Some Funny Quotes

Really Funny. Thanks for sharing with us.

nice quotes

interesting fun but its an old one ..........

Thanks , Manoj for value addition. Keep it up. 
& All you here thanks for your comments.

Good one Manoj really good one with some underlying facts of life.

 Thanks,Mr manoj for sharing funny quotes and to Shrikant Manohar for very funny ones.

good one Manoj really funny

Nice one, enjoyed the humour and thanks for the sharing Mr.Manoj Kumar.
 

manoj good ones...  

Gud one srikanth !!! Sounds funny but true !!! 
@ Manoj thts also a gud one !!!

Interesting.....

Good one Shrikant, I feel bad if I wont add some thing....hehe...joking
So go through the quotes below

Men:


1. All men are extremely busy.

2. Although they are so busy, they still have time for women.
3. Although they have time for women, they don't really care for them. 
4. Although they don't really care for them, they always have one around.
5. Although they always have one around them, they always try their luck with others.
6. Although they try their luck with others, they get really pissed off if the woman leaves them.
7. Although the woman leaves them they still don't learn from their mistakes and still try their luck with others.


Women:

1. The most important thing for a woman is financial security.
2. Although this is so important, they still go out and buy expensive clothes and stuff.
3. Although they always buy expensive clothes, they never have something to wear.
4. Although they never have something to wear, they always dress beautifully.
5. Although they always dress beautifully, their clothes are always just "an old rag".
6. Although their clothes are always "just an old rag", they still expect you to compliment them.
7. Although they expect you to compliment them, when you do, they don't believe you.