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SINGH IS KING.....part-2...!!!!!!!!!!!

Teacher to Sardar " Where were U born?
Sardar : In Tiruvanantapuram.
Teacher : Spell it?
Sardar : (after thinking) I think I was born in GOA .


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Santa : People consider me as a "GOD"
Banta : How do you know??

Santa : When I went to the Park today, everybody said, Oh GOD ! U have came again..

 
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Sardar complained 2 Police : Sir all items are missing, except the TV in my house.
Police : How the theif did not take TV???
Sardar : I was watching TV na....


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Thought for the Day!!!
 
If you call your mother as MUM.. What will you call Mother's younger sis and elder sis?

 
Answer : MINIMUM & MAXIMUM

 
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Tihar Jail ordered 999 Shirts and 1000 Pants for its inmates.
Tell why this odd combination?

 
 
Answer : Bcos
SALMAN KHAN is coming and He hardly wear SHIRTs!!!

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Do you know the similarity between "Dinasaurs" & "Decent Girls"


Answer: Both dont exist on earth !!!

 
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When do you congratulate someone for their Mistake?

 
Answer : On their Wedding !!


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Whats the height of Intelligence?

 
Answer : A 99 year old Sardar going for HUTCH ka naya lifetime scheme ...

 

 Top Comment : Bhanu Pratap Singh   | 07 24 2009 13:18:28 +0000
Marvelous first one and last
 
13 comments on "SINGH IS KING.....part-2...!!!!!!!!!!!"
  Commented by  !manpreet $ingh, -------    | 08 03 2009 07:57:39 +0000
O Ji Mauja Hi Mauja :):)
  Commented by  sandesh saboo, Research Associate/Analyst, saboo associates    | 07 30 2009 10:09:44 +0000
you should add the statutory warning this are my personal view and too step is no way connected with the view presented.
you have offended me, so long i was thinking i was god.kyaa yaar jagane chinaa mujsaee mujhe joa bhi laage pyara..bhagwaan ki upaadi de rakhi thi mainee apne app koa.woh be kissi aur kaa hoa gaya..
  Commented by  Preetha, Project Architect, Southern Techno Ventures    | 07 25 2009 05:57:15 +0000
Rating : +1 
Yes........singh is KING
Sahi hai..... not one can beat em!!
  Commented by  Vivek Singh, Construction Manager L&T    | 07 25 2009 03:18:57 +0000
Carry on Yogi
  Commented by  Mohan Murari, Lecturer-Retail & Marketing    | 07 24 2009 15:25:43 +0000
part 2 is good part 1 was even better, 
  Commented by  jairaj shyam prasad, Production Manager, BOSCH Ltd    | 07 24 2009 14:32:13 +0000
its really cool.thanks for posting this item.
  Commented by  suchita Ambardekar, Financial Analyst, Falcon Brokerage Pvt Ltd.    | 07 24 2009 13:56:41 +0000
This should aptly be titled.............laughter therapy....
  Commented by  varsha, technical manager(QMS)    | 07 24 2009 13:53:19 +0000
ya right ... Singh is King....lol
  Commented by  Bhanu Pratap Singh, Sales/BD Manager, Regency Ceramics Ltd.    | 07 24 2009 13:18:28 +0000
Rating : +1 
Marvelous first one and last 
Lots n Lots of LOLzzzzzzzzzzzzzz !!!
Thanks for sharing
  Commented by  Venkata Subbaiah, Sr Sub Editor/Sr Reporter, TOI    | 07 24 2009 12:57:06 +0000
Ha ha good one..
  Commented by  amruta koranne, B.Tech/B.E. student, IIST indore    | 07 24 2009 12:52:16 +0000
nice collection :)
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