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Smokers only..Plz by Suryanarayan Murthy, Asst Vice President (Corporate Finance), A Hydro Power Project

Smokers only..Plz

By : Suryanarayan Murthy, Asst Vice President (Corporate Finance), A Hydro Power Project
Industry : Advertising/PR/MR/Events Functional Area : Open Source
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Smokers only, Please !!

WARNING:
Smoker's Pride Neighbors Deride
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Cigarette in my hand...I feel like a man...
It gives me the confidence...that "I can"...

You don't agree...?? wait till I show you...
Its importance - then you won't argue...


I need it with my breakfast toast...
To supply me the vitamins I need the most...

I need it when I enter my work-place...
To give me the energy to match the pace...

I need it after my lunch...
To increase the digestion after the munch...

I need it in my coffee break...
And that's just for keeping me awake...

I need it with my evening snacks...
To lift my verve when it sags...

I need it when I leave for the day...
to relax after the tortuous play...

I need it when I move around with friends...
to get the "kick" and feel the trends...

I need it after my dinner...
To adieu my day as a winner.

On my way to glory...

I overlook the statutory warning written on the pack...
For my valour - I should be given a pat on my back.

I feed gallons of smoke to my neighbour...
Can anyone else boast of such a favour ??

An apple a day keeps the doctors away...
The doctors then,won't have any say.
I keep the doctors busy n working...
The apple would have left them sulking.

I contribute heavily in the government's revenues...
which help them venture the different avenues...

And you want me to quit smoking ??
I am sure you must be joking.

I am happy the way I am.
I'm no saint up above the hills.
And if at all I decide to quit...
What'll happen to the company called WILLS ??

WARNING:   Cigarette smoking KILLS

(from a mail sent to me)

 Top Comment : Tanima    | 11 11 2011 08:10:22 +0000
Thanks Sir......It's a sweeter truth for those who smokes and a bitter truth for those who are partially effected by it.... Thanks Again Sir..
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Thanks sir :)
WARNING:   Cigarette smoking KILLS
  Commented by  Himanshu Aggarwal, Application Developer, Magic Software Pvt. Ltd    | 11 16 2011 10:27:06 +0000 
For smokers....there's no inflation....i think this show some how stupidity....!!!!!!!
  Commented by  Suman Kumari, MBA/PGDM student, Banasthali University    | 11 16 2011 03:46:22 +0000
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Thanks sir, It's really very nice...it's a bitter truth of smockers, how they defend themselves.
  Commented by  Shashi Kumar U, Manager accounts & commercial, Mazda Concrete Products Pvt Ltd    | 11 14 2011 03:32:26 +0000 
Good work. I don't smoke nor I support it.
  Commented by  sudhakar, BUSINESS CONSULTANT    | 11 11 2011 13:32:07 +0000 
good one for all smokers and it is awake up call.
one should quietly quit it
  Commented by  Virag Shah, Confidential    | 11 11 2011 09:50:49 +0000
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Despite of hike in price of tobacco market, market is still steady. More work stress, More Smoking....  

Smokers are paying Rs.8 on 1 cigarette ...How Sweet & Funny !!!!
  Commented by  Rajeev Sharma, Strategic Analyst, Columnist, Publishing    | 11 11 2011 08:47:55 +0000
Rating : +1  
Thankfully, I don't smoke.
  Commented by  Tanima, First Medical Services Pvt. Ltd.    | 11 11 2011 08:10:22 +0000
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Thanks Sir......It's a sweeter truth for those who smokes and a bitter truth for those who are partially effected by it.... Thanks Again Sir..
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