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One afternoon a wealthy lawyer was riding in his limousine
when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass.

Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to
investigate. .

He asked one man 'Why are you eating grass?'

'We don't have any money for food,' the poor
man replied. 'We have to eat grass.'

'Well, then, you can come with me to my house and
I'll feed you', the lawyer said.

'But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They
are over there, under that tree'.

'Bring them along,' the lawyer replied.

Turning to the other poor man he stated, 'You come
with us also.'

The second man, in a pitiful voice then said, 'But
sir, I also have a wife and SIX children with me!'

'
Bring them all, as well,' the lawyer answered.

They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for
a car as large as the limousine was. Once underway, one of the poor
fellows turned to the lawyer and said, 'Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for
taking all of us with you.'

The lawyer replied, 'Glad to do it. You'll really love my place; the grass
is almost 1 metre high!'

Lesson : Don't trust kind lawyers
!!
 

 
7 comments on "The Kind Lawyer........."
  Commented by  Adv. Ali Haider Faruk, Lawyer, Sylhet District Bar Association    | 04 21 2010 19:52:42 +0000
I Hope They won't kill me. I Hope No Body's following me. I Hope I don't step on a landmine. I hope I protect people in world. I hope I find some water soon for rural people. They don't die. I hope I subsist honest life. I hope I love all peoples. I hope I protect all kinds of offence. Peope mabe for each others. We try to help each other.
  Commented by  Nagpal Singh, Sales and Business Development, Babel Group of companies    | 11 10 2009 07:41:58 +0000
good one lol really
  Commented by  !manpreet $ingh, Junoon!!!! ...., Sixth Sense    | 10 09 2009 12:49:45 +0000
What a kind lawyer..... :)
  Commented by  Dipen Trivedi, Project Manager, 3i Infotech    | 10 09 2009 07:43:01 +0000
hahaha...nice joke sir..Really applicable on lawyers. Thanks for sharing...
Lawyers will always be lawyers. I agree with Charles!!
  Commented by  varsha, technical manager(QMS)    | 10 08 2009 16:01:54 +0000
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nice.. lol ........i ll refer it to all my lawyer frnds..
  Commented by  Charles davison, Project Manager, Douglas OHI LLC    | 10 08 2009 12:02:55 +0000
hahaha Lawyers are lawyers .after all its what i call genes
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