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Thats how business is done



 

 


DAD FINDS A BRIDE FOR HIS SON.

Father: I want you to marry a girl of my choice
Son: "I will choose my own bride!"
Father: "But the girl is Bill Gates's daughter."
Son: "Well, in that case...ok"

Next Father approaches Bill Gates.

Father: "I have a husband for your daughter."
Bill Gates: "But my daughter is too young to marry!"
Father: "But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank."
Bill Gates: "Ah, in that case...ok"

Finally Father goes to see the president of the World Bank.

Father: "I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president."
President: "But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!"
Father: "But this young man is Bill Gates's son-in-law."
President: "Ah, in that case...ok"
This is how business is done!!

Moral:Even If you have nothing, You can get Anything.
But your attitude should be positive

 

 

 

 
3 comments on "Thats how business is done"
  Commented by  SUMEET DIKSHIT, Strategy/B.D.    | 11 03 2009 14:06:03 +0000
Good idea but you do have HRD functions in organizations & paper work to verify.Neway ..good one..
  Commented by  Charles davison, Project Manager, Douglas OHI LLC    | 10 19 2009 03:41:43 +0000
Enterpreneur's Brains !!!!

  Commented by  Roshan, Teaching / Advocate, K.M.Agrawal College    | 10 18 2009 18:38:44 +0000
Thank you for  "Thats how business is done" 
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