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The Obedient Wife


There was a man, who had worked all his life, had saved all of his money,

 And was a real miser when it came to his money.

 Just before he died, he said to his wife... 'When I die, I want you to take all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want to take my money to the afterlife with me. '

And so he got his wife to promise him, with all of her heart, that when he died, she would put all of the money into the casket with him.

Well, he died.
He was stretched out in the casket, his wife was sitting there - dressed in black, and her friend was sitting next to her. When they finished the ceremony, and just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said,

'Wait just a moment!'

She had a small metal box with her; she came over with the box and put it in the casket. Then the undertakers locked the casket down and they rolled it away.
So her friend said,
'Girl, I know you were not foolish enough to put all that money in there with your husband.'

The loyal wife replied,
'Listen, I'm a Christian; I cannot go back on my word. I promised him that I was going to put that money into the casket with him.'

You mean to tell me you put that money in the casket with him!?!?!?'

 'I sure did,' said the wife.

'I got it all together, put it into my account, and wrote him a cheque.....

If he can cash it, then he can spend it.'

 

 
20 comments on "The Obedient Wife-Women are smart!!"
  Commented by  Jaygopal Raghavan, Marketing Manager, Landmark Group    | 09 09 2010 14:57:41 +0000
Thats some smartness ! Good one.
  Commented by  NATTERAJA R. ARIKRISHNAN, Area Sales Manager, HPL INDIA LTD, CHENNAI    | 09 01 2010 08:32:38 +0000
Excellent, Thanks for sharing Mr.malladi  madhukumar.
  Commented by  BALASUBRAMANIAM PALANIAPPAN, National Sales Manager, LENOX INDIA PVT LTD    | 08 28 2010 14:45:13 +0000
So the moral of the story is spend what you earn before it is too late
  Commented by  N.Sreenivasa Rao, Construction Management -CPWD    | 08 26 2010 02:28:17 +0000
    Yes whole life we spend our time to earn and save for the future generations our family.
   So it is the time to think to spend for yourself before you leave this world. 
Then Spend something for the social welfare for the needy people who cannot get their square meal and struggling for existance.Ofcourse wives are always Smart. Mother checks your Stomach. But Wife ckecks your pocket.
  Commented by  Dr.G.S.Rama Rao, Freelancer, Public Sector/Government    | 08 24 2010 17:01:49 +0000
EXCELLENT.
  Commented by  Santosh A. Jadhav, Excecutive - Business Development, Titan Aeration    | 08 23 2010 05:16:48 +0000
Coooooooooooooooool/// very impressive,..nice keep on writing ..
  Commented by  George Varghese, Proprietor, Jecyees    | 08 23 2010 02:51:51 +0000
Thanks to Sunitha and manisha....good one
  Commented by  Ayan Biswas, Cluster Manager, HDFC Standard Life Insurance Co Ltd    | 08 22 2010 17:44:24 +0000
Hahaha that was a good one...excellent example of out of box thinking
  Commented by  Rajdeep Chowdhury, BD Manager, Biltech Building Elements Ltd    | 08 22 2010 11:20:32 +0000
Very smart , Real eye opener !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  Commented by  Gilbert PRIEUR, entrepreneur, Nemopsy    | 08 21 2010 16:33:02 +0000
wife is more clever than husband!!!!!!!
  Commented by  s.baalu, SALES,MARKETING,FINANCE,ADMINISTRATION CONSULTANT, DASPAN INDUSTRIES LTD    | 08 21 2010 14:14:23 +0000
FIT MATERIAL FOR ALTERNATE THINKING.
  Commented by  s.baalu, SALES,MARKETING,FINANCE,ADMINISTRATION CONSULTANT, DASPAN INDUSTRIES LTD    | 08 21 2010 14:10:13 +0000
VERY GOOD CASE STUDY FOR ALTERNATE THINKING.
  Commented by  s.baalu, SALES,MARKETING,FINANCE,ADMINISTRATION CONSULTANT, DASPAN INDUSTRIES LTD    | 08 21 2010 14:10:10 +0000
VERY GOOD CASE STUDY FOR ALTERNATE THINKING.
  Commented by  Nohar Singh Dhruv, Assistant Engineer, PMGSY    | 08 21 2010 09:43:14 +0000
Very Very smart wife... Nice one Manisha... Thanks for referral Sumita dear..!!!
  Commented by  Rathin Deb, Resident Manager, Tower Infotech Ltd.    | 08 21 2010 08:59:07 +0000
A good one Malladi. Very practical.
  Commented by  Suresh Prasad Gupta, Freelancer, Pharmaceuticals    | 08 21 2010 08:53:21 +0000
Intelligent wife.
  Commented by  diksha, lecturer, SBN law college    | 08 21 2010 08:31:33 +0000
good one. thanks 4 refferal sumita
  Commented by  Vidyasagar, Regional Head, Only Success Learning Leadership Academy    | 08 21 2010 07:30:13 +0000
The Story can also be read as 'what you give is What you get!".  If one wants to fool the other, then he/she himself/herself would be fooled very nicely.
A very good one indeed.
  Commented by  sumita, BUSINESS MANAGER, IELTS    | 08 21 2010 05:39:18 +0000
Very Impressive. iwish if all the wives could be that smarter but only a few have that smartness.
  Commented by  malladi madhukumar, AGM -MKTG, Andhra Cements Ltd    | 08 20 2010 10:02:20 +0000
Hilarious. OBEDIENT WIFE.
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