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Industry : Construction Functional Area : Quality Management
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Just for a time pass, But is it true..........

When I Take a long time to finish, I am slow,

 When my boss takes a long time, he is thorough

 

When I don't do it, I am lazy,

When my boss does not do it, he is busy,

 

When I do something without being told, I am trying to be smart,

When my boss does the same, he takes the initiative,

 

When I please my boss, I am apple polishing,

When my boss pleases his boss, he is cooperating,

 

When I make a mistake, I' am an idiot.

When my boss makes a mistake, he's only human.

 

When I am out of the office, I am wondering around.

When my boss is out of the office, he's on business.

 

When I am on a day off sick, I am always sick.

When my boss is a day off sick, he must be very ill.

 

When I apply for leave, I must be going for an interview

When my boss applies for leave, it's because he's overworked

 

When I do good, my boss never remembers,

When I do wrong, he never forgets

 Top Comment : V. Srinivas   | 05 10 2010 16:35:01 +0000
it is one of those evergreen amorphisms. Looks at the contradictions in life-the same point from two different sides of the coin. The truth is somewhere in between. For example, if you are really god, you need not butter your boss - he may want it or expect it but tough luck. and so the story goes on.. thanks for bringing this item back to my notice
 
8 comments on "The management and me"
  Commented by  rakeshbhatnagar, GM Projects., wig brothers india pvt.ltd.    | 09 10 2010 06:12:27 +0000
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IT'S THE FACT YOU HAVE WRITTEN
  Commented by  ANAND M, Freelancer, Human Resources (HR) Consulting    | 09 09 2010 12:03:41 +0000
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Wow!! wonderful Manoj ji...Kya mast likha hai...
  Commented by  SHRIKANT MANOHAR DANKE, Consultant, Project Management Consultancy Firm    | 09 09 2010 11:51:23 +0000
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Good as usual. Thanks for referral.
  Commented by  Dr Ali Ahmad, Dep.Medical Superintnedent, Yashoda Group of Hospitals    | 05 17 2010 12:05:44 +0000
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Thanks for the referral Mr Manoj, True-BOSS IS ALWAYS RIGHT
  Commented by  Nitin M Aras, Head/VP/GM-Tech. Support, Wintech Taparia Limited    | 05 11 2010 05:22:50 +0000
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Its good and interesting
  Commented by  Mohammad Bakhsh, Rtd.Dy Chief Engineer    | 05 11 2010 02:44:31 +0000
Khoob kaha,the boss always takes the treat where as you always take the beat.
  Commented by  akshaya bhatia, Program Manager, fsl    | 05 10 2010 17:06:39 +0000
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True. That is life. Might is Right. 
Man who wears the hat can say “that is this and this is that”. 
Right, Oh Man not at all responsible for the aging so as it has to be with life.
Let the rats decide to bell the cat, but the point is who will bell the cat.
Have faith in yourself. 
Moon waxes and wanes as well.
Day follows the Night and the cycle continues. 
On day when you are at higher slot, do remember the days when you were at lower rung. 
Always, treat anyone as you would like to treat yourself and you will be contended for life.
   
  Commented by  V. Srinivas, Freelancer    | 05 10 2010 16:35:01 +0000
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it is one of those evergreen amorphisms. Looks at the contradictions in life-the same point from two different sides of the coin. The truth is somewhere in between. For example, if you are really god, you need not butter your boss - he may want it or expect it but tough luck. and so the story goes on..
thanks for bringing this item back to my notice
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