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SINGH IS KING.....part-2...!!!!!!!!!!!
Teacher to Sardar " Where were U born?
Sardar : In Tiruvanantapuram.
Teacher : Spell it?
Sardar : (after thinking) I think I was born in GOA .
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Santa : People consider me as a "GOD"
Banta : How do you know??
Santa : When I went to the Park today, everybody said, Oh GOD ! U have came again..
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Sardar complained 2 Police : Sir all items are missing, except the TV in my house.
Police : How the theif did not take TV???
Sardar : I was watching TV na....
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Thought for the Day!!!
If you call your mother as MUM.. What will you call Mother's younger sis and elder sis?
Answer : MINIMUM & MAXIMUM
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Tihar Jail ordered 999 Shirts and 1000 Pants for its inmates.
Tell why this odd combination?
Answer : Bcos SALMAN KHAN is coming and He hardly wear SHIRTs!!!
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Do you know the similarity between "Dinasaurs" & "Decent Girls"
Answer: Both dont exist on earth !!!
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When do you congratulate someone for their Mistake?
Answer : On their Wedding !!
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Whats the height of Intelligence?
Answer : A 99 year old Sardar going for HUTCH ka naya lifetime scheme ...

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I do and I agree that "10 minutes early!" can make our life more easier and more relaxed...... |
I do and I agrre that "10 minutes early!" can make your life much easier and much relaxed......... |
Playing sports can teach you everything.........Winning, losing, maneuvering, deceptions, joy, fighting spirit, falling, standing up again, cleverness, cunningness, tricks, team spirit, sportsman spirit, quickness, swiftness….and so on……..GO PLAY… |