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By : Mohd Asghar Naqvi (Amrohvi), HR- Resourcing (Telecom/IT Recruitment), SPJ Pvt. Ltd.
Industry : Telecom/ISP Functional Area : Talent Management
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The BOSS

A man wanted to buy his son a parrot as a birthday present..
The next day he went to the pet shop and saw
three identical parrots in a cage.

He asked the clerk, "how much for the parrot on the right?

The owner said it was Rs. 2500.
"Rs. 2500.", the man said. "Well what does he do?
"He knows how to use all of the functions of Microsoft Office 2000,
responds the clerk.
"He can do all of your spreadsheets and type all of your letters."

The man then asked what the second parrot cost.
The clerk replied, Rs. 5000, but he not only knows Office 2000,
but is an expert computer programmer.

Finally, the man inquired about the cost of the last parrot.
The clerk replied, "Rs. 10,000."
Curious as to how a bird can cost Rs. 10,000, the man asked what this
bird's specialty was.
The clerk replies, "Well to be honest I haven't seen him do anything.

But the other two call him *"BOSS"!!

 
5 comments on "The BOSS"
  Commented by  ASOKE KUSARI, Domestic Private Banking-Executive/Manager, A large leading PSU Bank - India    | 01 11 2010 17:39:06 +0000
Oh .. .. nice, splendid .. !!
  Commented by  Devi Kaladeen, Audit Manager, Health Sector Development Unit    | 01 11 2010 17:06:10 +0000
Good one indeed. Sometimes the question is always raised 'What does the boss really do?' 
  Commented by  Rohini Kaushal, HR Executive, Etech, Inc pvt ltd    | 01 11 2010 07:55:40 +0000
good 1.

it's a great irony

  Commented by  Paresh.Khanchandani, Process Manager, E-Procurement Technologies Limited    | 01 11 2010 06:16:49 +0000
LOL !!
Good one....
  Commented by  Ziaul Haque Ansari, Legal Consultant/Solicitor, Advocate    | 01 09 2010 22:50:26 +0000
yeah you have truly defined Boss
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