M Aras, Head/VP/GM-Tech. Support, Wintech Taparia Limited    | 03 08 2010 12:33:12 +0000
Awesome ... man ... how do you know this ... are you married ? do not reveal the secret of married life man ... you are putting us in trouble forever .... LOL
Arunanghu ... I am not in a position to bet ... you are absolutely right .... good shot man.... appreciated your sense of humor 
Sujeet  ... thank you ... really out of the box
  Commented by  Ali Ahmad, Medical Superintendent/Director, Surbhi Hospital    | 02 19 2010 10:33:58 +0000
Lol. Good joke.
Moral of the story, don’t take your wife for horse riding.
  Commented by  Kshitiz Kumar, B.Tech/B.E. student, Shri Sant Gadge Baba C.O.E.T    | 12 29 2009 11:46:18 +0000
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It was really  nice n funny
  Commented by  sonam dixit, B.Tech/B.E. student, davv    | 12 27 2009 13:23:04 +0000
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nice joke.
  Commented by  Suvrajit Gangopadhyay, B.E. (E&C) Final Year    | 12 27 2009 04:24:14 +0000
ha ha ha .......... guess the lady was Phoolan Devi ...... guns, horses, see the connection ........
  Commented by  Arunangshu Choudhury, Agent, L.I.C    | 12 25 2009 17:25:26 +0000
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I bet they had only two kids!
  Commented by  Biranchi Narayan Acharya, Senior Project Manager, Simplex Infrastructures Ltd    | 12 25 2009 06:03:22 +0000
Good joke
  Commented by  ujjval jain, All roles for me, Abhishek Ent    | 12 19 2009 18:30:02 +0000
Right thing to do,,,LOL
  Commented by  malladi madhukumar, AGM -MKTG, Andhra Cements Ltd    | 12 19 2009 17:15:19 +0000
good one
  Commented by  BISWABHUSHAN BEHERA, Dy. Manager (HR), GAIL (India) Limited    | 10 26 2009 10:58:24 +0000
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good one... 
LOL.....ha ha ha...good one!!!!!
And the problem was solved for good.In Bengali they say <Killing the cat in the first night>. Nice one.
  Commented by  varsha mishra, technical Manager, rfrac    | 10 03 2008 16:46:41 +0000
oooooooooo god...................
  Commented by  Bopanna, Head - SCM, Himatsingka Seide Limited    | 08 25 2008 05:57:39 +0000
Good one......
  Commented by  Abhishek Tiwari, Network Admin/System Admin, STPL INC.    | 08 14 2008 06:32:44 +0000
haa haaaa haaa 
  Commented by  Ramani M, Sr Executive - HR    | 08 08 2008 01:23:06 +0000
My God????
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