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Yes, Just One (fun) for the road !!!
Santa bought a new mobile.
He called everyone from his Phone Book & said 'My Mobile No. has
changed. Earlier it was Nokia 3310 Now it is 6610'
Santa : I am a Proud Sardar, My son is in Medical College.
Banta : Really, what is he studying,
Santa : No he is not studying, they are Studying him.
What is Common between : Krishna, Ram, Gandhiji & Jesus..?
Sardar ji Replied : All are Born on Government Holidays.
Santa falls in luv with a nurse...After much
thinking, he finally writes a love letter to her: 'I luv u sister.'
Santa went out to buy an Indian flag.
The shop owner gave him the flag..
Guess what did he ask next... Ismein aur colour dikhayiye.
Santa went to battery shop n asked to change battery.
The shopkeeper asked: Exide laga du?
Santa: Ek side kyon? Dusri side tera baap lagayega?
Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai.
Santa: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai.
Santa: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai & jumps into the well.
Santa: Lo kar lo baat. Isme suicide karne waali kya baat thi.?
Santa was caught for speeding and went before the judge.
The judge: What'll you take 30 days or Rs 3000.
Santa: I think I'll take the money, you take 30 days!!!!.
What's Ford?
Santa: Gaadi.
What's Oxford?
Santa: So simple, Bail Gaadi
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