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Topic : Software Development Methodologies
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1.Two Recursive functions calling each other
Mujhe kuchh kehna hein
mujhe bhi kuchh kehna hein
pehle tum, pehle tum

2. The debugger
Jab koi baat bigad jaye
Jab koi mushkil pad jaye
Tum dena saath mera hamnawaz

3. From VC++ to VB
Yeh haseen vaadiyan
Yeh khula asmaan
Aa gaye hum kahan

4. Untrackable bug   --
aye ajnabi, tu bhi kabhi,
awaaz de kahin se

5. Unexpected bug (esp. during presentation to client) 
Ye kya hua, Kaise hua, Kab hua, Kyon hua

6. And then to the client                                                 
Jab hua, Tab hua, O chhodo, ye na socho

7. Load Balancing
Saathi haath badhana
ek akela thak jayega
mil kar bojh uthana

8.  Modem - talk on a busy connection
suno - kaho,
kaha - suna,
kuch huwa kya?
Abhee to nahin...
kuch bi nahin

9. Windows getting open sourced
Parde mein rahne do
parda na uthao
parda jo uth gaya to bhed khul jayeha
allah meri tauba, allah meri tauba

10. Local variable
Jeena Yahan Marna Yahan,
Iske siva Jana kaahan.

11. Global variable
Musafir hoon yaaron,
na ghar hai na thikana

12. Null pointers
Mera jeevan kora kagaz kora hi reh gaya ..

13. Dangling pointers
Maut bhi aati nahi jaan bhi jati nahin.

14. GOTO
Ajeeb dastan hai yeh
Kahan shuru kahan khatam
Ye manzilen hain kaun si
Na woh samajh sake na hum
 
15. Hidden or Private scope Variable/value
Jaanejan dhoondta phir raha,
Hoon tujhe raat din,
main yahan se wahan

 
6 comments on "Story of programmer"
  Commented by  virendra deshmukh, MCA student, Amravati University    | 01 15 2011 05:51:21 +0000
very nice...
  Commented by  Harshwardhan Kamdi, Information Security Consultant, Private    | 06 09 2009 14:27:06 +0000
This was very cool..it almost refreshed the entire experience while coding ...lol and that too in a good way.
  Commented by  sasi raj, IT/Technical Content Developer Netaxis    | 05 14 2009 12:45:58 +0000
Remember computer opcodes are more clean as they are in English, don't corrupt it with your crazy peanut brained Hindi, please.
  Commented by  Gargi Sinha, Senior Consultant, Hewitt Associates    | 03 30 2009 10:22:59 +0000
Very impressive,you have explained the concepts in such a interesting manner that even a guy who has no interest in computers would definitely want to learn that after seeing this kind of explanation...carry on the good work..again very impressive
  Commented by  Brajesh Sharma, Business Analyst, Mentor Graphics    | 02 20 2009 12:20:33 +0000
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  Commented by  varsha ., Technical manger(QMS)    | 02 10 2009 15:18:49 +0000
Rating : +2 
lol..............g8 
thanks
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